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Without going into that article's content, I shudder to think what his BA courses in CS taught him about looking stuff up.
Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
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Without going into that article's content, I shudder to think what his BA courses in CS taught him about looking stuff up.
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Apparently nothing.
The level of retardation necessary even to say that is beyond my comprehension. How is it possible to be that stupid?
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It's made funnier in combination with the fact that his reddit history is full of posting on linux subreddits, advocating that people use linux (even when irrelevant to the conversation), and other such linux fanboyism. There are several such posts he made in just the last few days.
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In truth, @Fancy Bear showed up out of the blue some time ago to savagely destroy Skylar (meaning the subject of the thread had been so exceptional that THE RUSSIANS took notice) and then after completely ruining any credibility Skylar had at being some kind of tech wiz, when Skylar wouldn't back down, he leaked some hilarious SMS info that REALLY got Skylar to shut up until recently.
And then the bear went and fucked with that Allen John Jones asshole in Animal Control for good measure.
Fancy Bear also hacked another kiwi user in good faith in their first appearance, gaining access to a few of their off-site accounts but only to prove a point and promised to do nothing further(which all signs point to being the honest truth). In actuality, @Fancy Bear has been totally chill with the farms so we have absolutely no reason to sour relations with them - they came to join in our fun and they have contributed in such an amazing way that they're always welcome here.
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It always makes me laugh whenever a person (and 9/10 times it's a lolcow) unironically uses "lulz"
Takes me back to 2008, man
Skylar, my friend, for a self-professed techie, you really don't know internet shit do you?
Takes me back to 2008, man
Skylar, my friend, for a self-professed techie, you really don't know internet shit do you?
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Correct, you did it all to yourself.
"My name is Skylar Ittner, and this is my story."
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I take it you got better?
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If by somehow you meant due to his :autism: then yes, it makes complete and total sense.
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It doesn't seem to matter what the sub is, if he sees anything about sex, you can guarantee he'll comment about it.
http://archive.is/sIuue
https://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfr...this_really_takes_the_cake/dqewh0e/?context=3
Sounds like Skylar's just jealous of anyone that gets to have sex voluntarily. Tsk tsk.
http://archive.is/sIuue
https://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfr...this_really_takes_the_cake/dqewh0e/?context=3
Sounds like Skylar's just jealous of anyone that gets to have sex voluntarily. Tsk tsk.
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Dude did you get his permission to post that?
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Christ, Skylar was busy this past evening. At this point, I don't think he'll ever learn. Publicly making a fool of himself seems to be his favorite activity. I wonder though, if there's a correlation, between the amount he talks about sexuality and how often he has urges. Hypothesis: Skylar only posts about sex when he's touching his no-no place.
http://archive.is/h156I
https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkH..._with_a_side_of_homophobia/dqiegs0/?context=3
Still, after all this time, he refuses to acknowledge the folly in his actions, despite a myriad of people pointing out his problems ad nauseam.
Skylar's brilliant arguments against the gays, and probably why he's afraid of coming out of the closet:
Skylar is to law as Chris is to art at this point.
Continued here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkH..._with_a_side_of_homophobia/dqie420/?context=3
http://archive.is/egTsP
Oh, and the :autism: cherry on the kiwi flavored cupcake:
Skylar's mind is clearly invested in penises.
Bonus: If we look at the image Skylar posted here, we can see a stunning lack of self-awareness as he describes exactly what he's been doing over Carroll and the Farms.
http://archive.is/h156I
https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkH..._with_a_side_of_homophobia/dqiegs0/?context=3
Still, after all this time, he refuses to acknowledge the folly in his actions, despite a myriad of people pointing out his problems ad nauseam.
Skylar's brilliant arguments against the gays, and probably why he's afraid of coming out of the closet:
Skylar is to law as Chris is to art at this point.
Continued here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkH..._with_a_side_of_homophobia/dqie420/?context=3
http://archive.is/egTsP
Oh, and the :autism: cherry on the kiwi flavored cupcake:
Skylar's mind is clearly invested in penises.
Bonus: If we look at the image Skylar posted here, we can see a stunning lack of self-awareness as he describes exactly what he's been doing over Carroll and the Farms.
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Nothing says "I wanna be spit roasted at a San Francisco bathhouse" more than complaining in great detail about what gay men (he hardly ever mentions lesbians, wonder why) do in their private lives. Now the question is if he prefers men his own age or if he prefers children. If it's the latter, then the creepy playground pictures and his interest in boy scouts suddenly make sense :horrifying:
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Pokémon gets him going about sex. And this isn’t the first time we have encountered this particular predilection in ol’ Skylar. Add to that his clear preference for the company of young boys that he just can’t seem to let go of... yeah there’s some worrying stuff there. Like an upcoming lolcows crossing seems likely to be Skylar, Dan Olson and Kurt Eichenwald.
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I love how Skylar doesn't realize that Marshmallow agrees with him about the Catholic Church not recognizing gay marriage.Christ, Skylar was busy this past evening. At this point, I don't think he'll ever learn. Publicly making a fool of himself seems to be his favorite activity. I wonder though, if there's a correlation, between the amount he talks about sexuality and how often he has urges. Hypothesis: Skylar only posts about sex when he's touching his no-no place.
http://archive.is/h156I
https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkH..._with_a_side_of_homophobia/dqiegs0/?context=3
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Skylar's justification for being homeschooled:
It's not difficult to score high on those tests (especially if you frequently guess, as most kids do). I remember them, and practically everyone in my 5th grade class had "12th grade+ reading levels". But then again, to someone like Skylar, I'm sure assumed basic understandings of children's books makes him a genius (much akin to how he views computer science), which dispels his notions against the late academic start purported by his teacher. I'd really like it if someone interviewed his old kindergarten teacher. I bet he was removed because he was a belligerent narcissist even back then.
Skylar crying over his beliefs being mocked:
http://archive.is/yI1xx
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comme...oblem_and_thereby_screwing/dqrlcpm/?context=3
While sanctimoniousnessly doing the same thing:
Basically, what's happening here is, Skylar is compelled by his :autism: to reply when he sees something he disagrees with (hence why his reddit account is filled to the brim with pointless arguments about LGBT issues), because contrary beliefs/opinions on the internet deeply offend his fragile psyche. Yet, at no point does he consider that he may be guilty of those things, and that the inverse can easily be applied to him. Not only this, but like his obsession with the gays, it seems his transgender fixation is slowly leaking out, as further evidenced by earlier posts. If anything, it sounds as though he's trying to convince himself rather anyone else, perhaps to avoid his dysphoria and desire for cock (i.e. if he can't become a woman, then his only option would to be gay, which he's ordained wrong out of self-abasement).
Bonus: Skylar's guide to create a steam cleaner as efficient as his tech van:
http://archive.is/aXeWE
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/7h4q9s/oiling_a_wooden_floor/dqol01v/?context=3
It's not difficult to score high on those tests (especially if you frequently guess, as most kids do). I remember them, and practically everyone in my 5th grade class had "12th grade+ reading levels". But then again, to someone like Skylar, I'm sure assumed basic understandings of children's books makes him a genius (much akin to how he views computer science), which dispels his notions against the late academic start purported by his teacher. I'd really like it if someone interviewed his old kindergarten teacher. I bet he was removed because he was a belligerent narcissist even back then.
Skylar crying over his beliefs being mocked:
http://archive.is/yI1xx
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comme...oblem_and_thereby_screwing/dqrlcpm/?context=3
While sanctimoniousnessly doing the same thing:
Basically, what's happening here is, Skylar is compelled by his :autism: to reply when he sees something he disagrees with (hence why his reddit account is filled to the brim with pointless arguments about LGBT issues), because contrary beliefs/opinions on the internet deeply offend his fragile psyche. Yet, at no point does he consider that he may be guilty of those things, and that the inverse can easily be applied to him. Not only this, but like his obsession with the gays, it seems his transgender fixation is slowly leaking out, as further evidenced by earlier posts. If anything, it sounds as though he's trying to convince himself rather anyone else, perhaps to avoid his dysphoria and desire for cock (i.e. if he can't become a woman, then his only option would to be gay, which he's ordained wrong out of self-abasement).
Bonus: Skylar's guide to create a steam cleaner as efficient as his tech van:
http://archive.is/aXeWE
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/7h4q9s/oiling_a_wooden_floor/dqol01v/?context=3
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That's it. I've had it. I'm tired of people (Skylar) holding up the Catholic Church as some exemplar of morality. We'd be making fun of the people on Ganymede right now if the church hadn't halted scientific progress for about 800 years. They were absolutely brutal to anyone who challenged their authority (the Inquisition). And let's not forget the sex abuse scandal or Mother Theresa. She withheld pain meds to people who were dying because she thought suffering brought you closer to god.
And I laugh at people who think the Supreme Court overstepped its bounds with the marriage equality ruling. Minority rights in a constitutional republic are not supposed to be at the whim of the majority.
And I laugh at people who think the Supreme Court overstepped its bounds with the marriage equality ruling. Minority rights in a constitutional republic are not supposed to be at the whim of the majority.
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Anyone who is still angry at their kindergarten teacher is a faggot and a retard.
What is it about lolcows and these insanely long grudges?
I don't even remember my kindergarten teacher as anything other than a foggy adult figure like in Peanuts animations making honking adult noises.
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I had a similar experience in pre-school, only the opposite (Teacher discovered on the 1st day that I was already reading words and numbers, and wanted me to skip straight to grade school, parents wanted me to stay and learn to socialize with others, cause I already skipped kindergarten).Skylar's justification for being homeschooled:
It's not difficult to score high on those tests (especially if you frequently guess, as most kids do). I remember them, and practically everyone in my 5th grade class had "12th grade+ reading levels". But then again, to someone like Skylar, I'm sure assumed basic understandings of children's books makes him a genius (much akin to how he views computer science), which dispels his notions against the late academic start purported by his teacher. I'd really like it if someone interviewed his old kindergarten teacher. I bet he was removed because he was a belligerent narcissist even back then.
From what I can tell, I think this teacher was trying to do him a favor and help this asshole learn basic socialization skills, which if his thread's presence here is any indication, has failed utterly & completely.
Skylar strikes me as the kind of person who built his whole identity and self-esteem around being smarter than those around him, which drives him to keep getting into inane arguments with the assumption that he is smarter than the opposition, and thus needs to 'win' to prove his smarts to others and gain their respect. All while failing to see that his raw intellect is being wasted on inane internet bullshit to begin with.