Show KF: Draw a fish and watch it swim with the others

[WarJams]

Revised phonebook:

It's kind of instructive in a weird way how EVERYTHING this dude says makes people go "oh yeah, betcha I can." Oversharing on the Internet sure can get silly fast.

I don't think he was bragging or being mocking or confrontational when matter-of-factly describing the old dox understandably having an old address in his post mortem. Just like the way he described what he was trying to make his fish AI filter out made people want to draw racist stuff even more.

I kind of like this dork, he's a good sport, at least.
Now approve my fish you fucker!

 

[Breadbassket]

What if there was a fish tank for the politically correct fish and the politically incorrect fish?

 

[analrapist]

uglifish

 

[monk]

Tired of every 3 effortfish just never loading in.

It took an entire day for them to approve 2 of my fish, I thought they've been rejected.

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I mean after already sumbitting it. Maybe it saves the full size version and it can be downloaded via some API? I could try to understand his AI code but I can't be bothered.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I found a NY address that's under his name:

“Man fuck you! You’ll never find me! I live in NY, anyways!”
>Immediately shoots self in foot
“FUCKING KIWIFARMS!!!”

 

[analrapist]

fish detector is bad at detecting fish

 

[The Lawgiver]

HELLOfish made it through the filter hell somehow when I wasn't looking. I missed him swimming.

 

[monk]

HELLOfish made it through the filter hell somehow when I wasn't looking. I missed him swimming.

Same for mine. I only saw them in my list later.

What if there was a fish tank for the politically correct fish and the politically incorrect fish?

Dude, that's basically like fish apartheid, man.

Edit:
someone downvoted my son

 

[StacticShock]

I found a NY address that's under his name

i sure hope he doesn't throw a bitchfit like a faggot, also fuck me for reading his email as halal instead of hallak

Why does it even need to resemble a fish in the first place? The algorithm just slices off the tail into columns to make it swim. It’s not like it’s identifying the fins and animating it realistically. I fucking hate this soyfag prick of a programmer.

then push a update that fixes the soyfaggot security issues and identifies the fins to animate it realistically.

 

[Margo Martindale]

i sure hope he doesn't throw a bitchfit like a faggot, also fuck me for reading his email as halal instead of hallak

then push a update that fixes the soyfaggot security issues and identifies the fins to animate it realistically.

The dev have handled things fairly well so far tbh. also apparently this was posted on 4chan /g/ weeks before hackernews, so we know hes lurks there probably.

 

[StacticShock]

The dev have handled things fairly well so far tbh. also apparently this was posted on 4chan /g/ weeks before hackernews, so we know hes lurks there probably.

it is funny that his post mention the cornfarms specifically rather than 4trannies, i think he treats it like some sort of child with poo in their head, well, an indian child all things considered with the jeet jannies and shieet...

 

[Breadbassket]

Dude, that's basically like fish apartheid, man.

It's as much apartheid as is requiring saltwater fish and freshwater fish to have their own appropriate environments to live and prosper.

 

[Fireman Sam]

I found a NY address that's under his name:

And THIS is why you don't fucking talk about your phonebooking and especially why you don't say it's wrong.
And even if say, people are wrong the second or third time, you've just invited far more scrutiny onto yourself than if you just stayed quiet. It doesn't matter whether you're good natured about it or flippant and antagonistic, people WILL take it as a challenge.

I get that it's just some guy that wanted to make a fun little website and it's innocent enough... But when you 'vibe code' a shitty website with shitty security, this is the natural conclusion of your shitty website's shitty security. Just a fact of the Internet... If you make something, people will poke at it until it breaks.

The fish debacle has been very entertaining, and there's oftentimes far more creativeness going into the 'unsavoury' fish than the kind of meaningless scribbles that the 'approved' fish usually end up being drawn as.
There's always lessons in mistakes. I wish Alden good luck in his future endeavours.

 

[Haramburger]

I found a NY address that's under his name:

Admire the spirit behind this phonebooking: he didn't rape animals or sell hormones to kids, he's just mismanaging a digital art aquarium(from our very specific pov) & posts are kinda cringe.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Why is he mad? "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" Doritos came out in 2009. That was almost 20 years ago. Also, his fun little website brought people together and created worldwide laughter! There are zero problems here!

My fish is a goldfish cracker because I am fat:

 

[Just_A_guy]

What if there was a fish tank for the politically correct fish and the politically incorrect fish?

I support the 2 tank solution.

 

[TheRuckersvilleRapist]

I drew a pair of boobs after i failed to draw a fish with bits and a dick and it was accepted

 

[KingFrampt]

 

[Dr. Butt]

phonebooking

Is it too late to suggest "de-pantsing"? Something about phonebooking is too unalive/seggs-y for me.

 

[Haramburger]

Is it too late to suggest "de-pantsing"? Something about phonebooking is too unalive/seggs-y for me.

When you "de-pants" an eight year old because of an article where his mom is cringe, then YOU get to decide what to call it, but don't force that label on me bucko.