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Blue Jerkop said:
Wow, brilliant. Apparently people with $5,000 to piss away for no reason don't know how to google "build computer for dummies."
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I'm actually impressed. How long did it take you to find that? I didn't even know that was on the Internet (which is a first in this thread, iirc).

By the way, that was a hour-long class for middle schoolers. There were a couple kids per session who knew about building PCs, but they had never done it before.

I'm going to rate that find 3/10, because it caught me by surprise but there are no lulz to be had.

neural said:
Skylar here is what I would like to call a 'very voluntary lolcow'
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As far as I'm concerned, this site can't really do any more damage to me (not that it did much to begin with). At this point, it's fascinating to see how far you people will go to get some measure of lulz from my life.

The other reason I haven't left for good yet is because the last time I tried, Fancy Bear guessed my password. On that note, if anyone wants to give me another free security audit, I think I'll pass this time. I'm hosting new stuff at 104.131.9.130 and 204.12.207.18.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
As far as I'm concerned, this site can't really do any more damage to me (not that it did much to begin with). At this point, it's fascinating to see how far you people will go to get some measure of lulz from my life.

The other reason I haven't left for good yet is because the last time I tried, Fancy Bear guessed my password. On that note, if anyone wants to give me another free security audit, I think I'll pass this time. I'm hosting new stuff at 104.131.9.130 and 204.12.207.18.
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This shows that you still don't understand your situation or this site. Nobody here is causing damage to you except yourself.

We weren't the ones who insisted on plastering posters all over a college you were gonna be done with in a single semester, you did.

We weren't the ones to consult ~50 lawyers on your behalf instead of moving on with our lives, you did.

We weren't the ones who sperged about your case on reddit, and scoffed at the redditor's genuine feedback, you did.

We weren't the ones who decided to arrogantly challenge an internationally known group of hackers, you did*.

Whatever other exceptional shit that I forgot to include, we didn't do it, you did.


The damage has already been done by your own hand, we're just laughing while you're trying to douse the flames, that's all. Hell, your thread was on the verge of being forgotten if you had just kept your head low for a while longer. Also, what length are we going to here? You haven't even changed your reddit account, you make it sound like some poster here hacked you or something!

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* And don't delude yourself into thinking Fancy Bear merely guessed your password, that's like saying your face was coincidentally in the path of the bully's fist. Is it really guessing when you are using your own name in your password? More like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
As far as I'm concerned, this site can't really do any more damage to me (not that it did much to begin with). At this point, it's fascinating to see how far you people will go to get some measure of lulz from my life.

The other reason I haven't left for good yet is because the last time I tried, Fancy Bear guessed my password. On that note, if anyone wants to give me another free security audit, I think I'll pass this time. I'm hosting new stuff at 104.131.9.130 and 204.12.207.18.
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He’s baaaaaaack! *blows into a party favor*
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
As far as I'm concerned, this site can't really do any more damage to me (not that it did much to begin with). At this point, it's fascinating to see how far you people will go to get some measure of lulz from my life.

The other reason I haven't left for good yet is because the last time I tried, Fancy Bear guessed my password. On that note, if anyone wants to give me another free security audit, I think I'll pass this time. I'm hosting new stuff at 104.131.9.130 and 204.12.207.18.
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Since you're here, maybe fill us in on something we don't know - what in hell do you intend to do for a living? You have no college degree, have no chance of getting a degree, you are STILL listed at several anti-virus companies as a malware distributor, and your opinion about God and shit alienates everybody.

Mommy and Daddy won't always be there for you.
 
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I'm open to correction, but I don't recall anyone sharing this before (and my attempts to check yielded nothing): apparently our friend Skylar lives in filth.

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http://shivankaul.com/blog/2016/12/07/clean-your-desk-yet-another-amazon-interview-experience.html
https://archive.is/STpee
 
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Spawn said:
Yo people do realize team fancy bear is a hacking group that has ties to russian military intelligence right?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fancy_Bear

Guys if i were you i wouldnt fuck with this bear lest you want Langley and fort mead up our collective asses. You guys here may think yourselves some hot shits but this bear is the real deal. Heed this warning whatever you do dont fuck with this guy or get on his bad side he will fucking destroy you.
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Yes, people know exactly who @Fancy Bear is. We don't fuck with the bear. The bear fucks with the deserving.
 
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