Silent Hill

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"Course they're monsta's to a white cracka like you, never seen black guy's on the streets before?!"
"Do you want some fries to your racism, or maybe talk to my white manager Lau-ra?"

I hope to god Blooper raceswaps Eddie...
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Consultants made the formerly slim Angela be fat for the Remake citing it's for modern audiences.

Now what do they mean by that?
That fat women most likely were sexually abused? Is that the message they intended?
I grew up trailer trash and thus knew several girls that got diddled. The ones I knew became hypersexual diva types obsessed with whore makeup and not wearing clothes.

I've heard the assertion that molested girls all become intentionally fat and stinky as a coping mechanism but I've never seen it so for all I know it could be Tumblr nonsense like girls pooning out to avoid rapists.
 
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I've heard the assertion that molested all become intentionally fat and stinky as a coping mechanism but I've never seen it so for all I know it could be Tumblr nonsense like girls pooning out to avoid rapists.
I heard the same assertion.

My response: even if the assertion is broadly true, we all know that is absolutely not why these devs did it. It is a disingenuous excuse.
 
Why do I get the feeling that bloober is also going to make Maria a chatterbox, a la Bioshock Infinite's Elizbeth, that'll just break overall immersion with her observations and quips while you have to escort her. The main thing that's at stake is the dialogue/flavor text and that if they replace the subtext and subtlety with shit like retard expository writing that hits like a battering ram for "modern audiences." Again given bloober's body of work, they can't do subtle.
 
I grew up trailer trash and thus knew several girls that got diddled. The ones I knew became hypersexual diva types obsessed with whore makeup and not wearing clothes.

I've heard the assertion that molested girls all become intentionally fat and stinky as a coping mechanism but I've never seen it so for all I know it could be Tumblr nonsense like girls pooning out to avoid rapists.
I used to listen to Loveline back in the day and Dr. Drew always said female molestation victims either became hypersexual or sex repulsed, there was never an in between, he didn't mention anything about eating disorders.
 
Why do I get the feeling that bloober is also going to make Maria a chatterbox,
The 9 red flags limey I mentioned months ago made another video on the updated trailers and he covers her issues pretty well.

Maria isn't supposed to be around James when other characters like Laura are in the same room. The cope will be that, "No other characters acknowledge her presence so they aren't actually seeing her" quote me, but I think it's an oversight. And as James' perverted waifu, she actively SHOULD be sexualized/objectified not extra clothed. But of course we can't have that in the D.I.E. era, even if it actively lessens the story being remade. They are making Maria into the Ashley Graham of SH2. Maria is supposed to be almost off-putting, a tease connected to James, but also not afraid to belittle him as the town is still seeking James' desire for punishment. NuMaria just seems like a standard companion character. Add onto that all the button-prompts and player hand-holding and it doesn't feel like a smart survival horror, or even a world you can explore and get lost in.

Out of all the milquetoast footage we've seen, the most interesting tidbit from the reveals that I noticed was the fact that James' reflection in the car window is actually pyramid head. It's a blink and you'll miss it moment, but the reflection definitely isn't James'.
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I have no idea where they're going with that, since James himself isn't revealed to be pyramid head, it's just his own personal boogieman, but that's the kind of weird subtle thing that fits perfectly with SH.
 
I remained extremely disconnected from this. Im a huge old school Silent Hill fan, as Im sure most of us here are and I tend to stand on the camp that Silent Hill as we knew ended when Team Silent was no more. We still had what I guess were some okay ish entries that Im sure some here might even have a soft spot for even if I think these were western devs trying hard to replicate something only a japanese team was able to pull off.

To return what I said in the beginning tho, I found the idea of a remake of SH2 being extremely unnecessary at the best of times. I legit think a proper PC port of the first four games would be preferable and even if you want to throw the argument Konami lost the source codes, modders are still able to get these games running comfortably on modern machinery so you cant say that a creative dev team couldnt pull something off. I looked at the trailer and immediately saw they lost the whole point of the classic bathroom mirror scene, with James being far more visually sad, even weeping instead of the more reserved and subtle behavior of the original. That was the moment I saw this had no hope and was ready to give them my full apathy.

Then this happened.

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Well, they did it. They did the equivalent of throwing fucking soup at the Mona Liza and try to immediately preach as if they think Im going to listen to whatever they want to say and not immediately start beating them to death with a pipe.

They took one of the most iconic and tragic SH characters, one with what is one of the most heart wrenching final scenes in all of gaming, and converted her into what these CULTURAL VANDELS consider appropriate for "modern audiences"...

*rubs eyes in deep frustration* Part of me shouldnt care. Its just pixels and the original is always there but at the same time, should I stand by when the Mona Liza is splashed with soup because the original still exists else where? I mean, where do we draw the line? Because I feel like any lines we could have drawn, they have crossed a loooong ass time ago.

This whole thing resparked my deep hatred for Konami, with the added bonus of my now deeper hatred for modern gaming and its sewage slop making dev teams who arent worth a SINGLE creative thought of the titans that came before them that they want to make you believe they are superior to...

Fuck Bloober team, fuck Konami and fuck this whole god damn gaming landscape.

Rate me MATI, I dont care, I had to get this out of my chest.

Out of all the milquetoast footage we've seen, the most interesting tidbit from the reveals that I noticed was the fact that James' reflection in the car window is actually pyramid head. It's a blink and you'll miss it moment, but the reflection definitely isn't James'.
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I have no idea where they're going with that, since James himself isn't revealed to be pyramid head, it's just his own personal boogieman, but that's the kind of weird subtle thing that fits perfectly with SH.

Maybe they looked at that one Homecoming ending and are running with that.

*sigh* Are we really going to start to look back fondly at these two now?

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I forgot about that dumb Homecoming ending... Pyramid head will probably be James' evil doppelganger now. I'll throw my hat into that being a thing. It's amazing what the Enhanced Edition was able to do, Konami should have just hired them to make an HD port. The upscales look great.
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I forgot about that dumb Homecoming ending... Pyramid head will probably be James' evil doppelganger now. I'll throw my hat into that being a thing. It's amazing what the Enhanced Edition was able to do, Konami should have just hired them to make an HD port. The upscales look great.
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This is kinda schizo but I just noticed that Mary kinda resembles James.
Probably just model reuse though.
 
I forgot about that dumb Homecoming ending... Pyramid head will probably be James' evil doppelganger now.
Just had another garbage wishlist idea: I hope Bloober sees REmake2's success and the memes and fun that came from the Mr. X redesign and say, ja też. I want to have Pyramid Head chasing us around the hospital or hotel or the resdesigned for modern audiences labyrinth as a pursuing foe. It'll be so scary! Think of the YouTube/streamer videos!
Well, they did it. They did the equivalent of throwing fucking soup at the Mona Liza and try to immediately preach as if they think Im going to listen to whatever they want to say and not immediately start beating them to death with a pipe.

They took one of the most iconic and tragic SH characters, one with what is one of the most heart wrenching final scenes in all of gaming, and converted her into what these CULTURAL VANDELS consider appropriate for "modern audiences"...
I think it's shaping up to be accidental/incompetent vidya iconoclasm. They aren't good at what they do and we're getting stupid, ham-fisted misunderstandings of the source material on almost every possible level but there are also political forces working behind the scenes with them to make sure The Message is adhered to. Thus the result is taking a game as legendary as SH2 and doing the equivalent of the the Jesus fresco touch-up while you've got a commissar giving notes: heartfelt retardation.
 
In the original games enemies are quasi immortal because you generally lack the resources and or firepower to deal any significant damage to them which in turn makes them scary.

The first clip of James killing Pyramid Head by emptying an AK 47 into his head is going to make me die a little inside.
 
I guess the only comfort I get is that modders will work around the clock as soon as the game is available to produce mods that restore the characters into something closer to their OG designs. Its kind like when RE3 remake modders were able to make a RE1 uniform mod that looked better and closer to the source material than what the devs actually made.

And I wondered the chances of Nexus doing what they do best and taking harmless mods down but they do allow borderline sexually disturbing mods in there (but god forbidden someone wants less LGBTQ flags) so I guess we are ok on that end.

I think it's shaping up to be accidental/incompetent vidya iconoclasm. They aren't good at what they do and we're getting stupid, ham-fisted misunderstandings of the source material on almost every possible level but there are also political forces working behind the scenes with them to make sure The Message is adhered to. Thus the result is taking a game as legendary as SH2 and doing the equivalent of the the Jesus fresco touch-up while you've got a commissar giving notes: heartfelt retardation.

So we are getting the worst of both worlds. They are BAD at what they do and the cultural marxists will gladly motivate said incompetence and insist they do an even worse job.

I hate the Anti-Christ.
I think that's just the way Sato sculpts faces.
Laura looks a little bit like James too.
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Once upon a time, mini me thought that graphics couldnt get any better than this...
Just had another garbage wishlist idea: I hope Bloober sees REmake2's success and the memes and fun that came from the Mr. X redesign and say, ja też. I want to have Pyramid Head chasing us around the hospital or hotel or the resdesigned for modern audiences labyrinth as a pursuing foe. It'll be so scary! Think of the YouTube/streamer videos!

I also hate Modern Gaming...


And the Mr X meme really happened naturally and coincidentally, you cant really "force" a meme to happen like that. Its like trying to intentionally make a "so bad its good" movie, the fact you have the awareness spoils the charming unawareness of those movies.

Its like if The Room and Samurai Cop werent trying to be taken seriously and knew they were slock garbage, its just not the same.
 
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