Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

You can just like…send people steam shekels through steam. Did he borrow cash from his mother or something?
He went into his mommy's purse, stole a $20 and drove to GameStop in a blizzard to get his lord some games lol.


If Rob really wanted to sucker people out of money doing Twitch he should get into anime girl VRChat shit, get a voice changer and siphon money out of weebs. He could still play Donkey Kong Country and whatever retro shit he wants but having an anime avatar could help him pull in the big benjamins. That shit would be the easiest money he'd ever make and he could be completely anonymous.
 
You can just like…send people steam shekels through steam. Did he borrow cash from his mother or something?
I'm guessing all the guy had was cash. Some people are still weirdly against using debit cards. My buddy is like that. Won't use his debit card for shit but will withdrawal like 500 bucks and walk around with it. Makes zero sense to me but to each their own I suppose. That being said, driving in an ice storm to buy some junkie a Steam card is beyond parasocial. That's just fucking stupid. And sure enough, the guy said Rob never streamed the game like he promised. Gee, never saw that coming...
 
Shit, I wish I had this on-hand, but I remember some dude in his comments telling a story about how he almost slid off the road and wrecked while driving to get Rob a Steam card in a fucking ice storm. I don't know why he seems to attract the most parasocial and desperate people YT but he does. Look at Minuteworld: Dude donated 10k to the guy knowing he was a total asshole who rips on autists and retards non-stop. Literally, his go-to insults for years have been retard, tism, etc. and yet he still got paid. lol!

We're only hearing the story because he survived. Do you think any Rob fans went out in a storm to get him gifts and actually DID spin out and die or something lmao.
 
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Tfw you kill yourself and 12 others trying to get Rob a copy of your favorite anime visual novel
 
I skimmed a little bit. About an hour and a half in and he is talking about how Anni is living in a shithouse in the ghetto, surrounded by people who already mooched all her money from the house sale (in just 3 months). I take everything Rob says with a shaker of salt because he loves to twist the facts so he looks smart and everyone else looks stupid. However, it does sound perfectly in character for Anni. She was always a retard and she isn't going to suddenly stop being a retard one day. That just highlights why it was a massive mistake for Rob to tether himself to this woman financially and emotionally, and he still hasn't learned that lesson. Has he learned any lessons?

That being said, let's talk about you Rob. You're not one to talk about other people's financial responsibility. You are also riding the shortbus of financial retardation right along side her. Don't pretend that you're on some higher level. If it wasn't for the luck of the housing market and the fact that you had your parents to fall back on, you would be all kinds of fucked right now. With your compulsive spending, fast food addiction and obsession with junker cars, your money wont last that much longer than hers.

Watching Rob discuss being a stud who gets hot bitches for a decade then him revealing his girlfriend/wife to be Anni felt like going to watch Lebron James play and he's missing easy layups. It's like "what's going on here?!"
 
It's really sad when DarkSydePhil has more balls than Rob does. Phil at least has the decency to keep his streams public and doesn't close them off with a paywall. Yeah, he'll bitch and complain about trolls making fun of him but at least they can view his streams and make fun of him without having to throw money at him. You're a spineless coward, Rob. You'll make fun of everyone for the nearly 2 decades you've been online but when the finger is pointed at you and people are laughing you'll run away like a bitch and throw hissy fits. Why don't you show us how much of a man you are? Take the sub fee off and let us continue to archive your adventures and make fun of you. Doug Walker gets made fun of all the time but he embraces it and even takes the piss out of it. You could do the same but you're weak so you won't.

DarkSydePhil is a DRAMATICALLY higher quality and more professional content creator lol. The room he streams from now actually looks like a typical "Twitch streamer" studio with all the gaymer props and such, and owns a decent quality microphone and streaming gear.

Possibly Rob's too poor to afford a good set-up to be fair.

His absolute best chance possible, to gain popularity and make money, is to do higher energy rant type videos about current games or just general news. "Action 52" is a joke, the content is for kids from a bygone era who are now adults who don't care about pathetic retro games...

Literally WHO on the planet is trying to find a Mega Man 2 streamer. Literally WHO? Maybe they actually are and it's only me who matured from age 15 to 30 lmao. But I legit don't see ANY retro game stream channels etc anymore except speedrunners... Honestly it's old hat. It worked in 2007 because the people who grew up with those games were still young enough to actually still give a fuck about them.
 
Watching Rob discuss being a stud who gets hot bitches for a decade then him revealing his girlfriend/wife to be Anni felt like going to watch Lebron James play and he's missing easy layups. It's like "what's going on here?!"
He rode his hookup with BooKitty as some sort of validation of this weird made up identity he created. He can’t get women, he’s off putting and immature. The best he could do outside of Anni was a fat retard with herpes.
 
1:10:16 Rob's father walks into the room to make sure he's not getting high in the house. BETTER NOT BE DOING FENT WHILE GOING LIVE BOY

No dad I'm not doing fent and turning into a zombie the entire day, it's much better I'm doing speed runs of shitty arcade games no one gives two fucks about the entire day and I'm thinking of becoming a tranny.

At least fent addicts go outside from what I have seen.
 
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