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I caught myself the other day looking up pictures of the absolute shit hole town I grew up in and feeling nostalgic. What the actual fuck. There were maybe two or three good memories in all the years that I lived there. Yet I was looking at the google earth photos of these places that even more run down and neglected and poverty stained and thinking, I remember that, that was nice....


What the hell is wrong with me.
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This meme describes basically every day of everyone's life past the age of like 20. Maybe even younger. And it gets worse as you age. I know a boomer who loves waxing poetic about how the world was such a nice place when he was a kid and nobody gets along any more. He grew up during the race riots of the 60s, which was also the middle of the Vietnam war.

It really is crazy how your memories of the past can whitewash themselves if you're not careful.
 
It really is crazy how your memories of the past can whitewash themselves if you're not careful.
Bro, you're not going to psyop me into forgetting that the lock downs, vaccine mandates, sky-high inflation, and supply line issues that's happened since the turn of the decade weren't real. Also, weird that the year 2015 was picked consider that a lot of people, me included, felt like things were pretty good under the Trump admin era while it was actively happening.
 
I realized that The Sims 2 will be turning 20 years old this year, and it's still considered to be the best Sims game that was ever made. And yet, The Sims 4 will also be turning 10 years old this year, and still doesn't have anywhere near the sheer amount of gameplay that TS2 had.
 
I caught myself the other day looking up pictures of the absolute shit hole town I grew up in and feeling nostalgic. What the actual fuck. There were maybe two or three good memories in all the years that I lived there. Yet I was looking at the google earth photos of these places that even more run down and neglected and poverty stained and thinking, I remember that, that was nice....


What the hell is wrong with me.
Ive biked through my hometown a few times and it's nuts how small it is. Everything seemed huge, obviously, but the "far and distanced" sections of the city are just.. 5 mins on a bike. It's rampant with pensioners and millionaires building huge mansions. "Oh fuck it's so far out from everything!"; it's 45 mins from the capital. Same as where I live now, 2 hours away from my birthplace. Someone moved to my hometown as the start of a new life and excitingly drive to work from there every day. It's nuts.
 
I'm a few years older than everyone in my friend group. They've hit that late 20s early 30s phase where they're no longer partying all night, and have started to settle down. You know doing less drugs, drinking less, making sure they end up crashing in their own bed and not on the coach of some stranger they barely know etc. When it's like 3 am and I'm like "there's at least 2 decent clubs that are still open, lets go! Or how about someone get a bag and we afters at someone's house!" and they're like "I think I've had enough fun for tonight" I get hit with that realisation that "damn I'm the old man trying to make up for my wasted youth".
 
Ive biked through my hometown a few times and it's nuts how small it is. Everything seemed huge, obviously, but the "far and distanced" sections of the city are just.. 5 mins on a bike. It's rampant with pensioners and millionaires building huge mansions. "Oh fuck it's so far out from everything!"; it's 45 mins from the capital. Same as where I live now, 2 hours away from my birthplace. Someone moved to my hometown as the start of a new life and excitingly drive to work from there every day. It's nuts.
Developers tried to move in on my old town just after we left. According to the newspapers, the goal was to turn it into a dormitory suburb for a nearby city. The local "village elders" put a stop to it, just like they killed every other attempt to modernise the place and bring new industries in. The culture of the place was insanely isolationist. You could live there (and we did) for twenty years and still be classed as a blow in. It was like it was a country town in some far off rural area, but the nearest neighbouring town was a whopping fifteen minutes drive down the road. After the developers were chased out, according to what I've read and who has been down there, the already high crime rate shot through the roof. There's no work because all attempts to establish new industries have been wrecked, and the only people who live there now can't afford to live anywhere else. They weren't all bad back when I lived there, but anyone with half a brain has left since then, leaving behind the exact type of people you'd want to leave behind.
 
You do become more knowledgeable, though, at least about the shit you haven't forgotten from impending senility.
Sure, some people neither mature nor mellow with age. At the same time, though, others do become more knowledgeable and appreciate certain things better. Now that I'm older, I can better appreciate a historical site in my area because I lacked the worldview and larger perspective when I was first taken there as a little kid.

I was never really a huge gamer or anything like that but I did play recreationally up through my mid 20s or so (so late 2000s) and honestly, maybe it's an age thing but I really don't get any enjoyment, nor have any interest in, gaming today
I never was a gamer, either. I had a handful of Arcade games I liked, but I never got into console gaming where most of the games boiled down to smashing the controls ad nauseam and hoping for a win or other favorable result - especially with a two player game when your opponent knew all the tricks when you didn't.

How many different cords and ports do we actually need?
It's a shame that vendors, especially in the US, don't want to use universal cords, connections, or standards as much as possible because they see the differences as a competitive advantage that gives them more leverage and revenue.

Thread tax: Learning a friend's girl friend had a classmate of mine as her high school PE teacher.
 
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The ankle I broke as a teenager is now developing really bad arthritis.
From what I understand your 25th High School Reunion is around when the conversation starts to shift from, "What are you up to, now?" to "What hurts for you, now?" I had my 20th last year so it won't be long now for me now.

Though I guess it could be worse, by your 40th the conversation will have shifted to, "whose still alive?"
 
The subcompact car segment in the US will soon be completely dead, when the Nissan Versa gets killed off next year, and the Mitsubishi Mirage may already have been killed off. CARB standards, ballooning car sizes, and the rise of the CUV menace have had disastrous effects on the automotive market.

And the sheer amount of V8 engines that are getting killed off for Turbo V6s, and the number of V6s getting killed off for Turbo 4s, is also a disaster to cars.
 
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The ankle I broke as a teenager is now developing really bad arthritis.
Yeah that's definitely a big one. "Oh I remember when I fucked this part of my body up. It was 40 goddamn years ago! AND IT STILL HURTS!"
And the sheer amount of V8 engines that are getting killed off for Turbo V6s, and the number of V6s getting killed off for Turbo 4s, is also a disaster to cars.
And you try to tell the young'uns this and they're like "V8? What's a V8?"
My mom graduated in the 70’s. The “who’s still alive?” questions started after 10 years. As she put it, the 80’s were hard on her class.
It seems like your cohort always takes a few big hits in their late 20s as the ones with insanely bad habits or reckless behavior die off when they fail to quit doing that shit after the time their teenage immortality runs out. A couple funerals later, if you're going that direction, you know what's coming and get your shit together (or don't).
 
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I thought of my early childhood today on the train: Sunday school, paper crafts, no mobile phones or electronic devices (even pagers were a rare sight, and most people didn't have them.) Playing sports outside with my friends, destruction derby with toy cars, Lego trades, pogs, kids carrying stacks of Pokemon cards to the local park - the list goes on, and on, and on.

Most kids up to their late teens today have no idea of the existence. The mid 1990s may as well have been the 1890s.

The crazy thing? I'm only 34
 
kids carrying stacks of Pokemon cards to the local park
I remember when Pokemon cards first came out, and nobody my age played it because that was a game for elementary kids, while we were middle schoolers.

Pokemon Red and Blue came out when I was a Junior in high school.
 
In 'The Olden Days' when you wanted to use a public toilet, or one in a store, you had to put a Penny in the slot on the stall before you could open the door. When you wanted a polite euphemism to excuse yourself from the table at a restaurant (for example) you would say "I'm going to spend a Penny"
Now, with the introduction of the Euro, the old toilets have given way to inflation and the euphemism is no longer apt. The millennial polite will have to get used to the fact that they are now, Euro-peein'.
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.
(it IS factual though)
 
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