Careercow Shuli Elisheva Zevin / Samantha Elisheva Zerin / Shmuel Azriel Zerin / Samuel Elliot Zerin / CreativeShuli.com / @ShuliElisheva - "Orthodox Jewish" MTF, Yiddish lyricist, amateur Talmud scholar, Shlomo Shekelstein lookalike

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Shuli was a pretty handsome dude.
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Lumpy.Nuala said:
Shuli was a pretty handsome dude.
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Nigga went from looking like Hansel the Hobo puppet to Jewish Chris Chan.

And his neo-vag looks like a chicken that was cooked by a white person.

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No spices, no herbs. Just boiled and served with peas and baby carrots.
 
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Opticana said:
Non-hasidim can get into Yiddish for a number of reasons:
1. Non-Hasidic Haredim think it makes them more religious.
2. Anti-Zionists see it as a replacement for "colonialist" Hebrew.
3. Academic study.
4. Interest in pre-war European Jewish culture.
5. It's QuIrKy.
I think Shuli probably falls somewhere in the latter 3.
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Maybe so, but I've seen plenty of Masorti Jews (like Shmuel) who hate Israel (presumably like Shmuel although I haven't seen his takes on Israel-Palestine yet) and see Yiddish as a way of escaping Zionism.
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To be fair, if he really speaks Yiddish, he should be able to read some German, since the languages are closely related. Doesn't mean he can speak it, though.
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I always thought Yiddish speakers could understand German but German speakers couldn't understand Yiddish.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Maybe so, but I've seen plenty of Masorti Jews (like Shmuel) who hate Israel (presumably like Shmuel although I haven't seen his takes on Israel-Palestine yet) and see Yiddish as a way of escaping Zionism.

I always thought Yiddish speakers could understand German but German speakers couldn't understand Yiddish.
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It's not hatred of Israel but fear of G-d.
In the future, the Messianic king will arise and renew the Davidic dynasty, restoring it to its initial sovereignty. He will build the Temple and gather the dispersed of Israel.

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Anyone who does not believe in him or does not await his coming, denies not only the statements of the other prophets, but those of the Torah and Moses, our teacher.

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40 They arose early in the morning and ascended to the mountain top, saying, "We are ready to go up to the place of which the Lord spoke, for we have sinned. "

41 Moses said, "Why do you transgress the word of the Lord? It will not succeed.

42 Do not go up, for the Lord is not among you, [so that] you will not be beaten by your enemies.

43 For the Amalekites and the Canaanites are there before you, and you will fall by the sword. For you have turned away from the Lord, and the Lord will not be with you.

44 They defiantly ascended to the mountain top, but the Ark of the Covenant of the Lord and Moses did not move from the camp.

45 The Amalekites and the Canaanites who lived on the mountain came down and smote them and crushed them [pursuing them] until Hormah.

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1 And it will be, when all these things come upon you the blessing and the curse which I have set before you that you will consider in your heart, among all the nations where the Lord your God has banished you,

2 and you will return to the Lord, your God, with all your heart and with all your soul, and you will listen to His voice according to all that I am commanding you this day you and your children,

3 then, the Lord, your God, will bring back your exiles, and He will have mercy upon you. He will once again gather you from all the nations, where the Lord, your God, had dispersed you.

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1 And a shoot shall spring forth from the stem of Jesse, and a twig shall sprout from his roots.

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11 And it shall come to pass that on that day, the Lord shall continue to apply His hand a second time to acquire the rest of His people, that will remain from Assyria and from Egypt and from Pathros and from Cush and from Elam and from Sumeria and from Hamath and from the islands of the sea [Meaning: from the Christian lands -Rashi].

12 And He shall raise a banner to the nations, and He shall gather the lost of Israel, and the scattered ones of Judah He shall gather from the four corners of the earth.

Isaiah Chapter 11
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21 And say to them, So says the Lord God: Behold I will take the children of Israel from among the nations where they have gone, and I will gather them from every side, and I will bring them to their land.

22 And I will make them into one nation in the land upon the mountains of Israel, and one king shall be to them all as a king; and they shall no longer be two nations, neither shall they be divided into two kingdoms anymore.

23 And they shall no longer defile themselves with their idols, with their detestable things, or with all their transgressions, and I will save them from all their habitations in which they have sinned, and I will purify them, and they shall be to Me as a people, and I will be to them as a God.

24 And My servant David shall be king over them, and one shepherd shall be for them all, and they shall walk in My ordinances and observe My statutes and perform them.

25 And they shall dwell on the land that I have given to My servant, to Jacob, wherein your forefathers lived; and they shall dwell upon it, they and their children and their children's children, forever; and My servant David shall be their prince forever.

Ezekiel Chapter 37
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Protistology said:
It's not hatred of Israel but fear of G-d.
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I thought that only Haredim like the rabbi of Satu Mare used that to argue for anti-Zionism?

I've definitely never seen Reform Jews use the Torah to oppose Zionism or make any religious argument against it beyond tikkum olam.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
I thought that only Haredim like the rabbi of Satu Mare used that to argue for anti-Zionism?

I've definitely never seen Reform Jews use the Torah to oppose Zionism or make any religious argument against it beyond tikkum olam.
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Actual religious anti-zionism is pretty rare. Historically, the biggest issue Haredim have had with it was the secular nature of the movement. The Satmar Rebbe was unique (relatively speaking) in arguing that even a completely religious state was against the Torah (if established prior to the coming of the Messiah), and therefore forbade any sort of cooperation with the Zionists. This position was fringe at the time and certainly is today. Like Chabad, Satmar is completely irrelevant in the current Hareidi world despite their numbers.

The Reform movement historically opposed Zionism because they believed in a "Judaism of the spirit" and total assimilation into gentile society. They became more pro-zionist in the twentieth century, but are trending back towards anti-zionism now. None of these changes had anything to do with the Torah, which they don't and have never given a shit about.
 
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Opticana said:
Historically, the biggest issue Haredim have had with it was the secular nature of the movement.
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Not anymore, the younger ones are moving towards Chardal style Religious Zionism and ultranationalism. If you look at the election maps on Ynet you see Smotrich's party increasing its vote share in Haredi towns and neighborhoods and a lot of Haredim were involved in the Jerusalem ethnic tensions back in March and April. I have to admit as a minority the thought of it is scary.
 
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Not anymore, the younger ones are moving towards Chardal style Religious Zionism and ultranationalism. If you look at the election maps on Ynet you see Smotrich's party increasing its vote share in Haredi towns and neighborhoods and a lot of Haredim were involved in the Jerusalem ethnic tensions back in March and April. I have to admit as a minority the thought of it is scary.
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I wouldn't be too worried about that.
Religious Zionism has been splitting down the middle between the liberalim and the rest for a while now (maybe not exactly 50/50 but you get the point) and Bennett leaving/betraying Bayit Yehudi made the split more or less official. Arabs in general, and certainly not Druze don't really have anything to worry about from his Ranaana-Beit Shemesh-Gush Etzion base. Smotrich may be picking up chareidim to compensate for that but I don't think there's been a net change in any direction. Don't forget that UTJ has previously tried to appeal to Chardalim via Pindrus/Rav David Chai Hakohen, although I don't see that being so successful anymore now that Bennett is out of the picture.

Even considering the Religious Zionist party alone, Smotrich has shown a genuine effort to include more liberal and centrist elements in the party. This didn't really pan out because the most prominent liberal candidates for spots on the RZ list turned him down, but even so you have MKs like Michal Waldiger who are certainly not religious fanatics. You have to remember that not all chardalim are the same, as well. This is where it gets super internecine and spergy, but he's from Beit El, not Har Hamor. He's not one of the people writing pamphlets about how Israel needs to ban foreign embassies because you can't sell property to goyim.
 
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Opticana said:
but are trending back towards anti-zionism now. None of these changes had anything to do with the Torah, which they don't and have never given a shit about.
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why is that? nvm read your spoiler

I know there are Jews who are true believers in left-wing ideology and actually support open borders and multiculturalism for Israel.
But among good old fashioned Reform Jews, it seems like their support level hasn't changed much since the 60s. The right-wing has just gone so far right that it makes everyone else look staunchly anti-Zionist. In reality it's mostly supporters of the status quo vs ultranationalists. Not two state solution vs ultranationalists.

We need to know Shuli's stance. Considering the fascination with Yiddish and the troonery, I'm thinking it's open borders.
 
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Joshi_zarna said:
Loving the 5 o’clock shadow, if only Shuli was as adamant about brushing his teeth and taking care of his hygiene as he is at insisting he’s a woman.
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GoFundMe for the $90 started yet? - he can't afford food, babysitter, transport, rent, clothes, medical bills, electricity ad nauseam yet is eager to foot $90 for a piddly scrap of paper.
 
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Marvin said:
Are such statements made under penalty of perjury? Because they really should be.

And states should start suing other states for fraud when they amend birth certificates with patently false information like this.
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IIRC, Joe Lavery got a letter exactly like this, so it appears to be a requirement to legally change one’s sex in New York State.
 
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