💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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He is currently going on an extended narcissistic rant about how important he and his baby game community are. If somebody records his streams (I know you can get the vod if you're a youtube member) might be worth clipping it. It's not very funny, however. Just delusional.
 
Paul-Denton said:
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HES DISGUSTING
HE'LL NEVER BEAT HIS PB
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HE'S PLAYING THE YELLOW SQUARE!!!
HE'S NOT PLAYING THE RED CAP!!!
HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR 9 YEARS!!!

WOAH SPONGE-Y!!!!
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I remember watching him years ago on twitch after randomly having nostalgia playing this game on the og Xbox. Forgot about him for a long time but got recommended his stream once again on Youtube like 5 days ago. I subbed and watched for awhile for some background noise. He was angry with no charisma or passion, and just kept doing the same like 5-7 minute run for an hour. I figured he was having a bad day or something and clicked out of the stream. Next time he was streaming, it was the same shit where he looks miserable and the stream is fucking boring with him just being in downtown bikini bottom whenever I looked over. Then he was being a huge asshole to someone asking him how he was or something. Unsubbed after that. What a douchebag he's become.

Didn't even know he had a KF thread until just before writing this post but saw it pop up in the active threads lol. I can understand why now.
 
Good one tonight so far rage might be back on the menu soon but he has to lecture his viewers on how he's not appreciated enough first


 
Pineapple Sandwich said:
Good one tonight so far rage might be back on the menu soon but he has to lecture his viewers on how he's not appreciated enough first


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Dude, he sounds so defeated right now and just complaining about his community and how he doesn't feel he can do a subathon anytime soon.

His tone is so sad, that I'm just thinking about this song in the background while he's talking.
 

TOTAL KEYBOARD DEATH

edit: must have fucked up his hands a little lol
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came back with what looks like a paper towel
 
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A few months ago he would complain all night about how sore his hands were from playing spongebob and now we're witnessing total keyboard death. Not sure how he's going to buy a new keyboard with that bleeding subcount.
 
Total Keyboard Death
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Jesus man if only I knew discovering this guy in 2017 what a fucking disaster it'd become. This is a Bossman tier crash out.
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Almost 30,000 hours in the Bob game (not counting off stream) over nearly 10 years.
Spikes from the front page placement and whenever a new Spongebob game comes out but it looks like viewership on average went down by 30 to 50 percent starting in late 2022, early 2023. Not ever considering the big Sub-A-Thon where all the paypigs came out to bankroll thousands of dollars on the Spongebob movie game and the Incredibles game. Down from a 250-300 viewer average to 150-200.
I don't even remember where in the timeline all the tard rage started but these last few years and especially this year it's really ramped up. I think it started getting worse probably around when the old Goo Cage clip was added into runs around 2019. Before that all the other dogshit tricks like the time challenge skips and out of bounds stuff in Sand Mountain caused a lot of seething and only got worse the more convoluted the setup and execution got.
I'm probably just rambling but it's just interesting to try pinpointing at what point someone went over the edge.
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Obviously. I mean the genuine controller smashing, mic peaking, audience berating. Not the simple complain about the game or how shit's so unfair or the game is so bad.
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I think it's goten worse recently, I've never seen him throwing controllers or smashing his keyboard until the last few weeks .Audience berating has been around for years, if they're not giving him enough viewers or money they're fake fans according to him and feed into his paranoia about how he thinks all his viewers are trolls trying to get clips of him raging for their youtube videos or farmers just laughing at his misery,
 
A few days ago a random 100 subscriber YouTuber named UglyDixieChicken made a video on SHiFT.
Just one problem: It literally copies the OP of this thread :story:
As expected, 0 credit given to KF.
 
Oh boy he just dropped a new video.
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To note, I wrote these while watching, he was all over the place in this video.


I'm not having fun streaming lately.
Mentions subathon crashout.
Yapping about Christmas subathon going well.
I was balancing having fun and raging back then.
Complaining about Twitch.
My hands have been hurting.
I didn't eat for 21 hours in a day, and then only eat in the 3 left. (???)
Fasting was helping me focus.
I realized the fasting was putting stress on my body. (wow)
Multistreaming has hurt my streaming abilities.
Too many chats to manage.
Too many stupid young people making accounts to troll me.
"I want to start enjoying streaming again. Having a good time."
"Getting sub 40 is the most important thing in the world to me."
I have to deal with the grind to get the record.
Peoples' attention spans are lower now and struggle to watch my grind.
Shutting down Youtube and Kick chat (sub only mode) so I don't have to watch them.
Don't concern troll me by asking if I'm okay. It's just always been this way.
Quick water sip.
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We've always managed to have fun on the stream.
This isn't content to me.
I'm trying.
"Speedrunning at this level is not enjoyable."
Things will be easier with one chat.
I improved my chat tools.
You might get banned on Twitch if you don't know how to act.
New Spongebob game has cruise boosting.
I won't speedrun the new game.
I might play it, but I won't speedrun it.
The mindset is different on speedrunning a new game compared to old game I've played for 20,000 hours.
I hope to bring more attention to the new game.
Let's get back to doing good stuff.
Maybe I'll do a no hit run for a game.
The documentary for sub 40 will be crazy!
I'm doing okay, my personal life is fine, and I want to enjoy streaming again as much as I enjoy life.
 
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Aaaaand right on queue. The cycle will repeat forever like it has a dozen times before. Lucky me there's a Spongebob GIF for everything.
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