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Feel old yet?
Thanks for losing me the last remnants of faith in humanity I lost the first time I saw this, which was before Chris raped his mom after his dad died. You can tell Bob had basically lost all will to live in this video. He might have thought his tard son was his last contribution in life, and now, you can tell he is a sad, dying man whose legacy was to spawn a retard with no future.

Tfw you saw this originally.

Tfw you realize this means you actually ARE old.

Also for obligatory oldfag content: getting random muscle cramps in muscles you didn't even know you had, for no reason at all, and god that shit sucks.
 
Also for obligatory oldfag content: getting random muscle cramps in muscles you didn't even know you had, for no reason at all, and god that shit sucks.
I'd say my lower back hurting when it gets cold out but I've had that problem since I was a teenager. It could be hereditary, nerve damage or sensitivity to cold. A
So I'm gonna go with something on sure someone bitched about in the Sony thread.



The Playstation turned 30 today...which means the n64 is the next to last on the block of 90s consoles to cross that threshold. (dreamcast is last) and to add insult to injury the 30th anniversary promo sucked ass and was all about pushing gay dei horizon zero dawn shit. Instead of a look back and celebration of everything that put the Playstation on the map.


The 20th anniversary commercial looks like a fucking masterpiece in comparison
 
This month marks 20 years since chris chan family christmas

Feel old yet?

Also love the comment how said santa DID leave Chris a boyfriend free girl under the tree that year. He just didn't know it yet.
Come to say. In about 23 days from now would be 20 years since the second worst natural disaster in the 21st century so far, only behind the earthquake in Haiti in 2010, which by the time 2025 arrives and a few days into it would be 15 years ago. Shit. I remember the Haiti earthquake like it was yesterday.
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Also, the completion of the world's tallest building is around 15 years ago now.
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I was in high school reunion few weeks ago. From my 20+ class showed 5 people (me including). From peer class only 1 person showed up. Many people from different class year were like sole neutron wandering around our former school. It was nice to see familiar faces after 15 years or so, but on the other many things I have missed. Like few of them have families with grown kids in their early teens. Got married / divorced and so on.

I don't buy this bullshit that I shouldn't compare to others and feel backlogged. I am. I am so old now that when I see my face in the mirror I can't lie to myself but I am an adult. Appearance with signs of attached responsibilities. Few years ago I could even be on level with what teenagers / young adults watch on TikTok but I can't anymore.

Worst thing happened in my early 20's when kids started saying to me "Good day sir"... sir... I play CS:GO you know?! I am not that old yet... and here we are.
 
Few years ago I could even be on level with what teenagers / young adults watch on TikTok but I can't anymore.
I've straight up never used Tiktok or Snapchat or any of those other zoomer apps. Never watched a Twitch stream in my entire life. Keeping up with what the kids think is cool was never on my to-do list, and I think I'm better off for it. The only social network I use is X/Twitter, and I see enough brainrot bullshit on there as it is.
 
I meant the kind of slap that's mostly noise, same on the arm.
i don't agree with hitting children either, you're right. I was trying to offer an alternative to the animals on this thread that think Ye Olde Belt is peak parenting. I now see it came across as me agreeing with any physical punishment, which I honestly don't.
Kids should be raised to respect their parents, not fear them.
I got the shit kicked out of me by my mother, couple times by grandma. Quite regularly.
Did it make me a better person? Yes, I think it did. I was an incredible asshole. Nothing like a full-bodied slap across the face to take you down a few pegs.
Do I advocate for carnal punishment? Generally - No. There are few kids that are shitty enough to require it. Case-by-case basis

Things I noticed on bodycam vids, that I NEVER saw IRL in the 90s.
TL;DR - Drunk and Sober women on Youtube are having psychotic breaks at cops.
I think it's SSRIs interacting with drugs/alcohol. SSRIs are a plague.

Let me pose a question/observation. I watch a few bodycam channels on Youtube, and I noticed some weird trends:
1) (women generally) go absolutely nuts when arrested and searched by male or female officers. They truly believe that after shoplifting $5k worth of merchandise, no one has the right to touch them or place them in handcuffs or the back of a car.

2) (women generally) when verbally confronted noting inappropriate behavior, justify physically attacking police officers. This is usually when the subject is heavily intoxicated., but sometimes not (because words=violence). The resulting explosion of verbal and physical attacks (to others and self) actually resembles a psychotic break.

I think that SSRIs (which every Stacey is on) cause destructive behavioral changes, which are most obvious when combined with alcohol & drugs.
Also, alcohol and drug abuse by SSRI users is common, barely notable. I think we need to investigate these interactions.
 
I went to the library earlier to see if they had any old used books for sale. I didn't see any I was interested in, but noticed they were also selling VHS tapes and one of them was Independence Day. I remember when it first hit video rental stores when I was 12 and not being able to get a copy for a good week because they'd always be out.
 
This is the second smart phone I've ever bought in my life - I feel like a grandma at times trying to figure this thing out. I'm so used to doing everything on a dusty old desktop.

I recall my older phones and a few laptops I tried being godawful, but so much tech I try now genuinely feels great to use. I remember my first laptop struggling to even play basic bitch sidescrolling schmups, you're telling me this little phone can run full 3D mmos?

It's amazing seeing how far tech has progressed in my lifetime. Does anyone else feel a twinge of FOMO for the future advancements we will miss out on when we pass? There's a few things I really hope I can live to see...
 
I got the shit kicked out of me by my mother, couple times by grandma. Quite regularly.
Did it make me a better person? Yes, I think it did. I was an incredible asshole. Nothing like a full-bodied slap across the face to take you down a few pegs.
Do I advocate for carnal punishment? Generally - No. There are few kids that are shitty enough to require it. Case-by-case basis
I only got a few spankings, a couple with a belt, for utterly atrocious behavior, and I guarantee I was such a little shit if I hadn't had those needful corrections, I'd have ended up in prison as an adult. I barely avoided it as it was. The lesson is there is some shit you just don't get away with.
 
Well folks, I think I may have just crossed the Rubicon into 'old.'

I lived in the city until VERY recently, always considered myself fairly current people up to ~10 years younger than me. I'm seeing stuff on social media now, however, that seems to have just completely left me wondering... 'why?'

Like with many things, post-COVID lockdowns seemed to have accelerated the gap between generations, with the retardation, dumb memes, dumber slang, and even dumber ways to spend time propagating harder than ever.

Dumb stuff has always existed, of course. But now it seems like there's no logic in what is being done. Strongly correlated with, I believe, the rise of being internet famous/an 'influencer' as an occupation. It's almost like the contemporary equivalent of being a court jester, or humorous spastic.

I hate to think what it'll be like when I'm 40. Will people shit their pants in public for views?
 
Does anyone else feel a twinge of FOMO for the future advancements we will miss out on when we pass? There's a few things I really hope I can live to see...
I feel the same way, missing out on seeing my great grandchildren grow up ,get married, all that stuff. My youngest grandson was born three months after my mother passed; he won't have any memories of her. Makes me rather sad to think of how quickly I will be unknown or forgotten after I die.

And all the future advancements in tech, medicine, and so on I won't be around to see.
I really want a flying car, and ask someone to "beam me up, Scotty."
 
I feel the same way, missing out on seeing my great grandchildren grow up ,get married, all that stuff. My youngest grandson was born three months after my mother passed; he won't have any memories of her. Makes me rather sad to think of how quickly I will be unknown or forgotten after I die.

And all the future advancements in tech, medicine, and so on I won't be around to see.
I really want a flying car, and ask someone to "beam me up, Scotty."
Depending on what your family is like, this can be a boon.

I had parents who were... not great, to put it lightly. Both dead. I'd be loathe to say any children I have will miss their grandparents... but they won't. My grandparents however? Certainly a loss there.

Definitely agreed with the latter stuff. If only I can stay kicking until they invent the anti-nigger vaporiser booth.
 
The Playstation turned 30 today...which means the n64 is the next to last on the block of 90s consoles to cross that threshold. (dreamcast is last) and to add insult to injury the 30th anniversary promo sucked ass and was all about pushing gay dei horizon zero dawn shit. Instead of a look back and celebration of everything that put the Playstation on the map.
I recently realized I've been using the same old Playstation namco stick for about twenty five years.

also for feeling old, I got an old $20 from before they started changing them every few years to get ahead of DPRK fakes and I realized I can't remember the last time I saw one
 
My mom still pays for cable TV, watching the ads doesn't help my fear of living in a dystopian nightmare, just watched an ad for rings with chink trannies, the ad before that one was a gambling ad. I remember when adverts used to be at least some what fun and not entirely soulless, like the ads where you were like damn I wish I had a house/family/thing/etc, now it's just why is this faggot and or nigger trying to sell me laundry detergent, put your penis away first at least.
 
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