SJW Art and Extremes

[FluffyTehFennekin]

This would be unironically great as a villain-of-the-week type thing where every week you parody a different lolcow as the antagonist, with Twit and Tumble as the overarching antagonists to tie it all together.

Someone make this into a webcomic please. I’d read the heck out of it

 

[Valstrax]

This would be unironically great as a villain-of-the-week type thing where every week you parody a different lolcow as the antagonist, with Twit and Tumble as the overarching antagonists to tie it all together.

One of the villain-of-the-week antagonists is a man with a big nose named Alexander and he hasn't grown any fruit in four years.

 

[Pink Gooze]

This isn’t as bad as some stuff, and the artist actually has other decent looking art, but the fact this is a mural just makes it worse to me somehow:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Fumi_chun

Not to mention how the artist keeps commenting on how all these racist old white guys kept bothering her while painting it. Plus she uses “folx” (as opposed to “folks” because supposedly that’s homophobic / racist / whatever).

That aside, the art just doesn’t look good here. Also I think she works at or for DreamWorks? I’m not 100% sure though.

 

[Hummingbird]

This would be unironically great as a villain-of-the-week type thing where every week you parody a different lolcow as the antagonist, with Twit and Tumble as the overarching antagonists to tie it all together.

What do you think the Chris-Chan parody would be?

 

[Ärsyyntynyt Suomalainen]

Spoiler: Did this for some reason, incoming autism

Here's my #bettercartoon; Kiwi's Farm! Kiwi is a plucky little farmer girl who can't wait to finally win a Best In Show Ribbon at the fair! But she's got some competition: Twit and Tumble, her conniving next door neighbors. They're always trying to sabotage Kiwi's farm so they can win a ribbon for themselves, but with the help of her magic watering can, Kiwi always comes out one step ahead of those rotten SJWs (Super JerkWads!)
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I couldn't help myself and made fanart + added more characters, hope ya don't mind.

Spoiler: Meet the Kiwi family!

And yes, the dad is Jewish and the mom needed to be hot

 

[Valstrax]

What do you think the Chris-Chan parody would be?

Christopher the Chancellor, the mad scientist farmer who wants to recreate the universe to his own liking!

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

I couldn't help myself and made fanart + added more characters, hope ya don't mind.

Spoiler: Meet the Kiwi family!

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And yes, the dad is Jewish and the mom needed to be hot

I like how the dad is based on Null

Christopher the Chancellor, the mad scientist farmer who wants to recreate the universe to his own liking!

and he can be wearing the iconic striped shirt that CWC used to wear!

 

[Wes Bluemarine]

This isn’t as bad as some stuff, and the artist actually has other decent looking art, but the fact this is a mural just makes it worse to me somehow:
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Fumi_chun

Not to mention how the artist keeps commenting on how all these racist old white guys kept bothering her while painting it. Plus she uses “folx” (as opposed to “folks” because supposedly that’s homophobic / racist / whatever).

That aside, the art just doesn’t look good here. Also I think she works at or for DreamWorks? I’m not 100% sure though.

admire her hard work and determination to make a mural... but why do her shoulders sag. And why is her face lumpy

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

Someone make this into a webcomic please. I’d read the heck out of it

Yes. Make it happen.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Not to mention how the artist keeps commenting on how all these racist old white guys kept bothering her while painting it. Plus she uses “folx” (as opposed to “folks” because supposedly that’s homophobic / racist / whatever).

In terms of art that's actually rather nice though I have no idea if that is supposed to be depicting someone specific other than el generico POC lady.

The commentary about being questioned though is some blatant shit that didn't happen. If an artist has tools and a lift while painting its obvious they're meant to be there. Nobody likely gave more than a few glances while passing but she'll be damned if she isn't going to try to badmouth the white "folx" who dared to breathe her air.

How the fuck is folks racist or homophobic fuck off.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

And yes, the dad is Jewish

Why tho? Wouldn't him being Null make more sense?

 

[Valstrax]

Why tho? Wouldn't him being Null make more sense?

My buddy boy, Null would be the retarded family dog!

 

[Ärsyyntynyt Suomalainen]

My buddy boy, Null would be the retarded family dog!

Null would totally be Brian type of retarded dog.

 

[Chromeo]

I couldn't help myself and made fanart + added more characters, hope ya don't mind.

Spoiler: Meet the Kiwi family!

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And yes, the dad is Jewish and the mom needed to be hot

Oh my god!! I love the little kiwi buddy!! I love this so much, I love the family and how you drew Chrissy (and gave her a first name! Maybe she should be Krissie with a K, for the alliteration?) I'm totally saving this image. This thread has just made my entire day. <3

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Null would totally be Brian type of retarded dog.

I see. Then a muslim dad, considering the Islamic Content tag?

 

[Ärsyyntynyt Suomalainen]

I see. Then a muslim dad, considering the Islamic Content tag?

The mom's boyfriend would muslim man named Gigi.

 

[Chromeo]

I see. Then a muslim dad, considering the Islamic Content tag?

If there are characters resembling the reactions, maybe the mayor is always angry and wears a top hat (Mad At The Internet,) there's a hobo who lives in Kiwi's trash cans who always gives terrible advice and non-sequiturs that she can still derive some idea from (Dumb,) a creepy guy with a big grin who's a Deviant, and the Best In Show Ribbon that Kiwi wants looks like the Winner react.

 

[Hummingbird]

Christopher the Chancellor, the mad scientist farmer who wants to recreate the universe to his own liking!

I hope there's a rap battle competition where Christopher poses as one of the judges as stuffs the ballot boxes (yet still loses to a farmer named Adam).

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Gosh we make a thread about this in the Art and Literature section!

 

[Chromeo]

I hope there's a rap battle competition where Christopher poses as one of the judges as stuffs the ballot boxes (yet still loses to a farmer named Adam).

Christopher announces his presence one day and proclaims, "Behold! A unique hybrid creature of my own design!" and hoists up a mangy yellow cat with red cheeks painted on its face. Kiwi points out "that's just an old barn cat you painted to look like a pokemon." "It is NOT! This is my OWN creation, Sonichu!" Sonichu then runs away because it's just a cat and throughout the series, Sonichu can be seen chasing rats and birds in the background/establishing shots.

Gosh we make a thread about this in the Art and Literature section!

There's an art and literature section here?? O: