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glass_houses said:
Then why are you here?
Why did you change your website for us?
Why are you recording our IPs?
Why are you claiming to be such a hardcore conservative Catholic when you won't even engage in any form of discussion with the other Catholics and related God-bothering people?
Why do you keep coming back?

Why the fuck do you keep coming back?
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The answer is always, always, and always :autism:
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
I don't give a fuck about some shitty forum mainly comprised of lonely basement-dwelling losers who release their sexual frustration by making fun of others.
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If you truly didn't give a fuck, you would've ignored us all. But you didn't, so you do give a fuck about us whether you want to admit it or deny it.
 
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Mary Lee Walsh said:
Skylar! Oh Skylar I'm so glad you're back! I wanna tell you that I'dddd fuck the shit outta you!

And no I'm not the woman in my Avatar. I'm a guy who wants to bend you over a fucking table

While I'm fucking you I want you to call me father
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You can only do it in the missionary position and without a condom.
 
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DuckSucker said:
Why's self loathing a bad thing? Its brought up often on this site. But I think lots of people are self loathing. It's not a bad thing.
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Being able to make fun of yourself is one thing, but genuinely self-loathing people are usually complete assholes, because they hate everyone else too to cope with it. E.g., Andrew Dobson, Movieblob Chimpman, ADF, John Walker Flynt, and too many other lolcows to list.
 
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@Skylar Ittner , what is your issue with Renee? That was something that cropped up continuously during the meeting between you and the school officer. Perhaps you've already mentioned it here, but I was wondering, what did she do?

Did she reject you? Were you some loveshy, told to fuck off when you made your advances on her?
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
I've been considering it (and had exactly the same thoughts about plausible deniability), but I've decided the more lulzy route is to rent a billboard.
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If you're going that route (ha) then you might want to consider a blimp. You can just fly it right over the college and your ex-fellow classmates can absorb your message without having to ever leave the campus.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
We were calling them out on some BS.


lol, I just got sick of reading all your autistic shitposting for a while.


Because they accused me of scaring people with a laptop webcam, while they had a tape recorder running about a foot away. I wish there was video, the guy with the gavel was pissed that he couldn't use it anymore. He was looking forward to a power trip.


This isn't my first time on the Internet, I know you all will just laugh harder if I try to take you down. It's in the FAQ, lol.



Parents are happily married.



What you're seeing with the email censorship is the college's failed attempt at following FERPA privacy laws.



I realized very early on that I would be expelled no matter what I said. That's really why I made so much noise; I wanted to at least cause them some grief on my way out.



LOL, why would I make a lurk account? I'd just open a Private Browsing window in Firefox, the thread is visible to anyone.



Oh, you mean I dumped in all the dates from emails and shit into a JavaScript timeline widget. Yeah, guess that makes me autistic.



There is an all-faculty email address in Exchange, but I had no access to send to it. I did the next best thing and scraped their online faculty/staff directory. The funny thing is, I think their shitty email server dropped half the messages. More people got the second wave I sent from a VPS.



She knows about this, and has expressed the fact that she doesn't have time for your immaturity.



I read the CAN-SPAM act very closely before sending those emails. Definitely not illegal, and notifying people of events they might be affected by is not harassment.



I was preemptively hardening my origin server against idiotic DoS attempts you might make. In the process I DoS'd it myself, then fixed it until it stayed up. It's a dedicated server with a metric f-ton of bandwidth, but there were some layer 7 attacks that it was susceptible to.



I was homeschooled with courses from an accredited Catholic high school. Trust me, there was a lot of religion.



Most of the scouts are on my side against the college.



I was tired of getting low-effort insults in my inbox, so I decided to make people think a bit more before sending. One person said "(rhymes with spigot)" because they wanted to call me a bigot really badly.



Fight crazy with crazy. It's entertaining to watch their minds short-circuit and implode, if nothing else.



In Catholic culture, telling someone you're praying for them is a sign of goodwill and friendship.



I concur, Walmart tech is total garbage. I saw a gift registry kiosk with the error message "Error: The operation completed successfully." I was able to tell from the dialog border that they finally upgraded from XP, so that's a plus I guess.

I did the credit card thing at a register in Electronics, while talking to an acquaintance who works there. It rebooted in about a minute. He knew what I was doing, the manglement was a different story.

One of the reasons the LP guy cited for kicking me out was that I "turned your phone into a computer". He also accused me of "installing viruses" on demo PCs. I will admit I stuck a Linux USB in one of them, but it was already screwed up and wouldn't work right, and I didn't install anything.



BRB, monetizing it.

And most of those videos are from a 3-credit college class that met for three hours in the evening once a week to watch and make YouTube videos.



No shit, Sherlock. That's why I was filming.
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Holy fuck that text wall.


Hey Skyler, why do you believe in catholicism?
 
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PTNR 2.0 said:
Psychology
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I see. Thank you for the explanation.
AnOminous said:
Being able to make fun of yourself is one thing, but genuinely self-loathing people are usually complete assholes, because they hate everyone else too to cope with it. E.g., Andrew Dobson, Movieblob Chimpman, ADF, John Walker Flynt, and too many other lolcows to list.
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I think I was getting confused because I never perceive their being assholes as hatred, I always thought it was an extreme form of jealousy. Like they arent actually mad but because they arent whatever--attractive, cool, successful, popular, fun to be around, funny, they cant make people happy, theyre unloveable, theyre undesirable, whatever-- they act like they never wanted it anyway, or something.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
I don't give a fuck about some shitty forum mainly comprised of lonely basement-dwelling losers who release their sexual frustration by making fun of others. I outgrew 4chan, ED, and forums like this years ago. You are all so immature I almost feel physical pain reading your inane, half-baked comments. If you're over 20 and spend a lot of time here, you have more issues than I do. You just haven't realized it yet.
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Not an ounce of self-awareness here.

Ranting like this is a big reason why you got expelled, kid. Not your religious beliefs. Not your stance on homosexuality, which is just your way of keeping yourself in the back of that closet a little while longer.
 
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