Significant weight gain and dat mullet

[CatParty]

 

[wagglyplacebo]

He looks like a character from Grand Theft Auto now.

"come on CJ you gotta blow up these meth labs for me"

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

It might just be the lighting but he has an even more pronounced dead-fish-stare in the more recent photo.

 

[TheEnforcer]

Not only the arms, Phil. Not only the arms...

 

[House Of Reeves]

At least Phil doesn't have to worry about growing old and coming to regret those tattoos.

 

[cumrobbery]

His forehead looks so big he might as well just put tattoos there as well

 

[Peace and Harmony]

 

[Ariel]

I'm looking forward to the bitchfit he throws when somebody in the midwest calls him sir.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Seeing how disjointed his tattoos are it's clear that he didn't put any planning into them

 

[Ariel]

Seeing how disjointed his tattoos are it's clear that he didn't put any planning into them

nor do they have anything to do with his life

 

[Smutley]

Thank god he was able to get a milkshake or he might not have made it. I can't tell you how many homeless die each day because they don't have access to cold sugar and dairy inside an air conditioned restaurant.

It was real touch and go this time but he survived again!

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

With all the buttons on his vest, the mullet, and his tacky tattoos, he looks like one of those stereotypical dumb-as-bricks bullies in an early 90's movie.

 

[Poor Choices]

"Hey you. Looking good" I think Carrie just took a shot at him for a giggle.

 

[AnOminous]

He's apparently eating his way through that fraudulent lump sum disability payment in more ways than one.

 

[Tookie]

His arms are just puffing out because of the staph infection.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

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Not only the arms, Phil. Not only the arms...

On the bright side, his new stretch marks should provide ample room for new Latinx lesbian bike tattoos in mangled spanish.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Due to all that odd placement of fat, his head really does look like a capsule pill. I also notice that those buttons on Phil's analog of "The Classic" are just as haphazardly placed as the tattoos.

While other issues of Phil's appearance are relatively easy to fix (via diet, exercise, and better hygiene), should Phil come to his senses about the tattoos, it's going to require a lot of expensive laser surgery to get them all out.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Soooo...which one's supposed to be before and which one's after?

 

[AnOminous]

The shit Phil has tattooed all over him looks like what a gang of 14 year old wannabe gangbangers would scrawl on a dumpster with Sharpies.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Soooo...

Left is after. More tattoos and fat.