Shrek Appreciation Thread - SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Favorite Shrek Movie?

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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.










I'm sorry, I know it's old and tired...
 
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Shrek 1 and 2 were pretty good. I get why everybody hates Shrek 3 too. They were really setting it up like the "kid" Arthur (he was played by a very much adult Justin Timberlake, right?) in that movie was Prince Charming's illegitimate son... (he looked just like him, and said he never knew his father) but that never actually came up.
 
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so the lord giveth unto you
Shrek 5 in the Current Era
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Those were talks for years before Universal bought DreamWorks. A Donkey spin-off is absolutely retarded, but so's a Shrek reboot. A Shrek 5 would've been met with a sigh of defeat had it not been for Shrek Forever After's plot.

The Puss 'n' Boots sequel, however, seemed to hint at a return to Far, Far Away, so...
*sigh*
 
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The OG Shrek...no seriously this is apparently the original 'mock up' of Shrek that would inspire the currently known series

 
gaystoner said:
The OG Shrek...no seriously this is apparently the original 'mock up' of Shrek that would inspire the currently known series

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It was mentioned via Western Animation thread that this was made in motion capture, but I don't know if I see that.
 
Legit, if that is actually mo-cap on Shrek, that is such good motion capture. That's how you know people were so excited for new technology in the 90s, they actually cared to make a good product to prove how powerful computers had gotten.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
Legit, if that is actually mo-cap on Shrek, that is such good motion capture. That's how you know people were so excited for new technology in the 90s, they actually cared to make a good product to prove how powerful computers had gotten.
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I mean if that's the case, then this is top notch 90s mo-cap material. Compare that to the likes of the Donkey Kong Country TV show where the mo-cap animation there is laughably bad
 
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