💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Mihael Keehl said:
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LMFAO. I wonder why Shift didn’t like that comment? But sure, he’s a role model. If this guy is your role model in life, it’s already over for you. Speedrunners are the most autistic community by far LOL.
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This clip will always remain evergreen for all speedtrannies, i feel it explains SHiFT mindset very well.
 
Archive of the retirement videos.

A Farewell to Bikini Bottom


A Star is Born — a New Era in Battle for Bikini Bottom Speedrunning


Crunchy Bone Sandwich said:
Maybe I sound schizo here but does anybody else notice that Star talks in the same exact cadence as Shift? I watched some of his world record and it felt like I was listening to a pitched-up Shift talking. Kinda weird.
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I noticed this as well. It's hilarious to no end that the next BfBB runner has exactly the same affect as Shift.

In his video congratulating Star on the world record, Shift claims Star has been running BfBB since he was 12 years old. I admit, when speedrunning became big in the 2010s, it did not occur to me that some children would inevitably end up huffing it all their lives. Shift also makes some bizarre statements regarding "detractors," Star among them, who were lured by adults into BfBB speedrunning while underage. Why Shift would bother including this information in such a historic video is an exercise left for the reader. The video itself is endlessly circular and self-congratulatory despite the fact that Shift is no longer the recordholder, and all he did in the first place was play SpongeBob quickly. One would think he made a scientific breakthrough in protein folding or something.
 
ibitsa said:
Shift also makes some bizarre statements regarding "detractors," Star among them, who were lured by adults into BfBB speedrunning while underage.
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Spongegrooming is a real and very insidious problem. One day, you’re a kid browsing YouTube and watching clips of your favorite SpongeBob game. The next, you’ve sunk 20k hours into trying to use the heat-seeking bubble missile to clip through the walls of the kelp forest .4 seconds faster than you did an hour ago. It’s scary stuff.
 
Jose Beaner Luna said:
This clip will always remain evergreen for all speedtrannies, i feel it explains SHiFT mindset very well.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
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The best "normal" speedrunner ever was one my dad watched a lot. Cordellium.

He actually came back lol. He speedruns various JRPGs while he does studies, and some runs he'd be walking on a treadmill while he did it. Crazy work. Proof that you can make it a cooler hobby too.

Never rages, always chill and just someone to put on in the background if you have a second monitor lol. He doesn't get WRs a lot but he's pretty good at the games. Definitely acquired taste though given you're speedrunning a 17 so hour JRPG.
 
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