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You are 100% wrong, actually.

Time will tell.
Do you have any siblings, Skylar?
 
@Skylar Ittner, I know we have different branches of Christianity we ascribe to, but one thing I do know we have in common is the admonition Jesus made to " give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's".

And in case you think that doesn't apply to you in this situation, that was the answer Jesus gave the Pharisees as to whether the laws of Man should be obeyed alongside the laws of God, and in your case, you violated Man's law, so you are guilty of sin because you did not give to Caesar what is Caesar's, specifically you defied the laws of Man to engage in your little anti-gay campaign despite breaking several rules you decided didn't matter because you believe in your own righteousness.

While you think God approves of your actions, what you have done is actually a sin in his eyes.

As a follower in Christ, it's my obligation to warn away a fellow believer from the path of sin, so don't take this as being hateful, as I do care about your eternal fate, as this is not the way to secure it.

If you choose to ignore this, so be it, I tried.
 
@Skylar Ittner - This is the second night in a row you are posting around midnight MST. Is that because this is the only time of day that you can get away from your mom for a bit?
No, but after the rest of my family go to bed the Internet is faster. We live just barely outside the cable coverage area, so the best Internet we can get is 2Mbps.

To get rid of mommy monitoring software?
Because there was a new OS version and their auto-upgrade tool didn't like my setup. It's not fun shitposting when even text-mode is broken.
 
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Skylar really isn't that unique when it comes to small Christian affiliated colleges. As a graduate of a similar school I've heard stories of smelly losers having mental breakdowns and scrawling swastikas all over their dorm, pulling knives on people, having edgy debates in class etc. These people still graduated. These schools have to be incredibly forgiving because your mommy and daddy is paying a shit ton of money and really Skylar would have too, the only thing that sets him apart is the crusade mentality, his belief in a silent majority of Catholic homo haters and trying to autistically hurt Carroll's enrollment. Then again everyone I knew lived on campus, so that probably explains Skylar going through 4 years of college with an orientation breakdown mentality.
 
Still wondering about whether you have a sister or brother.

Skylar, I know you wouldn't lie.
 
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You didn't lurk enough to realize this, but the point where you start screaming about all the mean things "The Kiwis" are doing to you is a well-known tipping point for lolcows.

It's all over my dude.
 
You didn't lurk enough to realize this, but the point where you start screaming about all the mean things "The Kiwis" are doing to you is a well-known tipping point for lolcows.

It's all over my dude.
I think he made his site track people's IP and he posted that to gather people's IP.

However, there is no way he can do anything with it.

First of all none of us have done anything remotely criminal in this thread.
Also, no one here uses their real IP. We all use proxies.
 
I think he made his site track people's IP and he posted that to gather people's IP.

However, there is no way he can do anything with it.

First of all none of us have done anything remotely criminal in this thread.
Also, no one here uses their real IP. They use proxies.
It tracks you with IP, session cookies, referrer (anything with "kiwifarms"), and more!
 
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