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[Anonymus Fluhre]

So the only porn Skylar is against is "hardcore rape pornography"...Interesting. Does that mean he like's bestiality? I'm sure someone like Tommy could help him with that.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

So the only porn Skylar is against is "hardcore rape pornography"...Interesting. Does that mean he like's bestiality? I'm sure someone like Tommy could help him with that.

He's also apparently OK with dudes banging other dudes in the butt porn as long as it's consensual.

We all knew that, though.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's also apparently OK with dudes banging other dudes in the butt porn as long as it's consensual.

We all knew that, though.

Well as long as they're black or Indian.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Skylar move to Mexico you'll fucking love it there dude. They hate the gays and love Jesus and will be super nice to you and give you a name like gringo. It is an ancient Spanish word for "tech guy"

 

[Echs Why Zed]

Skylar move to Mexico you'll fucking love it there dude. They hate the gays and love Jesus and will be super nice to you and give you a name like gringo. It is an ancient Spanish word for "tech guy"

Maricón is a more fitting name for him, and that's Spanish for "devout Catholic".

 

[RodgerDodger]

So the only porn Skylar is against is "hardcore rape pornography"...Interesting. Does that mean he like's bestiality? I'm sure someone like Tommy could help him with that.

Whether or not it's "Beastiality" will depend on which type of Pokemon is involved. Does MLP Porn count as Beastiality? See why it's important for Skylay here to leave these little loopholes unexplored too deeply.

 

[Ashley]

Skylar decided to sperg out about ads:

https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/co..._something_like_this_ad_is/ds0m2bk/?context=3
http://archive.is/TCiOb

https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/co..._something_like_this_ad_is/ds0j7le/?context=3
http://archive.is/wIVXg

Looks like the guy really broke him at the end.

Skylar ranting about transgender shit, falling back on the argument he lost regarding suicide a week ago, because he's still dwelling on it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SocialJust...h/im_a_nonbinary_10yearold/drvybon/?context=3
http://archive.is/blxZY

It won't be long before this obsession becomes as fanatical as his one with the gays; and we all know how both of those are going to end. Which pronouns do you think he'll start with?

Speaking of, OPL got into a lengthy debate over that bakery denying that wedding cake, not surprisingly:

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comme...fine_for_bakery_owners_who/drweqg1/?context=3
http://archive.is/x7QYv

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comme...fine_for_bakery_owners_who/drwbhy4/?context=3
http://archive.is/zavZc

Doesn't he get tired of regurgitating the same arguments ad nauseam, day after day?

Go figure that, given his legal expertise and knowledge he doesn't understand the constitution:

So, a billion people cannot be wrong about something. Good to see Skylar's educated in logic and understands what a population fallacy is:

Then again, with logic like this:

How can anyone be surprised?

And lastly, Skylar's magnificent understanding of biology at work again:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/7mhey5/you_had_one_job/druth6j/?context=3
http://archive.is/d82uB

I can see why kindergarten was too difficult for him.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

Good lord, this little bean counter still has too much spare time he can invest in silly slap fights.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Good lord, this little bean counter still has too much spare time he can use to invest in silly slap fights.

Well, since you're college dropout with personality like that, it's not like you'd be working professionally on any decent gig anyway.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He is psychologically incapable of admitting he's wrong. That's a recipe for success as everyone knows.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Well, since you're college dropout with personality like that, and a detailed accounting of both comes up in a basic Google search, t's not like you'd be working professionally on any decent gig anyway.

FTFY.

 

[FatNero]

I miss you Skyler.

 

[PeckingOrder]

What has Skylar even been doing with his life since he got kicked out of college for being a massive sperg? I mean, aside from failing to sue and arguing impotently with strangers on the internet. Does he go out? Has he tried to find a job? Anything productive? Somehow I doubt it.

 

[The Fool]

Does he go out? Has he tried to find a job? Anything productive? Somehow I doubt it.

He would, but when he asks if he can do any of those, mommy always says no.

 

[Cato]

What has Skylar even been doing with his life since he got kicked out of college for being a massive sperg? I mean, aside from failing to sue and arguing impotently with strangers on the internet. Does he go out? Has he tried to find a job? Anything productive? Somehow I doubt it.

He's been pretending to be a software developer and "running" a fake company (including crowdsourcing funds for a video game and getting literally $0 in donations). Pretty close to what Vordrak does.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's been pretending to be a software developer and "running" a fake company (including crowdsourcing funds for a video game and getting literally $0 in donations). Pretty close to what Vordrak does.

One thing he is not is lazy. It takes effort and dedication to ruin your life as completely as he has. I mean, he was such a sperg that a hacker group with ties to Russian military intelligence took time from its normal activities to humiliate him.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

It's been a good year so far for my bank account.

 

[Cato]

It's been a good year so far for my bank account.
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Welcome back. Do elaborate on the story behind that deposit.

 

[dunbrine47]

It's been a good year so far for my bank account.
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Should the boys in blue know about this?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Perhaps one of his relatives found this thread and died of shame before they could write him out of the will.