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To be fair, that's looking like the only job he'll ever have at this point.
Unless he joins one of the weird little Catholic splinter sects, the priesthood would not be an option for him (even if he wanted to go that route, which I doubt he ever has). Even with a shortage of men willing to enter the priesthood, the Catholic Church has, unlike Skylar, actually learned from its past sins, and has made sincere efforts to atone for them and ensure they don't happen again.

But let's play pretend, and look at the viability of Skylar's choosing to enter the priesthood.

First, he'd need a Bachelor's degree. A BA in CS, left uncompleted after being expelled from a Catholic college, isn't going to cut it.

But if he had a BA, his next step would be seminary--where he might actually excel at the book-learning parts of it, and rote memorization, and learning the rituals, because autism.

But to actually become a priest, he'd have to go through extensive counseling to ensure that he really does have a calling, during which his psychological fitness for the role of priest would come under scrutiny, and that's where he'd hit the wall.

Too bad he's Catholic; he'd fit right in among certain strains of Fundamental Evangelical Protestantism, where pastors with his degree of arrogance, hubris, and lack of empathy are as plentiful as fleas on a stray dog.
 
Unless he joins one of the weird little Catholic splinter sects, the priesthood would not be an option for him (even if he wanted to go that route, which I doubt he ever has). Even with a shortage of men willing to enter the priesthood, the Catholic Church has, unlike Skylar, actually learned from its past sins, and has made sincere efforts to atone for them and ensure they don't happen again.

But let's play pretend, and look at the viability of Skylar's choosing to enter the priesthood.

First, he'd need a Bachelor's degree. A BA in CS, left uncompleted after being expelled from a Catholic college, isn't going to cut it.

But if he had a BA, his next step would be seminary--where he might actually excel at the book-learning parts of it, and rote memorization, and learning the rituals, because autism.

But to actually become a priest, he'd have to go through extensive counseling to ensure that he really does have a calling, during which his psychological fitness for the role of priest would come under scrutiny, and that's where he'd hit the wall.

Too bad he's Catholic; he'd fit right in among certain strains of Fundamental Evangelical Protestantism, where pastors with his degree of arrogance, hubris, and lack of empathy are as plentiful as fleas on a stray dog.
He could always become a street preacher. He'll be homeless when his mom dies anyway
 
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15 minutes ago, Skylar claimed to have an IQ over 150. :optimistic::story::optimistic:

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https://www.reddit.com/r/keepcarrollcatholic/comments/75tmat/update/dq2fs5w/
https://archive.is/HJd4M
 
You've done it now! Now he has proof. Super duper most legal PROOF that we are taking screenshots of his posts!

Wait, I quoted you. Oh no! I'm implicated too!



I hope I can work off my legal fees with community service shitposting. *sigh*

Please remove my quote that you posted or I'll have to file a complaint to Null for copyright infringement.

Kind regards.
 
But if he had a BA, his next step would be seminary--where he might actually excel at the book-learning parts of it, and rote memorization, and learning the rituals, because autism.

The problem is his autism completely prevents him from getting along in the very organization he wants to join. As always, he'd tard out on someone higher in the hierarchy and get his ass kicked out.

He should just start his own crazed Catholic splinter sect, and roam around the land in a serial killer van preaching about the evils of the gheys.

At least during the days. Nights he'd spend in furtive visits to gay bars.
 
He made a little edit to the post I shared:

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"You can't make fun of me because I didn't finish college"

Motherfucker you didn't finish college because you tarded the fuck out over gay people, then fought the adminstration who rightfully tossed you the fuck out, then have been on a crusade against them the entire time.

Dumb ass bastards who contribute nothing to society with gender studies bachelor degrees at least can say they finished college - you can't.
 
"You can't make fun of me because I didn't finish college"

Motherfucker you didn't finish college because you tarded the fuck out over gay people, then fought the adminstration who rightfully tossed you the fuck out, then have been on a crusade against them the entire time.

Dumb ass bastards who contribute nothing to society with gender studies bachelor degrees at least can say they finished college - you can't.

His going full REEEtard and getting kicked out in his final semester will never cease to amuse me. I mean, holy shit--that's just golden. Even Iconoclast/Jonathan Sweet managed to graduate before getting fired from the student paper for plagiarism, and he's one of the most epic losers I've seen here.
 
Skylar has this compulsion to stirr in shit or to poke wasp nests. I wonder if he really wants to save gay people from hell or if he is on a powertrip.



May I ask who this is?
It's absolutely a power trip. He fixates on homosexuals ecause it's one of the very last taboos, it's backed by centuries of church history and tradition, and to his mind blowing 150 IQ, it's seemingly very easy to fix. For anti abortion or contraceptive campaigns, he'd have to have both a grip on statistics and be hooked into ultra conservative groups that, gasp, might not be Catholic. Anti paedophilia crusader, he'd need some incredibly brilliant social abilities to advocate without ending up being pitched out the back door and told not to come back. Trying to get rid of the nightly smut that's on TV, good luck with that.

All in all, gays are seemingly a sure target for him. Unfortunately for him and fortunately for us, he's too much of a retard to realise that he's retarded.
 
It's absolutely a power trip. He fixates on homosexuals ecause it's one of the very last taboos, it's backed by centuries of church history and tradition, and to his mind blowing 150 IQ, it's seemingly very easy to fix. For anti abortion or contraceptive campaigns, he'd have to have both a grip on statistics and be hooked into ultra conservative groups that, gasp, might not be Catholic. Anti paedophilia crusader, he'd need some incredibly brilliant social abilities to advocate without ending up being pitched out the back door and told not to come back. Trying to get rid of the nightly smut that's on TV, good luck with that.

All in all, gays are seemingly a sure target for him. Unfortunately for him and fortunately for us, he's too much of an exceptional individual to realise that he's exceptional.

It all makes senses what you write. As previously stated, his 150 iq is useless. People who have high intelligence in their field (like Jim Morrison or bach in musics, Patton in military strategy or David Fincher in directing) usually dont waste their time argumenting which could be used to be productive. I dont know why but I bet skylar has a cold, limp and wet handshake.
 
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