Show KF: Draw a fish and watch it swim with the others

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

He lives, He lives, Gym lives today!

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

Did you see this today? Wonder if my sneeds are still on there, I thought all of that got wiped.

I posted it a couple of minutes after I saw it.

Everything is being mod reviewed when you submit a fish now I noticed.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Let dear feeder null know we want out own fish tank

Feedback Thread 'Add a fish tank to the farms'

Tuesday at 9:12 PM

Kiwifarms needs its own fish tank where we all our niggerfish can live and play.

step 1. clone https://github.com/aldenhallak/fishes
step 2. host on sever
step 3. ????
step 4. fill tank with niggerfish

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[Margo Martindale]

saw a subtle swastikafish

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Fuck your rules! If gay fish are okay, then left facing fish are too!

 

[The Lawgiver]

Felt like making a fish, drew blanks on ideas for dumb shit, figured I'd do the obvious bit.


VERY HIGH probability fish! Very goode! I am in hell!

This is the fastest any fish I have made has shown up in the tank.

By the way you can copy the image when you're drawing if you want to save the full res version of your fish! Found that out yesterday and didn't use it because it made the lines go weird and I was scared to undo but this time I did it fully and braved the undos. Might do this for the other fish I make after this point too.

Fuck your rules! If gay fish are okay, then left facing fish are too!View attachment 7742664

I noticed the guy added a flip button, which is very handy honestly for both forwards and backwards fish.

EDIT: browsing the recent fish from the last day I found out HE LIVES

Too bad I never saw him in motion. No sign of gillbert yet. May have to redraw him and pray.


EDIT TO AVOID DOUBLE POST: I thought I had this shit down but while out of it and incoherently awake I had to butcher an effort one over the course of like an hour into schizo level shit just to get it to register as fish



It still hasn't shown up. I think it got eaten by the autofilter like gilbert. Remind me to keep drawing weird non-fish instead of giving shit fish features to get it registering as fish. EDITX3: It's been several hours, no sign.



EDITx2

Bots woke up lmao. It's weird that my most high effort ones that made it through are the ones getting botted to have negative level scores. Only reason I know it's the same guy is cause both ones downvoted to exactly -4 after the one went back up to 2. It ain't gonna stop me from making funnies.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

The guy who made the fish website made a blog post about the "Aug 3, 2025 Incident".
https://aldenhallak.com/blog/posts/draw-a-fish-postmortem.html Archive: https://archive.ph/x9Tu4
(tried to edit my last post to put this there, sorry)

he also posted a imgur (archival) saying the "dox on the unsavory website" was wrong, then comparing it to the first time he was actually doxxed.
he is really trying to play some retarded angle in which the best description of it is smugjak.png.

I found a NY address that's under his name:


(https://archive.is/x9Tu4#selection-413.25-413.45)
>I live in New York









(https://archive.is/W9XcP)
(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AhcWm)
(Megalodon)



(https://voterlookup.elections.ny.gov/)


(https://apps.dos.ny.gov/publicInquiry/EntityDisplay)

Revised phonebook:


Name: Alden Damjanov Hallak
DOB: March 6th, 1998
New York Address: 196 Jefferson Street Apt 2R, Brooklyn, NY 11206
Pennsylvania Addresses: 4045 Filbert St Philadelphia PA 19104 , 523 Howe Rd, Merion Station, PA 19066
Current Phone Number: 414-982-5336
Past Phone Numbers: (610) 664-2072 , (215) 220-8563 , (215) 455-1196 , (610) 622-5433
Email: alden.hallak@gmail.com

Spoiler: Miscellaneous archiving

(https://archive.is/RAE9b)

EDIT:
Original phonebook post.

 

[monk]

Is there a way to save high res fish after they're drawn?

 

[Klaatu]

Is there a way to save high res fish after they're drawn?
View attachment 7745468View attachment 7745470 View attachment 7745467

 

[Schpoots]

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

If a fish wore overalls, how would he wear them?

So your fish has an opening in his overalls for easy access? Slutfish.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Tired of every 3 effortfish just never loading in.

EDITX2: HE IS INSIDE YOUR WIFI.

Lord forgive me for trying transparency effects AND shading for something
EDIT: Botters woke up for the ones that made it through again. Someone's made it their personal mission to just put everything I make the last day or 2 at 0 or lower.

I think it's weird how the only ones that make it through lately are just nepeta related. My ass rides on the high of seeing fucking any fish I make swimming after I make it.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Revised phonebook:

If you read the post on Hackernews, you saw that the website was an exercise in vibe-coding. I used Copilot to implement features, and I used it to implement features fast.

In my career, I have learned the art of "Blameless Postmortems." The problem with a Blameless Postmortem is that it doesn't really work when you're the sole contributor. So this is a blameful postmortem. And I blame me. (Not the LLM, sorry).

You may have heard differently, especially if you saw my doxxing on the unsavory website. Fortunately, my publicly listed information appears to be a little out of date. The first time I was doxxed was much scarier.

To be fair, I deserved the doxxing for removing the weird and offensive fish and slurs.

The first attempt was not a "doxxxing", but actually a "vibebooking". A postmortem fatwa has been issued against the blameful parties responsible.

 

[Doseferatu]

I demand the probability be increased to 6,000,000.

Edit:
I appreciate the realistic Flounder.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Since he lives in New York he should have a healthy appreciation for the amount of diverse fish that the Farms brought to his humble site.

Edited to fix a mistake, sorry

 

[Irregardless]

I found a NY address that's under his name:


(https://archive.is/x9Tu4#selection-413.25-413.45)
>I live in New York

Shoulda just let us draw the nigger fishes, cunt.
Now, now we gotta do things the hard way.

 

[George Lucas]

Why does it even need to resemble a fish in the first place? The algorithm just slices off the tail into columns to make it swim. It’s not like it’s identifying the fins and animating it realistically. I fucking hate this soyfag prick of a programmer.

 

[Magnetman]

 

[rotpocket]

the fish are cute 10/10
Gonna have to hop on computer w tablet and try n make a fancy one later tonight

 

[Doseferatu]

My latest work, since anything amusing and politically incorrect will be banned. I need to find a mouse - my trackpad is not enough.