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Hello Silent Hill Friends!
I played the remake, (I pirated it) and for those who have seen my previous posts on this thread can probably guess what I am going to say about it, but what I think might surprise you. Here is my very quick "review".
The original is still better and everyone should play the original first, but I am honestly surprised (like most people) that is isn't terrible
Things I hate:
-Voice acting is worse, again, this is something they never could of remade, so it's an instant flop, especially when it comes to Mary's letter and some of the other more serious moments in the game. It's not like they aren't trying, its just something that's irreplaceable.
-I felt powerful beating the living shit out of monsters, I shouldn't be feeling this in a SH game.
-Like I predicted, the "dreaminess" and charm of the original is lost cos of all of "muh realistic grafix" (also the town actually looks really good, more on that later).
-Character models are ugly, not in some faggy "woke" way, but rather they just look disproportional and uncanny, and not in a positive way. I knew this was coming, Bloober Team has always had shitty character models (I'm talking about The Medium btw).
-Over the shoulder cam is shit, like we predicted.
-Game is unecessarly padded, i think it's like 2 times longer then the original??? Why????? New puzzles serve nothing but remind me that people out there played top dollar for this.
-No more Eddie's pizza, cringe and gay
Things that were good:
-The town looks really good. The other thing I know Bloober Team are good is that their worlds look great.
-Atmosphere is there pretty much 80% of the time and it's almost as good as the original, again, not dream like quality, but still good.
-They didn't pussy out of a lot of stuff. Surprising to say the least considering how tone deaf some of their other games are.
-There are alot of small details that are pretty cool, for example James nails grow longer as the game goes on. Better then nothing I suppose.
FINAL THOUGHTS
What Bloober did is the bear minimum, a ok remake. Which is pretty amazing considering all their history. What also really upsets me is the amount of blind dickriding online, people are absolutely delusional to claim there is no reason to play the original anymore.
And because of this remake, people interested in Silent Hill will only play the remake... and because of this games success, the other ones will be remade too. It's bleak knowing that the originals will be washed away to time.
So yes, surprise, someone who is autistically obsessed with the original, I don't think the remake is suitable replacement, and it says alot about the industry and the audience that will eat anything up with a recognizable name on it.
I played the remake, (I pirated it) and for those who have seen my previous posts on this thread can probably guess what I am going to say about it, but what I think might surprise you. Here is my very quick "review".
The original is still better and everyone should play the original first, but I am honestly surprised (like most people) that is isn't terrible
Things I hate:
-Voice acting is worse, again, this is something they never could of remade, so it's an instant flop, especially when it comes to Mary's letter and some of the other more serious moments in the game. It's not like they aren't trying, its just something that's irreplaceable.
-I felt powerful beating the living shit out of monsters, I shouldn't be feeling this in a SH game.
-Like I predicted, the "dreaminess" and charm of the original is lost cos of all of "muh realistic grafix" (also the town actually looks really good, more on that later).
-Character models are ugly, not in some faggy "woke" way, but rather they just look disproportional and uncanny, and not in a positive way. I knew this was coming, Bloober Team has always had shitty character models (I'm talking about The Medium btw).
-Over the shoulder cam is shit, like we predicted.
-Game is unecessarly padded, i think it's like 2 times longer then the original??? Why????? New puzzles serve nothing but remind me that people out there played top dollar for this.
-No more Eddie's pizza, cringe and gay
Things that were good:
-The town looks really good. The other thing I know Bloober Team are good is that their worlds look great.
-Atmosphere is there pretty much 80% of the time and it's almost as good as the original, again, not dream like quality, but still good.
-They didn't pussy out of a lot of stuff. Surprising to say the least considering how tone deaf some of their other games are.
-There are alot of small details that are pretty cool, for example James nails grow longer as the game goes on. Better then nothing I suppose.
FINAL THOUGHTS
What Bloober did is the bear minimum, a ok remake. Which is pretty amazing considering all their history. What also really upsets me is the amount of blind dickriding online, people are absolutely delusional to claim there is no reason to play the original anymore.
And because of this remake, people interested in Silent Hill will only play the remake... and because of this games success, the other ones will be remade too. It's bleak knowing that the originals will be washed away to time.
So yes, surprise, someone who is autistically obsessed with the original, I don't think the remake is suitable replacement, and it says alot about the industry and the audience that will eat anything up with a recognizable name on it.