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[Blood Debts]

Nice to see this thread active again. I was first lurking here around the time Skylar got his ass handed to him by Fancy Bear the second time, and I was hooked from then on. This autist's saga has been entertaining as hell to say the least, and him coming back to smuckle some more despite being annihilated so many times is like he's some kind of Looney Tunes villain who doesn't know when to stop provoking Bugs Bunny.

 

[Deadpool]

My theory about @Skylar Ittner is he's so worked up about the gays because he is in need of a good fucking. I bet if he asks nicely his mom will give the guy a rimjob while Skylar gets pounded, and then they can have popcorn for dinner.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I wonder how he'd react if someone he was delivering mail to got a letter from say, GLAAD or NARAL? Would he deliver it as he is required to by law, or would he "lose" them? Is he enough of an idiot to commit a federal felony?

Well in the initial pages of the thread he admitted to having a fleshed out plan to steal from his employers, even though he liked the job, so who the fuck would make a plan to rob them?
sketchy worthless motherfucker, that's who.

Just saying, I wouldn't put it past him to throw out official mail because he is an autistic weirdo.

 

[AnOminous]

Just saying, I wouldn't put it past him to throw out official mail because he is an autistic weirdo.

He wouldn't just do it, he'd admit to it and argue he was totally right to do it, even as he was being hauled off in cuffs.

 

[AprilRains]

Skylar as a federal felon? Dude, there are easier ways to get dick.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Tbh I certainly could see him getting hauled to a police station for getting caught after some stupendous stunt and bullheadedly not backing down, only for his mom coming in for support. Let's just hope it doesn't come to that.

 

[AnOminous]

Tbh I certainly could see him getting hauled to a police station for getting caught after some stupendous stunt and bullheadedly not backing down, only for his mom coming in for support. Let's just hope it doesn't come to that.

Let's just hope it does.

 

[Thumb Butler]

There better be no Finnish letters to deliver!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Some how I doubt he did anything at his job give his lack of knowledge when it comes to hardware and software. And his so called distro? This moron can't even run a system running Windows, what hope does he have making a custom OS install? No retail store is going to get some counter monkey to set up their system for them because they wont last long. They'll get a professional in to set everything up for them so if anything happens they can call them up.

Also, you wouldn't be knocking holes into the walls. You'll run the cable along the wall through the ceiling so it drops down into whatever room you're using for a server unless you're going to set up an outlet on each side to make it look good. He doesn't even bother to mention what type of cable you would use between rooms either. Or even if he checked for studs, where any wires between the walls were.

Also

Cash Register Upgrade

Basically, my phone has a bunch of money apps (Square Register, PayPal, Bitcoin, etc). I'm taking a cheap ~15 year old cash register and hooking it up to my phone so I have a big keypad and cash drawer.

hackaday.io

Hows that Motorola X 2013 working for you?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

No retail store is going to get some counter monkey to set up their system for them because they wont last long. They'll get a professional in to set everything up for them so if anything happens they can call them up.

Right? Like, even a franchise location of some big box company wouldn't allow this nonsense. ONE part-time employee being solely responsible for setting up the POS system that handles all of the money. No outside consulting, just a smug little pug-nosed boy with popcorn breath, with full power and control over such a crucial part of the operations.

If you're that boneheaded a businessman, might as well take a dump on a napkin and call it a sales audit report.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Skylar, I was involved in Scouting when I was a little kid, and you highly remind me of this one little weirdo we had in the troop one year. Scouting's supposed to be about fun, and pretty much everyone treated it that way. Learn some neat shit, go hiking in the woods, campouts and cookouts, it really was a blast. There was one dude, though, one dude who was really really....militant about the whole thing. This kid spent pretty much all of his spare time on Scout stuff, and all of his allowance on Scouting supplies. He actually suggested that we all had to march in lockstep. You can imagine how well that idea went down. Also, you should be kicked out if you said a naughty word, had unshined shoes, or any part of the uniform was dirty. Most of us didn't even have much of a uniform, just bits and pieces at best. I think he actually bought the whole getup and spent all of his time working on it, as if a drill sergeant was going to inspect him the next day. "Your kerchief isn't spotless, you maggot! Drop and give me twenty!"

Lol, he got kicked out. He had a total meltdown when we wouldn't stop telling What's Grosser Than Gross jokes, and pulled out his official Boy Scouts of America pocketknife and threatened us with it. Our reaction was laughter, but the parent that happened to be passing by didn't find it nearly as funny as we did. Getting kicked out probably put a big crimp in his master plan to become head of the Boy Scouts and lead the organization in a war of destruction against the Girl Scouts. I sometimes wonder how his life turned out. I'm pretty sure I could make a pretty good guess now about how he would've turned out if he'd managed to stay in and become an Eagle Scout.

 

[Water-T]

Tbh I certainly could see him getting hauled to a police station for getting caught after some stupendous stunt and bullheadedly not backing down, only for his mom coming in for support. Let's just hope it doesn't come to that.

"YOU CAN'T FIRE MY SON FOR TAMPERING WITH FEDERAL MAIL! MY BABY HAS AUTISM!"

 

[Deadpool]

"YOU CAN'T PROSECUTE MY SON FOR TAMPERING WITH FEDERAL MAIL! MY BABY HAS AUTISM!"

FTFY

 

[AprilRains]

I doubt he has the physical courage to risk prison for his beliefs. Only a true martyr for Christ would do such a thing.

 

[Toasty]

I doubt he has the physical courage to risk prison for his beliefs. Only a true martyr for Christ would do such a thing.

I'd love to watch him and mommy be all smarmy to a judge, bailiffs, and eventually corrections officers. Smarmy seems to be the only thing he's good at.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I sometimes wonder how his life turned out.

Something Awful mod?

 

[AbraCadaver]

So how’s mummy’s little fatboy been doing lately...

...oh I see. Well carry on, then.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Right? Like, even a franchise location of some big box company wouldn't allow this nonsense. ONE part-time employee being solely responsible for setting up the POS system that handles all of the money. No outside consulting, just a smug little pug-nosed boy with popcorn breath, with full power and control over such a crucial part of the operations.

If you're that boneheaded a businessman, might as well take a dump on a napkin and call it a sales audit report.

Using a normal network cable between the walls or even the ceiling would be a fire hazard too. Pretty sure you can't punch holes through walls without paperwork being done first. So if they let him do this, there goes any insurance claims in case they ever have a fire.

 

[Barbarella]

He’s really, really good at tech.
Meanwhile, many of the 20-something year olds who graduated with BS degrees the year Skyler would have are making $250.000 a year working as engineers for Facebook, Google, Apple, etc. They are good at tech too. And they are driving Teslas and living in their own homes, and dating whomever they want, and many will be able to retire before 40.

But hey, Skyler could steal from his boss if he wanted, in between stocking shelves, and he is not afraid to post that publicly to prove he’s important, so...yay? Plus, he found a right-hand drive truck, so who needs a Tesla?

Skyler stuck to his principles, meaningless as they were, and he’s living the live he earned.

 

[Turd Burglar]

Hey @Skylar Ittner, are you still Mommy's Special Little Boy?

Spoiler: lol even your mom thinks you're a 𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕕

VICTORIA: [interrupts] Are you familiar -- are you familiar with autism?

SCHOOL OFFICIAL #2: [pauses] I am.

VICTORIA: Okay, do you recognize any of the symptoms and signs in Skylar?

SCHOOL OFFICIAL #2: That doesn't excuse this type of behavior --

VICTORIA: [interrupts] But for seven semesters, he has been discriminated against consistently. Not only for sharing his religious faith but because of his disability and it's sickening. It is absolutely sickening. This campus has done very little to support him.

VICTORIA: [interrupts] But even that's just handicapped discrimination.

VICTORIA: I don't mean that, I mean that when you look at someone in a wheelchair, you realize they have a disability, okay? There are a lot of easily recognizable disabilities that aren't physical so if you guys have had your Carroll disability awareness training, how did you miss that he's autistic? Like, how? I mean, in just talking to him. He talks loudly, he doesn't make eye contact, he has inappropriate space boundaries... How did you guys miss that?

VICTORIA: The behaviors were a direct result influenced by a mental handicap of religious persecution.

VICTORIA: He's got zero friends at this campus after seven semesters and --

SCHOOL OFFICIAL #1: Because of his religion.

SKYLAR: No.

VICTORIA: [continues] -- I know it's difficult because he is autistic. It's hard for him to make friends. But nobody here cares. He has been bullied and intimidated almost since he started here --

SKYLAR: [interrupts] Yeah and you know what --

VICTORIA: [continues] and nobody cares --

VICTORIA: He's loud and he talks fast.

SKYLAR: Since when is that wrong? I was actually in a discussion with someone once, this is just an example, someone else involved with Carroll who I used to like to have debates with and stuff on all sorts of things. This one, it wasn't like gay marriage or anything, it was actually on, get this, if glass is a liquid or a solid. And he raised his voice so loud that everyone in his [unintelligible] got quiet and someone came over to ask if he was okay. Should I have filed a thing because he was being aggressive?

VICTORIA: [interrupts] You should have filed a --

SKYLAR: [continues] He also, actually a couple times grabbed my phone and wouldn't give it back until I apologized for something I said. Stuff like this. I didn't do it because I didn't think it was worth going through the whole process. It was a thing between a couple people where we didn't really get along and people not getting along, that sums up human history. That sums up every single conflict in human history ever: people didn't get along. [unintelligible] So I, I guess I should have been complaining because now I'm being thrown under the bus because people thought to complain.

VICTORIA: So I guess when you go back and live your life again, you'll be a whiner who clogs up the system, making charges against everybody who hurt your feelings.

SKYLAR: Yeah.

VICTORIA: That's what you have to do. Okay, we have to go. Come on. Wish I could thank you for your time but I'm not thankful for this [unintelligible].