2025 and still talking about a fling from 15 years ago. Admitting to finding Bookitty on Facebook after all of this time is crazy. This nigga is 40 talking about the number of women he fucked. Rob never grew from his high school stage.
Only reason he wants to write a book is so he can retcon everything he did, but he will never finish the book so it doesn't matter.
Dude is fucking ZOOTED in these streams.
And then confesses how his dick doesn't even work without drugs.
Remember guys, Rob is a complete badass pussy slayer! You all are virgins and losers!
That is his crowning achievement in life. He has nothing else to be proud of. Most people would've accomplished something significant by that point, but no, here's 40 y.o. crusty Rob sitting in his childhood attic bedroom talking about how many nasty whores he's screwed over the years.
And of course explains how disgusting and borderline psychotic they were. Bookitty literally took a shit on him when he attempted anal. Anni had super loose smelly vagina never clean and having sex with basically everyone. One random bitch he 'scored' had pussyfarts so bad he couldn't lift his junk. Jack Black, well technically doesn't count but you get the idea about his taste in women. Yet we are the jealous virgin ones.
The fact that Anni was cheating on him pretty much non-stop and he still did the, "I cared about her so much, dude. I would do anything for her, y'all." bit proves that he was a willing cuck as long as he was getting a scrap of dumpster pussy. Eugh. How pathetic is that shit... No one is jealous of that.
His ongoing theme, both hero and victim. She cucked him 24/7 but he is the winner for loving her and scoring her.
Pretty soon he'll be shooting Tramadol up his dick pipe just to get a hard on lmao His dick says no but Rob says yes.
If he just brought back his channel and made that a self-felting video instead, Turkey Tom style, that would actually be somewhat funny. Would require effort though so Rob will never do it.
Even better if he killed himself on stream and i'm not even being sarcastic.
Cashapp me 20 bucks and I'll kms on stream. Scout's honor.
I can't believe people actually thought it was gonna happen. lol! It's fuckin Rob. Narcissists don't kill themselves. They want you to kill yourself. Mix up.
What about the Internet Archive? I don't believe they have any hard limits on archives. I think some of his stuff in on there already.
Given his track record, I don't expect him to follow through with this. But if there is one thing Rob loves its oversharing about himself and telling bullshit stories. Judging by what we heard so far it sounds like a disgusting, self deprecating mess that only a therapist should ever be forced to sift through. As if this man hasn't overshared enough, he feels the need to triple down on it.
He's not gonna do shit. It's nothing more than a gag meant to poke fun at the $5 meme. Dude can barely run an hour long stream let alone write a book.
his old abandoned account
