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Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
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Dude, you're gonna know that there's someone from KF visiting your site from my state.
STOP HACKING ME!!
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Guys, that's it. I'm officially turning myself over to the cyber-police before Skylar (praise be upon him) rains hell fire upon me.
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Complete with rickroll. Truly, Skylar "Vatican II is a Lie" Ittner is a man of the times and uses only the most fashionable, tasteful memes.
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I know I can't actually do anything to you guys, so I've decided to annoy you with a stupid website redirect instead.
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For shame, I would love to see you talk with 50 lawyers about how to sue people with names such as @NotAKitty, @Rumpled Foreskin, and @Coconut Gun.
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It was definitely stupid, if nothing else.
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Mission fucking accomplished.
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Guys, I'm scared. I think he's just getting our guards down so he can catch us unaware when he moves on to the next phase of his scheme.
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You're a damn fine hacker. Jesus would be proud.
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He's more likely to hit the next phase of puberty before developing a second phase to this scheme.
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@Skylar Ittner what would an aspiring man like me have to do to have sex with you? You are extremely attractive and I love how smart/tech savvy you are. It makes me very horny.
Are you a virgin, @Skylar Ittner? Want to change that?
Are you a virgin, @Skylar Ittner? Want to change that?
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You obviously do. You really sperged out hard at the meeting with the college. I feel so sorry for the people that were present, at that includes you.
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Skylar, serious question, why do you find it so intolerable to do things like get that poster campaign done through proper channels?
I get you believe you're doing the right thing, but what was so hard about getting proper permission to do so first?
No sarcasm, I really do want to know.
I get you believe you're doing the right thing, but what was so hard about getting proper permission to do so first?
No sarcasm, I really do want to know.
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Skylar, let me help you.
Are you an only child?
I know how hard it is to be the only one.
Are you an only child?
I know how hard it is to be the only one.