Shopping on Amazon Has Gone to Absolute Shit

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I can’t tell if everyone in this thread is retarded or I’m just extremely lucky. I buy from Amazon all the time and I’ve never had an experience that comes close to any of these, nor has anyone I know who buys from Amazon. The worst thing that’s happened to me is that I bought a $40 USB-C dock that didn’t work, then I sent it back, got a refund, and bought a second one that did work.

I exclusively buy items that have Prime shipping and are sent directly by Amazon, so maybe that has something to do with it?
Yeah I haven't had a bad experience with Amazon either, unless I was going thru one of those third-party sellers.

One thing I do... well people have mentioned the problem of "similar items getting lobbed together" thing, so any time there is ambiguity, I just go to Ebay or something and then only buy from listings that show you an exact picture of the exact item you will be exactly getting, exactly.
 
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I ordered from Amazon a few days ago and the final prices seem to be much higher, though it might be my country's import fees fucking me up the ass
 
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I'm of the opinion that Amazon is just like any mainstream site: pozzed and best avoided as often as possible, but not completely useless. I guess the best way to use the site is to accept that the search results are fucked, only look for brand name stuff, and disregard any cheap Chinese shit.
 
I pretty much only use it to buy physical books these days, you can still get some pretty good deals on second hand ones and the most egregious problem you're likely to run into is the cover being different to what was in the picture.
 
My parents were talking about this sort of thing a few years ago--a company is only good until it takes over, then goes to shit.
This is why every Econ 101 class explains why monopolies are bad.
I can’t tell if everyone in this thread is retarded or I’m just extremely lucky. I buy from Amazon all the time and I’ve never had an experience that comes close to any of these, nor has anyone I know who buys from Amazon. The worst thing that’s happened to me is that I bought a $40 USB-C dock that didn’t work, then I sent it back, got a refund, and bought a second one that did work.

I exclusively buy items that have Prime shipping and are sent directly by Amazon, so maybe that has something to do with it?
I agree. My issue with them these days is with their retarded drivers occasionally dropping off a package at the wrong address. However they’ve always shipped another of whatever it is I ordered at no cost.

I haven’t experienced a situation where I ordered one thing that comes from Amazon itself and wound up being another thing altogether and I order shit from Amazon almost daily. Maybe I just haven’t gotten lucky yet.
 
I've never really had any issues with fake products or anything of the sort.

My biggest problem with amazon is the fucking search, how is it possible to make something this awful? It has to be intentional, is their goal to try and get me to buy random shit instead of helping me find the thing that I actually want?

Their suggestions are also hilarious, why do you keep suggesting me something that I already own you fucking retards?
 
Amazon really is devolving into the Ching-chong Crap Expo. I wanted to order a Yeti tumbler replacement lid because I have a steel tumbler that is the exact fit for their magnetic tumbler lids, but the lid for that steel tumbler is a shitty plastic slider tab that wouldn't even be watertight if the tab wasn't also a piece of shit that slides back and forth unless you specifically hold it in place. You would think typing "Yeti tumbler replacement lid" would bring up Yeti first, but I had to sift through a full page of shitty Yeti knockoffs before finding the actual Yeti product distributor. Some of the listings were even the same shit product listed multiple times, probably because some shady chinky corporation is listing the same product under multiple seller accounts. I shouldn't have to go through the digital weeds for the fucking product distributor when I namedrop them in the search bar!

I usually try to buy from brick and mortar stores first because I don't like waiting for something to be delivered, but now I try to avoid purchasing from Amazon out of principle because they consistently push garbage product and tell me it's five-star material (because they deleted the bad reviews). You CANNOT poison your search engine, even to secure a quick buck. If navigating to a desired product on your website requires diligent research and attention to detail, they'll just buy it elsewhere. If I search for a brand name, I want the fucking brand name front and center. Maybe if the generic is cheaper, I'll spring for the knock-off, but in my tumbler lid example I think the knock-off was like a dollar less. I'll pay the extra dollar knowing the quality of the product I'm getting.
 
So what Amazon alternatives would you guys recommend, then?
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The worst thing that happened buying off Amazon was getting a $500 Protectli Vault router and getting an email a week later saying it was on sale for $250. Assholes wouldn’t refund me. Otherwise I think Amazon’s UI/UX is predatory and choose not to use them.
 
My first WTF moment with Amazon was not long after they started offering free e-books, when I was browsing and decided on two. One was so old it was in the public domain, the other was new and independently published. The new book had no DRM or other nonsense, because the author had specifically forced it to be that way. The "public domain" one was so encumbered I gave up trying to Calibre it and spent the next hour blistering the air and offending God with my autistic diatribe. But Dad and I liked the free Prime shipping, so we kept gritting our teeth and sucking it up. Then one day Amazon demonetized one of my daily read websites for completely bullshit reasons - when the site challenged it, Amazon kept outright lying, shifting the goalposts and eventually just stopped responding. Dad and I politisperged and deleted our account, and since that day I haven't given those bastards a single penny.

If I were OP, even if I didn't cancel my account I would write a physical letter to Amazon sent by certified mail and CC 'd to the Better Business Bureau, the state's attorney and whoever else I could think of, calmly laying out all their sins, noting that this state of affairs is unacceptable, and demanding satisfaction for both my sake and that of the public interest. But I do recommend you bite the bullet and kick their ass to the curb, and convince all your neighbors and townspeople who aren't complete drooling sheep to do the same. It hasn't been hard for me to find alternate online sources for almost everything, apart from one regular use item where the seller told me they only sold through Amazon - I shrugged and settled for a slightly lower quality alternative that still does everything I need it to. Newegg has plenty of their own chinesium crapping up search results but is still usually my first stop for most PC stuff. For books, I recently found https://www.thriftbooks.com/ which looks quite good.

My local brick and mortar selection isn't as limited as OP's, but maybe this is an opportunity someone should take advantage of. Yeah, I know - "just open your own store!" - but it's not impossible, if enough people get sick and tired of settling for not even good enough.

@Xarpho's Return: I had the same Costco issue of too much food for a single person, so I just split my food purchases with friends. Everyone wins and we only need one membership.
 
If I were OP, even if I didn't cancel my account I would write a physical letter to Amazon sent by certified mail and CC 'd to the Better Business Bureau, the state's attorney and whoever else I could think of, calmly laying out all their sins, noting that this state of affairs is unacceptable, and demanding satisfaction for both my sake and that of the public interest.
There are two kinds of cucks in this world. People who like to watch their wife get fucked, and people who think writing to politicians and the Better Business Bureau actually does anything.
But I do recommend you bite the bullet and kick their ass to the curb, and convince all your neighbors and townspeople who aren't complete drooling sheep to do the same.
It's easy to say this when you don't live somewhere where the only city within 500 miles is an hour away and only has like 200,000 people. I've been using them a lot less, but how do you expect me to sell that to people living where we do? lol Do you think people just stand on a milk crate in the middle of town and give a rousing speech about giving up Amazon like a cartoon?
 
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There are two kinds of cucks in this world. People who like to watch their wife get fucked, and people who think writing to politicians and the Better Business Bureau actually does anything.

So don't.

It's easy to say this when you don't live somewhere where the only city within 500 miles is an hour away and only has like 200,000 people. I've been using them a lot less, but how do you expect me to sell that to people living where we do? lol

 
I try to use Amazon only for books and movies anymore, and even that's becoming a pain in the ass. When I search for a movie title, it lists every single new or used listing for the DVD and Blu-Ray versions separately, mixing in the Region 1, 2, and 3 versions in no particular order. It used to be that there would be a single listing I could click, the one sold by Amazon. There would be an option on the product page to look for new or used copies from other people. Simple, streamlined, and convenient. You could see how they became so dominant. Now I'm lucky if I can find the one sold by Amazon among the listings by ChingChongUsedDVDSale and Chink_Chink_Sales_DVD_Market, and I'm lucky if Amazon has any in stock. I've had bad experiences with scalpers and resellers, and I'd sadly rather give my money to Amazon than them, but Amazon makes it unnecessarily hard now.

Looking for books isn't as bad, and it's still infinitely better than a modern American brick and mortar chain bookstore. Why does Barnes and Noble still exist? They're absolutely fucking worthless.

For other stuff, I usually start here: Still Made in the USA . It's a nice index of American-made products. If I can't find what I need from an American company at a reasonable price, then I'll fire up Lycos or Ask Jeeves or whatever.
 
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