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LaVey stole all of that from Ragnar Redbeard. Still cool though.
Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
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Shouldn't his recent lolDMCA be included in his OP? As well as him being absolutely mauled by Fancy Bear?
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He's still sperging about being kicked out of college in comment threads with little or no relevancy to that:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/comments/7ejous/a_retraction_on_bishop_barron/
https://archive.is/TN9vS
Nobody has recognized him and called him out there yet, but if that happens I could see him being the subject of yet another r/quityourbullshit thread that blows up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/comments/7ejous/a_retraction_on_bishop_barron/
https://archive.is/TN9vS
Nobody has recognized him and called him out there yet, but if that happens I could see him being the subject of yet another r/quityourbullshit thread that blows up.
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But can he play a calliope like LaVey?
Like coding, Skylar would probably be shitty at playing instruments.
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"The school's 'gay-straight' club had secret meetings about me"
"When I asked people why my posters were homophobic, they were speechless" - yeah, about how you could be so fucking dumb as to even need an answer, since you obviously know they were.
Jesus, the ego on this dipshit even after the fact. With some classic paranoia conspiracy theorizing thrown into the mix as well about how the gays are literally scheming against him on school grounds.
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One girl who expressed discomfort with Skylar's posters to school officials was apparently nervous and inarticulate at a meeting when Skylar aggressively grilled her (presumably simply because she wasn't used to that kind of confrontation), and ever since Skylar has repeatedly used this to shout "NOBODY EVEN HAD ANY ARGUMENTS AGAINST ME!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
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He brings shame to the rank of Eagle Scout.
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Lol someone make T-shirt’s of his reddit posts. Let’s turn a profit
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This kid is going to be one of those schizophrenics with a timecube-style website when he grows up
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I doubt Skyler takes everything in the bible literally. You all just know he beats it to something freaky and almost certainly homoerotic.
Wow, brilliant. Apparently people with $5,000 to piss away for no reason don't know how to google "build computer for dummies."
Personally I'd take the "cow tipping improv comedy" over that.
Wow, brilliant. Apparently people with $5,000 to piss away for no reason don't know how to google "build computer for dummies."
Personally I'd take the "cow tipping improv comedy" over that.
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Skylar is one breakdown away from becoming Terry A. Davis (with nearly none of the Terry's talent or skill).
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He's more of a Barneyfag to me, what with the sheer futility of his obsession and how hard he sticks to it
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Skylar doesn't strike me as the Terry kind. Terry's legitimately brilliant, he just has a mental disorder that makes him who he is. You can blame his illness on all his misdeeds and it's totally excusable.
Skylar, on the other hand, has the mental facilities to understand that he can do wrong. He just never uses them, and instead insists on acting holier than thou to protect his fragile psyche. He's not going to do something brilliant, and never will, because in order to do something brilliant you must understand that you are imperfect and can improve yourself, which is something Skylar here has never been told from mommy dearest. In Skylar's broken mind, he is perfect, and does not need improving. He can go the rest of his life making fidget spinner apps and still be better than you because he's Skylar and you're not.
He'll probably keep up this charade of being worth anything in painfully oversaturated markets like the Play Store until he's 40 and realizes he isn't getting anywhere. After that he might have a psychotic break, maybe become a tranny or something. He won't stop trying to penetrate oversaturated markets, however. That would involve coming to terms with his imperfections, and that isn't in the cards for him.
Skylar, on the other hand, has the mental facilities to understand that he can do wrong. He just never uses them, and instead insists on acting holier than thou to protect his fragile psyche. He's not going to do something brilliant, and never will, because in order to do something brilliant you must understand that you are imperfect and can improve yourself, which is something Skylar here has never been told from mommy dearest. In Skylar's broken mind, he is perfect, and does not need improving. He can go the rest of his life making fidget spinner apps and still be better than you because he's Skylar and you're not.
He'll probably keep up this charade of being worth anything in painfully oversaturated markets like the Play Store until he's 40 and realizes he isn't getting anywhere. After that he might have a psychotic break, maybe become a tranny or something. He won't stop trying to penetrate oversaturated markets, however. That would involve coming to terms with his imperfections, and that isn't in the cards for him.
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I can definitely see Skylar becoming an incel or something of that nature, given his holier than thou attitude and his entitlement issues. Or he'll become another Vordrak with his inability to accept defeat, or that he's imperfect (like any other person is). He's far more like Sam/Vordrak than he could possibly imagine at this point, even down to him flushing his life/career down the drain with his pointless crusades and campaigns of harassment.
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Skylar has a wealth of negative traits but I don't think he's an incel for two reasons.
Firstly incels love to sperg online about how much they want pussy and despite an extensive internet footprint I don't think I've ever seen Skylar mention women in his postings.
Secondly Skylar is a hardcore Orthodox Catholic fundy and those types consider sex before marriage to be morally abhorrent and usually despise sex obsessed people like incels as degenerates. (which is fair since they are)
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I've said it before, but the lolcow that is most analogous to an older version of Skylar is Jonathan Sweet.
Sweet is a 42 year old man who was fired from being a college newspaper editor 20 years ago for being a creepy weirdo, and has held an obsessive grudge about this, been convinced there was a conspiracy against him, and wanted to be reinstated ever since, long after everyone else involved has forgotten about him and that incident. He never had a proper career, and ever since being fired he has lived with his mom while pretending to be an author and artist. He is convinced that his life was ruined and that he was persecuted for his political beliefs.
Skylar was kicked out of college for being a creepy weirdo, holds an obsessive grudge about it, is convinced there was a conspiracy against him, and wants to be reinstated, while everyone at Carroll has moved on. He doesn't have a proper job, and since being kicked out of college he has lived with his mom and pretended to be a software developer. He is convinced that his life was ruined and that he was persecuted for his religious beliefs.
Sweet is a 42 year old man who was fired from being a college newspaper editor 20 years ago for being a creepy weirdo, and has held an obsessive grudge about this, been convinced there was a conspiracy against him, and wanted to be reinstated ever since, long after everyone else involved has forgotten about him and that incident. He never had a proper career, and ever since being fired he has lived with his mom while pretending to be an author and artist. He is convinced that his life was ruined and that he was persecuted for his political beliefs.
Skylar was kicked out of college for being a creepy weirdo, holds an obsessive grudge about it, is convinced there was a conspiracy against him, and wants to be reinstated, while everyone at Carroll has moved on. He doesn't have a proper job, and since being kicked out of college he has lived with his mom and pretended to be a software developer. He is convinced that his life was ruined and that he was persecuted for his religious beliefs.
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He got himself expelled from his school, tried to litigate but got turned away by every attorney he went to because he blatantly had no case, made a spectacle of himself on reddit, then here on the farms and ended up getting publicly humiliated by Fancy Bear, yet he still comes back for empty legal threats.
Say what you want, but for a person of at least average intelligence, this is some impressive commitment to never learning from your mistakes.
Say what you want, but for a person of at least average intelligence, this is some impressive commitment to never learning from your mistakes.
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This is why I love Skylar and Iconoclast as cows. Contrary to a lot of people here, I don't think that either of them are "stupid" in a broad sense. They both demonstrate above-average verbal intelligence at least (Skylar's inability to understand the DMCA requirements notwithstanding) and seem to be mathematically competent, but they are socially exceptional and completely lack common sense in normal, daily activities (e.g. everything about how Skylar dealt with the Carroll administration, Sweet inexplicably getting lost in a hospital for 8 hours, etc). IMO that's way funnier that cows that are just straight up intellectually disabled, because these guys have the capability of knowing better and acting better but they choose to be lolcows, and because their amazingly dumb actions are a hilarious contrast with them being able to articulate themselves reasonably intelligently.
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There's no mistaking lolcows like Skylar as being more book-smarts than street-smarts. That is, if lolcows could actually read books.
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He's the kind of idiot who would be called a barrack-room lawyer in the armed forces, because he has read some shit in a manual that he doesn't quite understand, and doesn't get the primary rule that if you fuck with a superior officer, you're getting stomped, and that's just how it works. You don't go to a Catholic school and buck the hierarchy, because you and your opinion don't mean shit.