Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

My "Bitcoin suspension" was a glitch and Stripe didn't even know why it was happening. I was setting up a new website (dontsell.me) with Stripe, and it decided to disable Bitcoin for some reason, despite the fact I had never used it yet.

Just looked up that site - I do applaud the fact you think you can provide cloud services but we've seen how you build server racks. Out of wood. Plus, you can't even prove this is being successful because you can't post any hard numbers.

Fancy Bear guessed the password for my web server. That barely counts as hacking, it was a shitty password. I deserved to be hacked with that password. Also, I sold a small amount of Bitcoin because I wanted to buy something with it. I'm still HODLing the rest. BTW, there are several months between Fancy Bear hacking me and my sale of Bitcoin, so you're a little bit :late:.

@Fancy Bear , you have been challenged by the dimwit.

Oh, and a word of advice: if you people are going to critique me, try some reading comprehension. The insults will sting a lot more if they are based on the shit I actually say.

"I like Skylar Ittner so much that I wish he would go to heaven!"

...yeah, wishing death on you with your own words isn't exactly rolling off the tongue there.

Most of the comments I see on here make no sense with full context. Some basic research would also help, you all sound like you're getting your tech info from an extra-shitty CSI script.

You're right, maybe we should get out tech information from somebody with a degree in computer technology.

So, I looked through Fancy Bear's posts, and I couldn't find any indication that they have my private keys. It doesn't matter anyways, I've moved my Bitcoin to a shiny new wallet, just in case.

You dense motherfucker.

We tracked down your family's financial information when all you did was post that $22k figure. What in God's name makes you think that something isn't going to happen by you flippantly exposing that you, some dipshit fundamentalist script kiddie who can't write security for beans, has "well-protected" their bitcoin investment?

And for what? Just to gloat on a semi-obscure site to people who openly mock everybody ever? You can't win this fight you dipshit, you lost the second you got your ass booted from Carrol because you couldn't shut up about gays and how your self-righteousness wasn't seen as the word of God. Nothing you do from this point on will change the fact you flushed your degree right down the shitter when it was within grasp because you thought the homosexuals were plotting against you.
 
So, I looked through Fancy Bear's posts, and I couldn't find any indication that they have my private keys. It doesn't matter anyways, I've moved my Bitcoin to a shiny new wallet, just in case.

LOL I take it you're dumb enough to keep your currency in a digital wallet that has access to the internet despite what's going on right now.
 
Every time I see this thread updated all I can think is:
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He's so happy and superior about the hole he's digging himself into for no purpose.

I'd say someone should shake him violently to snap him out of it but maybe that's what caused the problem when he was younger.
 
My "Bitcoin suspension" was a glitch and Stripe didn't even know why it was happening. I was setting up a new website (dontsell.me) with Stripe, and it decided to disable Bitcoin for some reason, despite the fact I had never used it yet. This email was sent back in August:



I guess they don't have the best customer service, seeing as that was the last I heard from them until they stopped supporting Bitcoin for everyone else too.



Fancy Bear guessed the password for my web server. That barely counts as hacking, it was a shitty password. I deserved to be hacked with that password. Also, I sold a small amount of Bitcoin because I wanted to buy something with it. I'm still HODLing the rest. BTW, there are several months between Fancy Bear hacking me and my sale of Bitcoin, so you're a little bit :late:.



Oh, and a word of advice: if you people are going to critique me, try some reading comprehension. The insults will sting a lot more if they are based on the shit I actually say. Most of the comments I see on here make no sense with full context. Some basic research would also help, you all sound like you're getting your tech info from an extra-shitty CSI script.
Would you care to elaborate on the poison gas claim? Because that seems like something you just made up (or at least embellished in your favor).
 
Yep, @Fancy Bear just got lucky and guessed your password. They don't do this sort of thing extensively, or anything. It was just a lucky guess.

When arrogance is so great that is obfuscates reality, it's pretty fucking hopeless.
As far as we know, he had a weak password and Fancy Bear brute forced it.
 
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Jesus himself said that looking upon a woman you're not married to with lust in your heart is adultery. Since Skylar is America's Best Catholic, I'm certain he has no such filth on his computer.

I'm not sure that he's attracted to women. I'm not sure that he's attracted to men either. If he's genuinely not a paedophile and the weird shit he does around kids is purely because he's a dipshit with zero personal skills and so incomprehensibly arrogant that he'd argue with the fucking Pope over the ten commandments, then he'd be undoubtedly some type of fetishist.

While asexuality is a very real thing, Skylar is the type who'd have a terabyte of photographs and clips of women's shoes across four or five well hidden external hard drives, not because he's an altocalciphile or anything like that, he just really likes looking at shoes because he appreciates how much work and design goes into making them.
 
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