Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

[k1level]

Clarification: I don't give a fuck about some shitty forum mainly comprised of lonely basement-dwelling losers who release their sexual frustration by making fun of others. I outgrew 4chan, ED, and forums like this years ago. You are all so immature I almost feel physical pain reading your inane, half-baked comments. If you're over 20 and spend a lot of time here, you have more issues than I do. You just haven't realized it yet.

your punishment for the posters could have been better if you didn't become belligerent. You may see grabbing something from someones hand as non-violent. But you were engaging in a physical confrontation with school administrators.

You were suspended for this. You violated suspension.

If you would have played ball, you would have a degree right now.

 

[GethN7]

You know, just for smiles, I decided to check out that big bad IP drop and see if Skylar could dox me.

Quite amusingly, based on checking over ten different IP sites and crossreferencing his silly little list, none of the IPs it was claimed were used by me were covered. Further, even if they had been on that list, none of them would have been even close to my actual physical location in the slightest.

Even more funny is that I usually load my browser down with means to spoof my IP to thwart such amateurish nonsense, so people like Skylar would get BS data anyway.

In fact, let me be frank, @Skylar Ittner : I've had far more dedicated autistic assholes working far harder to dox me and they utterly failed, so if this is the best you can do, it's quite pathetic really.

 

[Zim]

Not an ounce of self-awareness here.

Ranting like this is a big reason why you got expelled, kid. Not your religious beliefs. Not your stance on homosexuality, which is just your way of keeping yourself in the back of that closet a little while longer.

He'll come out eventually. They always do. He's got future troon written all over him. In the mean time he just needs to remember to stay stuhraight.

 

[Null]

You guys really suck at doxxing, huh?

@zedkissed60 @Ride

 

[Globe]

Clarification: I don't give a fuck about some shitty forum mainly comprised of lonely basement-dwelling losers who release their sexual frustration by making fun of others.

Putting aside the fact that a better show of indifference would've been to say nothing at all, your use expletives and ad hominem make it pretty clear that you do care, you have not outgrown stuff like this and somebody struck what must be a very sensitive nerve for you.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't give a fuck about some shitty forum mainly comprised of lonely basement-dwelling losers who release their sexual frustration by making fun of others.

Lol, you think we're the only ones here with sexual frustration?

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

Idk, girls love chubby guys with lots of boy scout badges and an inability to control their temper in social situations. I bet he does quite well

 

[AnOminous]

Clarification: I don't give a fuck about some shitty forum mainly comprised of lonely basement-dwelling losers who release their sexual frustration by making fun of others. I outgrew 4chan, ED, and forums like this years ago. You are all so immature I almost feel physical pain reading your inane, half-baked comments. If you're over 20 and spend a lot of time here, you have more issues than I do. You just haven't realized it yet.

Translation:

 

[Herbert Hoover]

Skylar you aren't real good as a Catholic but you'd work real well as a Southern Babtist

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Paying for an anti-gay billboard in red state, only-voted-Democratic-once-in-the-last-50-years Montana is about as edgy and productive as paying for a billboard touting the benefits of anal bleaching in Beverly Hills.

 

[Bungleboy]

Skylar has the makings of a young Franics E. Dec. All he needs is to become even more of a sped

 

[Melkor]

Skylar has the makings of a young Franics E. Dec. All he needs is to become even more of a sped

Just have someone hold him down and record his screams. Traumatizing enough.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I can't even imagine what it's like being in your twenties and never touching bare titty. I'd bet Skyler can describe it, though.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I can't even imagine what it's like being in your twenties and never touching bare titty. I'd bet Skyler can describe it, though.

That's easy, female breasts feel like a bag of sand or rolls of nickels inside a water balloon. Checkmate virgins.

 

[Melkor]

Obviously he touches his mom's titties. Plebs.

 

[HG 400]

You guys really suck at doxxing, huh?

@zedkissed60 @Ride

And twelve hours later they've mapped the human genome and traced his lineage as far back as the migration era.

 

[k1level]

Will @Skylar Ittner ever admit his was at fault at all?

I mean, he claims to have known the liberal nature of the school, raised hell in class with irrelevant arguments, put up posters, poster got taken down, he got caught putting more posters up, throw a fit about it to the point of suspension, violated suspension, and raised hell in the meetings with irrelevant arguments missing his chance to graduate.

At any point could @Skylar Ittner say "I could have handled that differently?"

 

[AnOminous]

Will @Skylar Ittner ever admit his was at fault at all?

I mean, he claims to have known the liberal nature of the school, raised hell in class with irrelevant arguments, put up posters, poster got taken down, he got caught putting more posters up, throw a fit about it to the point of suspension, violated suspension, and raised hell in the meetings with irrelevant arguments missing his chance to graduate.

At any point could @Skylar Ittner say "I could have handled that differently?"

He was egged on by his equally mental case mom.

 

[Melkor]

@Skylar Ittner Is it true that your mother dearest has Downs syndrome?

 

[Danger]

Will @Skylar Ittner ever admit his was at fault at all?

I mean, he claims to have known the liberal nature of the school, raised hell in class with irrelevant arguments, put up posters, poster got taken down, he got caught putting more posters up, throw a fit about it to the point of suspension, violated suspension, and raised hell in the meetings with irrelevant arguments missing his chance to graduate.

At any point could @Skylar Ittner say "I could have handled that differently?"

I don't really think he's capable of that kind of self reflection. From what I got from all this is as long as he thinks he's technically right his methods don't matter. Autism, religious zeal, and unwarranted self importance is one hell of a cocktail.