There are weird, transparent, completely random long hairs sprouting on my face. First they appeared under my right eyebrow, then they started coming up under my left, and in the past couple of weeks I've found them on my cheek and chin. Since they're so fine and colourless, I only find them completely by chance. I'm terrified that I'm actually covered by the things, and everyone can see that I'm turning into a fucking yeti and they're too polite to say anything.
I never expected that aging would involve having to wax my forehead.