Significant weight gain and dat mullet

[*Asterisk*]

They look like prison tattoos, not ones done by a respectable parlor.

Actually, prison tattoo artists are generally pretty good. They have a lot of time to practice, and none of their clients want to get something put on them that screams "soap-dropper" louder than a set of breast implants.

Phil's probably the world's best argument for outlawing people choosing their own tattoo designs. His body looks like Nick Bate's teeth.

 

[Kirby]

i don't know if thats a tattoo of a fish on his left arm but with all those milkshakes its well on its way to becoming a whale

 

[Gagamaru]

he's trying for that slaton sister forehead bulge

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

he's trying for that slaton sister forehead bulge

With that forehead and those eyes, and being a big ogre, he's basically Sloth from The Goonies at this point.

 

[The Dude]

He looks like a character from Grand Theft Auto now.

"come on CJ you gotta blow up these meth labs for me"

Nah, he looks like Blaster from Beyond Thunderdome.

Spoiler

 

[CornetteFace]

What up, Ogre from Revenge of the nerds?

 

[The Dude]

What up, Ogre from Revenge of the nerds?

Ogre at least went to college and was quite fit.

 

[Meatman]

His arms are filing up
With staph infections

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

He looks like a character from Grand Theft Auto now.

"come on CJ you gotta blow up these meth labs for me"

ADF caught on footage visiting the local pet shop.

Spoiler

 

[CatParty]

Also why does he shave his eyebrows? Ive never seen anyone look good with shaved eyebrows, Jesus!

he got them lasered off because no woman has eyebrows if they want to be truly feminine

 

[TheEnforcer]

he got them lasered off because no woman has eyebrows if they want to be truly feminine

Well he might have lost a few eyebrows. But he gained a couple of chins.

 

[Baryon Jones]

Awwwww, Phil graduated autism, and now has downs.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

His insane mish mash of random terrible tattoos are like an edgy high schooler's binder, only less cool because nowhere does it say "METALLICA"

 

[sugoi-chan]

His insane mish mash of random terrible tattoos are like an edgy high schooler's binder, only less cool because nowhere does it say "METALLICA"

And the edgy high schooler gets the benefit of finding his old notebooks in the attic somewhere ten years down the road and getting a chuckle at himself. All Phil gets in 10 years is saggy, running tattoos and the thought of a life wasted.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Ahuviya looks like he's gonna become one of the Slaton Sisters at the rate he's going. Also, that hair is some of the worst I've seen.

0/10 would not have sex with him.

 

[Furina]

Spoiler

I want to spit on your face, cisdude. Just a little spittle...

 

[kobebyarlant]

Phil just wants surpass the old limits of how ugly a human can get.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

I want to spit on your face, cisdude. Just a little spittle...

Thank you so much. Now I'm convinced Ahuviya is some sort of warped Bene Gesserit with the complete inverse of their powers. Hey Ahuviya, if you look into the place where you dare not look, who will you find staring back at you?

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

he got them lasered off because no woman has eyebrows if they want to be truly feminine

But he forgot to draw them back on. Unless he's getting some sharpie brows at his next ink appointment, he's failed that portion of Latin@x 101.

 

[Ruin]

Designing your own tattoos isn't a normal thing right? I'm not an expert in tattoo culture but out of all my friends who have tattoos, none of them designed their own.