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Twinkies and Ding-Dongs are rather nasty now.
I remember them tasting so good as a kid, but now? I tried a Twinkie a few years back, it tasted awful. Greasy and a weird artificial aftertaste.
Cosmic brownies, man. I used to wolf those down by the box as a sugar crazed idiot child but now, I ate one and it was just greasy and slimy. The only good things were the sprinkles. You can't fuck up sprinkles.
The only thing now I can eat and not get sick off of is Nutter Butters and Nutty Buddy Bars. They taste pretty much the same as they did when I was a kid so thank god for that.
 
You don’t see as much of this type of USB (Known as Mini-USB) before, I have one that is just biting dust incase I do ever need to use it.
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Eating literally anything I liked as a kid. It's all nasty now.
I feel you on this one specifically. My favorite ice cream used to be the turner dreamsicles... Now since the great corn syruping replacing all sugar and the crusade against fat that they never walked back now they taste "stale" fresh out the wrapper and the texture is atrocious, couldn't even finish the one and I tossed the box a couple years back.
 
Cosmic brownies, man. I used to wolf those down by the box as a sugar crazed idiot child but now, I ate one and it was just greasy and slimy. The only good things were the sprinkles. You can't fuck up sprinkles.
The only thing now I can eat and not get sick off of is Nutter Butters and Nutty Buddy Bars. They taste pretty much the same as they did when I was a kid so thank god for that.
Had the strangest craving for a star crunch at like 11PM the other day. Went to the gas station and they didn't have any. I only cried a little.
 
When I look in the bathroom mirror and wonder who this old motherfucker looking back at me even is. Who is this guy?
It might be bullshit but anecdotally there's some sort of subjective census where people of all ages from 30 to 80+ were asked what age they felt like they "stopped" at mentally. And a shocking amount of people answered early 20s going all the way down to 16 for some, to early 30s at latest.

It's interesting to think that there just straight up is an age where you're done baking and the rest is just external.
 
Grabbed lunch with my sister the other day and she made a comment to me about how they completely went overboard with how much ice they put in her drink. My immediate response was saying “yeah that’s how they get ya” which made her crack up and when I asked what was so funny I got told “that is such a fucking old man thing to say, Jason!”

I stand by it.
 
Despite being a Kiwi a don't feel...what's the term anger? Disdain? Disgust? I don't feel like calling people slurs as much as I used too, i don't feel like some "based" rebel who goes against the mainstream saying no to the rainbow mafia and all that jazz we say we do on here. Oh sure I can still laugh at lolcows especially when they fuck up big time. But frankly even their antics just aren't shocking or surprising anymore. Lolcow behavior has become so universally accepted in mainstream culture that even gen z'ers are in on it (if last months feature about furries in hs are as true as the hype made it seem.)





If I may comic sperg a bit. Imagine frank Miller after he wrote holy terror. Whatever your thoughts on that book are you gotta admit it's dripping with vitriol, anger, and edge and frank wrote it when he was 54...far cry from the 20-30 something he was when he worked on daredevil, batman, and wolverine. But a few years after that he said he "could never write another book like that again." And while his work hasn't gotten better in his old age its nowhere near the wannabe manchild writing of asbar, the legendary meme status of 300, or the iconic purple prose of sin city.


Or take garth Ennis, he used to be the king of comic edge. But compare a new boys comic he wrote to cash in on the popularity of the show. The first issue is mostly talk with some bite to it but it's a far cry from the series that back in 06 opened with A Train ripping the leads love interest litterally from his arms and didn't give a damn about it.
 
When I look in the bathroom mirror and wonder who this old motherfucker looking back at me even is. Who is this guy?
I find It's especially jarring when you look at a video or picture of yourself from ten years ago and compare it today. The facial structure is the same, you know the man you're looking it as you, it's just that he's much more youthful
 
I find It's especially jarring when you look at a video or picture of yourself from ten years ago and compare it today. The facial structure is the same, you know the man you're looking it as you, it's just that he's much more youthful
And slimmer.

He can fit in my old, good suits.

Bastard.
 
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