Careercow Shuli Elisheva Zevin / Samantha Elisheva Zerin / Shmuel Azriel Zerin / Samuel Elliot Zerin / CreativeShuli.com / @ShuliElisheva - "Orthodox Jewish" MTF, Yiddish lyricist, amateur Talmud scholar, Shlomo Shekelstein lookalike

[mama Lazarou]

For other goyim like me, in case you're to lazy to Google.

"Bedikah"

Bedikot - Women’s Health and Halacha - Nishmat

A bedikah is an internal examination of the vaginal canal done with a cloth. A woman performs bedikot as part of the process of exiting niddah.

www.yoatzot.org

(I swear I didn't think one way or another about Jews before this thread but I'm starting to see where the hate comes from , between this and the fishvessels. How do you weirdos come up with this stuf?)

 

[Protistology]

For other goyim like me, in case you're to lazy to Google.

"Bedikah"

Bedikot - Women’s Health and Halacha - Nishmat

A bedikah is an internal examination of the vaginal canal done with a cloth. A woman performs bedikot as part of the process of exiting niddah.

www.yoatzot.org

(I swear I didn't think one way or another about Jews before this thread but I'm starting to see where the hate comes from , between this and the fishvessels. How do you weirdos come up with this stuf?)

There's an entire book of the talmud on this topic: https://www.sefaria.org/Niddah

 

[mama Lazarou]

There's an entire book of the talmud on this topic: https://www.sefaria.org/Niddah

I was 9 levels of unclean deep while looking up mikvas and thoroughly confused.

Thanks for the extra homework. but please tell me, the daily, mandatory fingerbangs for Jehova is about as horrifying as it's going to get ,right?
Actually I think it couldnt get worse when reading that existing physically while menstruating meant polluting everything around you so I don't know why I'm acting shocked now tbh

 

[Miss Misery]

For other goyim like me

I'm also a goy but a religious studies nerd (and not an anti-Semite, obvs). A couple weeks ago on aKF thread someone claimed they had me pegged for a Chabadnik.

(For all you know I'm the reincarnation of the Lubavitcher Rebbe... would that make me the moshiach?)

Actually I think it couldnt get worse when reading that existing physically while menstruating meant polluting everything around you so I don't know why I'm acting shocked now tbh

The Jews are FAR from the only people who believe in impurity during menses. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_and_menstruation

And really, niddah means you're ritually pure for your husband right around the time of ovulation... handy, isn't it?

 

[mama Lazarou]

And really, niddah means you're ritually pure for your husband right around the time of ovulation... handy, isn't it?

What doesn't seem handy, is going so far in it that standing on floors aggressively leads to rendering it impure, although I geuss that means you don't have to worry about lazy housewives.

 

[Opticana]

I'm also a goy

A couple weeks ago on aKF thread someone claimed they had me pegged for a Chabadnik.

Is there really a difference, though?

 

[Protistology]

Is there really a difference, though?

Believe a dead guy is the Messiah and will come back
Missionize to random people on the street
Fundraise all the time
Believe the end of the world will come soon
Open houses of worship everywhere

 

[Miss Misery]

Missionize to random people on the street

Hey now, schluchim only do kiruv for not-observant-enough Jews; you know, the ones who are into BDSM and want to wrap tefillin.

 

[Protistology]

Hey now, schluchim only do kiruv for not-observant-enough Jews; you know, the ones who are into BDSM and want to wrap tefillin.

I've had Chabadniks pull up in their car, get out and ask if I'm Jewish like a Frum drive-by.

 

[Miss Misery]

I've had Chabadniks pull up in their car, get out and ask if I'm Jewish like a Frum drive-by.

I used to live down the street from a Chabad house and they'd constantly ask me and my huge blond Nordic roommate if we were Jewish. But if you say you're not then it's like you've suddenly disappeared off the face of kadur ha'arets.

 

[Joshi_zarna]

Ok so NSFW warning. You may vomit after seeing it so don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Shuli’s wound today, 5 weeks after surgery:

Spoiler: Shuli’s “vulva”and “vaginal canal”

Shuli would do porn but he values tzniut too much. He’s talked about frum porn before, apparently that’s a thing.

Sperging about it:

He’s back home and his electricity is magically back on:

 

[Opticana]

Ok so NSFW warning. You may vomit after seeing it so don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Shuli’s wound today, 5 weeks after surgery:

Spoiler: Shuli’s “vulva”and “vaginal canal”

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Shuli would do porn but he values tzniut too much. He’s talked about frum porn before, apparently that’s a thing.
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Sperging about it:
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He’s back home and his electricity is magically back on:
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Oh god - it's like staring into the pit of hell. You're doing yeoman's work. I've requested to be let into the group but it's still pending. Likewise, I've posted this thread to the mod review one but I guess the jannies are on vacation.

 

[Din Djarin]

Jesus fucking Christ. You stare into the abyss and it stares right back.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Ok so NSFW warning. You may vomit after seeing it so don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Shuli’s wound today, 5 weeks after surgery:

Spoiler: Shuli’s “vulva”and “vaginal canal”

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Shuli would do porn but he values tzniut too much. He’s talked about frum porn before, apparently that’s a thing.
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Sperging about it:
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He’s back home and his electricity is magically back on:
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::Ahem:: I consider myself a connoisseur of neovagenes and I have two thoughts:
First, that is a big hole. Like, chasm, not canal kind of big. That is a horrible aesthetic result bearing no resemblance to natural vulvar anatomy. Bad. Bad bad bad bad. Wow. Haha.
Second, I cannot find his urethra. This is only interesting because with many mtf vaginoplasties the urethra ends up rather large and prominent, causing further aesthetic and health concerns. There no anatomical structures here. It is just a big dark ugly hole.

L’chaim! I guess?

 

[Lumpy.Nuala]

Spoiler: Shuli’s “vulva”and “vaginal canal”

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This thing shouldn't be in porn, it should be hanging from a hook in a Kosher butcher.

 

[Protistology]

Ok so NSFW warning. You may vomit after seeing it so don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Shuli’s wound today, 5 weeks after surgery:
Shuli’s “vulva”and “vaginal canal”

Repost for context. Remember, autistic people can't understand sarcasm.

 

[Chapper]

Every amhole is horrific in its own way, but I've never seen anything like that.

The Pit of Gehenna.

 

[Marvin]

Ok so NSFW warning. You may vomit after seeing it so don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Shuli’s wound today, 5 weeks after surgery:

Spoiler: Shuli’s “vulva”and “vaginal canal”

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lol it looks like if you yelled you'd get an echo a couple seconds later

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Repost for context. Remember, autistic people can't understand sarcasm.
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It's called "placate the freak who just got himself irreversibly mutilated". You dumb motherfucker.

"God in his infinite wisdom made me incorrect, so I cut off my functioning penis and put a gaping hole in its place"

Tell us some more about your piety and respect.

 

[Putin Bot]

I posted this on the SRS, but it's not just a huge gaping hole

Spoiler: My autistic findings

There's something else in there that keeps it from being a true huge gaping hole. What that is, I have no idea, but no doubt, that fucking nurse was probably horrified by what she saw, but thanks to troon healthcare, she was probably forced to lie and tell him that it looked sooo great and was even better than her own vagina!