🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

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I'd definitely consider it to be one of his more "normal" videos, but reviewing Happy Gilmore 2 still seems like such low-hanging fruit to me. The biggest indicator that a movie is gonna be dog shit is when they announce direct to streaming with no theatrical release.

That being said, I can't believe Sandler is still making movies. The guy is fucking ancient at this point and he's also a bitter asshole to his fans which is probably due to him being tasked to play the same character for 20-some years. lol The days of Billy Madison and The Waterboy are long gone.
 
I bet his subscribers are beside themselves with excitement to see his Switch game collection again. He's shown it five times this year already, is it all he can think to do with that fent brain of his?
 
Tangram said:
I'd definitely consider it to be one of his more "normal" videos, but reviewing Happy Gilmore 2 still seems like such low-hanging fruit to me. The biggest indicator that a movie is gonna be dog shit is when they announce direct to streaming with no theatrical release.

That being said, I can't believe Sandler is still making movies. The guy is fucking ancient at this point and he's also a bitter asshole to his fans which is probably due to him being tasked to play the same character for 20-some years. lol The days of Billy Madison and The Waterboy are long gone.
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It's the same as when he reviewed Beetlejuice 2. Wow, a sequel to a movie from 30 years ago no one asked for ends up being dogshit? What a fucking shocker.

How many sequels like that ever end up actually being decent? The only notable ones I can actually think of right now are Top Gun Maverick and Blade Runner 2049.
 
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Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
It's the same as when he reviewed Beetlejuice 2. Wow, a sequel to a movie from 30 years ago no one asked for ends up being dogshit? What a fucking shocker.

How many sequels like that ever end up actually being decent? The only notable ones I can actually think of right now are Top Gun Maverick and Blade Runner 2049.
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Not many, that's for sure. That being said, I don't trust Rob's opinion to begin with—on anything. He's too fent wasted to trust, and the fact that his video quality seems to be regressing as time goes on is baffling to me. The fuck is he recording on, some Dollar General ass Tracfone? For fuck's sake.
 
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Yes, and I was able to do a little bit of research on this. Turns out, the account has been changed. He changed the name from Anni's name to simply "Weaksauce", the photo of Anni & her family is now gone, and the bio talking about black people is now gone. I'm def leaning more into that this is one of Rob's many, many burner accounts. Willing to bet he changed this up after the separation.

This account with that original name/description was made presumably when him and Anni were still living together (snap shot was from at least March 10th). Now that we basically know that he was the one who edited the photo of Anni's child - this man must've HATED HER GUTS. Seriously, what kind of fucked up head space would you need to be in to make something like this???
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Just lol.

Well, obviously he doesn't give a fuck about her kids and it would feel much worse to edit a photo of an actual family member being killed... If you use her kids you have enough reason to be "outraged" at who did it (Asa for example) but only have to edit a gunshot onto some random kid you don't give a single fuck about and have probably never met.
 
Tangram said:
Not many, that's for sure. That being said, I don't trust Rob's opinion to begin with—on anything. He's too fent wasted to trust, and the fact that his video quality seems to be regressing as time goes on is baffling to me. The fuck is he recording on, some Dollar General ass Tracfone? For fuck's sake.
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At this rate we'll be getting Silent Rob videos recorded on a 1980's VHS camcorder, bitches.

Could make a slasher movie. "Night of the Living Fenthead" and "The Ginger Fent Man"
 
Vapid_Idiot said:
We are nearing two weeks since Rob’s last twitch stream. Truly the best way to spend 7.99 plus tax.
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He's busy with his new job of the week guys. Remember, he's a busy boy who's gotta make that dollar. I'm sure he'll come back with the most EPIC stream ever. One that'll make the 8 dollars worth every cent. Quality streams take time to craft. Don't you understand how much work it takes to play SNES Roms?!

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FreakyFred said:
I finally caught one of Rob's dogshit streams. This retard is streaming at 9am on a Monday for some ungodly reason (no job?). And yes, his sound is still trash. He was acting surprised when people told him about it. I missed the beginning, but as you can tell by the title he was sympathy farming about his mom again. If it is true, you know he is wanting to get that house. TMDWU

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He is showing off his new switch 2 and the dozen or so games he recently bought, which he will certainly trade in and then rebuy several more times. Great to know that Rob has learned some financial responsibility. With his situation, he should definitely be stocking up on video games.
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Also, I noticed that only about 10 or so people are watching this stream on a twitch account. You know that everyone is watching this shit incognito just waiting for the trainwreck.
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And his chat is dead as fuck. During the second half of the stream, literally only 3 different people are commenting. I knew that the hater to fan ratio was massive, but it's worse than I thought. You can count his butt buddies on one hand at this point. That's it. Literally 90% of the viewers are detractors.
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And he ends it with a classic "I'm gonna stream later guys."
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One of the fans has "sonic" in his name so at least one of those is guaranteed disabled autist lol... Is that the guy in the photo with the Sonic and Trump shrine or are there two Sonic-speds...

FreakyFred said:
Why do you need a stream for 4 friends and 30 people who are just there to laugh at you? 4 fans is not a stream audience. That is a party chat. He should just take his happy ass to discord or a switch party chat instead. Get his 4 remaining "homies" to jerk him off there and send money to his cash app.
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He used to do skeptic videos promoting James Randi and exposing scams like psychics and such. No way can he respect these people. He KNOWS he is just using them for bux and is aware he already told everyone he just blows it on dope and only wants their money.

Must legit think of these people as contemptible morons while telling them they're "real ones".
 
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He used to do skeptic videos promoting James Randi and exposing scams like psychics and such. No way can he respect these people. He KNOWS he is just using them for bux and is aware he already told everyone he just blows it on dope and only wants their money.

Must legit think of these people as contemptible morons while telling them they're "real ones".
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Shit, I wish I had this on-hand, but I remember some dude in his comments telling a story about how he almost slid off the road and wrecked while driving to get Rob a Steam card in a fucking ice storm. I don't know why he seems to attract the most parasocial and desperate people YT but he does. Look at Minuteworld: Dude donated 10k to the guy knowing he was a total asshole who rips on autists and retards non-stop. Literally, his go-to insults for years have been retard, tism, etc. and yet he still got paid. lol!
 
Tangram said:
Shit, I wish I had this on-hand, but I remember some dude in his comments telling a story about how he almost slid off the road and wrecked while driving to get Rob a Steam card in a fucking ice storm. I don't know why he seems to attract the most parasocial and desperate people YT but he does. Look at Minuteworld: Dude donated 10k to the guy knowing he was a total asshole who rips on autists and retards non-stop. Literally, his go-to insults for years have been retard, tism, etc. and yet he still got paid. lol!
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Nearly killing yourself to get a junkie who doesnt value you a Steam card to buy games he's never gonna play. Now that's some dedicated cocksuckery right there
 
Vapid_Idiot said:
You can just like…send people steam shekels through steam. Did he borrow cash from his mother or something?
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He went into his mommy's purse, stole a $20 and drove to GameStop in a blizzard to get his lord some games lol.


If Rob really wanted to sucker people out of money doing Twitch he should get into anime girl VRChat shit, get a voice changer and siphon money out of weebs. He could still play Donkey Kong Country and whatever retro shit he wants but having an anime avatar could help him pull in the big benjamins. That shit would be the easiest money he'd ever make and he could be completely anonymous.
 
Vapid_Idiot said:
You can just like…send people steam shekels through steam. Did he borrow cash from his mother or something?
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I'm guessing all the guy had was cash. Some people are still weirdly against using debit cards. My buddy is like that. Won't use his debit card for shit but will withdrawal like 500 bucks and walk around with it. Makes zero sense to me but to each their own I suppose. That being said, driving in an ice storm to buy some junkie a Steam card is beyond parasocial. That's just fucking stupid. And sure enough, the guy said Rob never streamed the game like he promised. Gee, never saw that coming...
 
Tangram said:
Shit, I wish I had this on-hand, but I remember some dude in his comments telling a story about how he almost slid off the road and wrecked while driving to get Rob a Steam card in a fucking ice storm. I don't know why he seems to attract the most parasocial and desperate people YT but he does. Look at Minuteworld: Dude donated 10k to the guy knowing he was a total asshole who rips on autists and retards non-stop. Literally, his go-to insults for years have been retard, tism, etc. and yet he still got paid. lol!
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We're only hearing the story because he survived. Do you think any Rob fans went out in a storm to get him gifts and actually DID spin out and die or something lmao.
 
FreakyFred said:
I skimmed a little bit. About an hour and a half in and he is talking about how Anni is living in a shithouse in the ghetto, surrounded by people who already mooched all her money from the house sale (in just 3 months). I take everything Rob says with a shaker of salt because he loves to twist the facts so he looks smart and everyone else looks stupid. However, it does sound perfectly in character for Anni. She was always a retard and she isn't going to suddenly stop being a retard one day. That just highlights why it was a massive mistake for Rob to tether himself to this woman financially and emotionally, and he still hasn't learned that lesson. Has he learned any lessons?

That being said, let's talk about you Rob. You're not one to talk about other people's financial responsibility. You are also riding the shortbus of financial retardation right along side her. Don't pretend that you're on some higher level. If it wasn't for the luck of the housing market and the fact that you had your parents to fall back on, you would be all kinds of fucked right now. With your compulsive spending, fast food addiction and obsession with junker cars, your money wont last that much longer than hers.
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Watching Rob discuss being a stud who gets hot bitches for a decade then him revealing his girlfriend/wife to be Anni felt like going to watch Lebron James play and he's missing easy layups. It's like "what's going on here?!"

Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
It's really sad when DarkSydePhil has more balls than Rob does. Phil at least has the decency to keep his streams public and doesn't close them off with a paywall. Yeah, he'll bitch and complain about trolls making fun of him but at least they can view his streams and make fun of him without having to throw money at him. You're a spineless coward, Rob. You'll make fun of everyone for the nearly 2 decades you've been online but when the finger is pointed at you and people are laughing you'll run away like a bitch and throw hissy fits. Why don't you show us how much of a man you are? Take the sub fee off and let us continue to archive your adventures and make fun of you. Doug Walker gets made fun of all the time but he embraces it and even takes the piss out of it. You could do the same but you're weak so you won't.
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DarkSydePhil is a DRAMATICALLY higher quality and more professional content creator lol. The room he streams from now actually looks like a typical "Twitch streamer" studio with all the gaymer props and such, and owns a decent quality microphone and streaming gear.

Possibly Rob's too poor to afford a good set-up to be fair.

His absolute best chance possible, to gain popularity and make money, is to do higher energy rant type videos about current games or just general news. "Action 52" is a joke, the content is for kids from a bygone era who are now adults who don't care about pathetic retro games...

Literally WHO on the planet is trying to find a Mega Man 2 streamer. Literally WHO? Maybe they actually are and it's only me who matured from age 15 to 30 lmao. But I legit don't see ANY retro game stream channels etc anymore except speedrunners... Honestly it's old hat. It worked in 2007 because the people who grew up with those games were still young enough to actually still give a fuck about them.

VenomPlug said:
Streams are dull now but we can still enjoy some archived Premiums like this one:

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Are we 100% sure this isn't an Andy Kaufman long-con skit of the "PCP Gamer" character he invented?
 
RMQualtrough said:
Are we 100% sure this isn't an Andy Kaufman long-con skit of the "PCP Gamer" character he invented?
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I don't know, man. You know how Rob absolutely loves his red herrings. lol Perhaps he went full method actor and melded himself into the role.
 
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