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[Right To Bear Blarms]

Are we just counting down the minutes until he comes out as a lesbian transwoman?

 

[Ashley]

Are we just counting down the minutes until he comes out as a lesbian transwoman?

A lesbian-identified male most likely.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Any gay couple that sued a church to force them to marry them would lose. It'd probably get summarily dismissed.

 

[AnOminous]

This guy is like MARTIAN Luther

I don't know if that's a typo or on purpose but I like it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I don't know if that's a typo or on purpose but I like it.

The Protestant Reformation was the work of aliens? EGAD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Any gay couple that sued a church to force them to marry them would lose. It'd probably get summarily dismissed.

I wonder if Skylar ever thought that gay people would never want to go to a church that belligerent on their sexuality and not deal with uppity people like Skylar.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I wonder if Skylar ever thought that gay people would never want to go to a church that belligerent on their sexuality and not deal with uppity people like Skylar.

Yes, people tend not to associate with other people who think they're going to hell for being who they are.

 

[Gorgar]

At this rate, he’s eventually going to kill himself.
Why can’t he just calm the fuck down and learn to enjoy life?

This is a po

I don't know if that's a typo or on purpose but I like it.

That was a typo. It was done in a bright bathroom and I was typing that on my phone on low brightness.
I meant to say Martin.

 

[glass_houses]

What I can't quite understand is why Skylar doesn't hook into groups that agree with his little crusade. They're not hugely difficult to find online, although out of necessity there would be strict membership rules and guidelines. There, he could be as much an insufferable prig as he wants to be and probably for the first time in his life he'd have people other than his parents giving a shit about his opinions.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Skylar and Alyssa Coon would be soulmates.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Skylar and Alyssa Coon would be soulmates.

He's like three decades too young for her.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Why can’t he just calm the fuck down and learn to enjoy life?

Do I really need to say it?

Spoiler

:autism:

 

[AnOminous]

What I can't quite understand is why Skylar doesn't hook into groups that agree with his little crusade. They're not hugely difficult to find online, although out of necessity there would be strict membership rules and guidelines. There, he could be as much an insufferable prig as he wants to be and probably for the first time in his life he'd have people other than his parents giving a shit about his opinions.

If they had any rules or guidelines, he's too utterly autistic to get along even with people whose opinions he shares. Soon he would be sperging angrily about some trifling difference and get thrown out because he pissed off someone who ran the thing.

 

[MG 620]

What I can't quite understand is why Skylar doesn't hook into groups that agree with his little crusade.

Probably because he thinks he's special.

And he's right on the money.

 

[PeckingOrder]

Skylar doesn’t seem to have an interest in finding like-minded individuals, it seems he is actively seeking people who disagree with him to school them on how to be a “REAL CHRISTIAN” like him and why they are wrong if they disagree.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Skylar doesn’t seem to have an interest in finding like-minded individuals, it seems he is actively seeking people who disagree with him to school them on how to be a “REAL CHRISTIAN” like him and why they are wrong if they disagree.

It's his ego - he doesn't just want to be right, he wants to lord how righteous he is over other people.

 

[RodgerDodger]

What I can't quite understand is why Skylar doesn't hook into groups that agree with his little crusade. They're not hugely difficult to find online, although out of necessity there would be strict membership rules and guidelines. There, he could be as much an insufferable prig as he wants to be and probably for the first time in his life he'd have people other than his parents giving a shit about his opinions.

Haha! Funny story. Most of those type groups are deeply Evangelical. They hate Catholics almost as much as Gays. Life can be weird that way.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Are we just counting down the minutes until he comes out as a lesbian transwoman?

In case you non Catholics ever wonder where "Pedophile Priests" come from... look at Skylar and extrapolate out. Someday he's going to follow his calling and seek to preach from the pulpit.

 

[Optimus Prime]

In case you non Catholics ever wonder where "Pedophile Priests" come from... look at Skylar and extrapolate out. Someday he's going to follow his calling and seek to preach from the pulpit.

To be fair, that's looking like the only job he'll ever have at this point.

 

[Meowthkip]

I wonder if Skylar ever thought that gay people would never want to go to a church that belligerent on their sexuality and not deal with uppity people like Skylar.

Not even the most desperate top would fuck Skylar.