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[Cato]

Skylar sperging out about transgenders again... He even mentions the Farms!

Thanks for saving us the effort of having to go through your reddit history, screenshot and share here. Much appreciated.

 

[NQ 952]

Skylar sperging out about transgenders again... He even mentions the Farms!

Screenshotting yourself has to be the loneliest thing I think I've ever seen.

 

[AnOminous]

Skylar sperging out about transgenders again... He even mentions the Farms!

Quit whoring for attention. Still you're more or less right on this one.

 

[Done]

Skylar sperging out about transgenders again... He even mentions the Farms!

 

[dunbrine47]

Skylar sperging out about transgenders again... He even mentions the Farms!

Getting meta on us eh?

 

[NQ 952]

we need a sad rating that's just Skylar's face now.

 

[Bryan Magee]

we need a sad rating that's just Skylar's face now.

Are you sure he's even capable of sadness? Seems like denial is all he's capable of, that and :autism:.

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of fucked up parent names their offspring any variant of "Skylar?"

 

[Cato]

What kind of fucked up parent names their offspring any variant of "Skylar?"

It annoys me that this thread keeps popping up in my browser history whenever I start trying to look up material relating to a pornstar with Skylar in her stage name in my URL bar. Kind of kills the mood.

 

[Done]

What kind of fucked up parent names their offspring any variant of "Skylar?"

The kind that goes to berate a fucking college board because they reprimanded her son for being an autistic tool.

It annoys me that this thread keeps popping up in my browser history whenever I start trying to look up material relating to a pornstar with Skylar in her stage name in my URL bar. Kind of kills the mood.

Heh, Skylar's doing God's work for once in his pathetic life.

 

[DrJonesHat]

@Skylar Ittner, DrJonesHat doesn't like it when people refer to themselves in the third person. He finds it triggering. Please refrain from doing so in the future.

 

[Coconut Gun]

When will this thread get the tag changed to sadcow?

 

[Billy_Sama]

Looks like Skylar's autism on phase Autism II.

 

[glass_houses]

When will this thread get the tag changed to sadcow?

It won't. A sadcow is someone you feel sorry for, someone whose background and foreground is so messed up that you find yourself thinking, "Well, no wonder s/he has ended up here." Skylar has never been abused. He had every opportunity to learn enough about the world that he could be at least moderately functional. He pissed on people who offered him a career and a future for free, and is so mind blowing arrogant and narcissistic that he keeps doing the same stupid shit over and over again in the bizarre conviction that this time, this time is going to be different and that the morons who keep calling him out will finally realise how smart he is and stupid they are, and will dribble sexual fluids at his very name.

 

[AprilRains]

How sure are we that that was Skylar? He did just dis Fancy Bear...

...nah, it's probably Skylar.

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

Awww, how adorable. Our little Skylar’s trying a new playbook. I’d almost be impressed............if it wasn’t Skylar.

 

[Trombonista]

@Skylar Ittner

Trans woman= MTF (male-to-female)
Trans man= FTM (female-to-male)
Troon= Attention whore/fetishist/autist pretending to be or mistakenly thinking they are transgender
You= Not as smart as you think you are

 

[RodgerDodger]

How sure are we that that was Skylar? He did just dis Fancy Bear...

...nah, it's probably Skylar.

Fancy Bear spells better and uses better grammar.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Skylar sperging out about transgenders again... He even mentions the Farms!

So I walked into this thread, see this, and immediately think of:

Does this mean Skylar is beginning the transformation/mutation into a hideous ghoul, marries a man who is rich but perpetually screaming (and a history of spousal abuse even outside of wedlock), murders their own dog to get at online detractors, and never learns how to drive a motorcycle?

What kind of fucked up parent names their offspring any variant of "Skylar?"

The same that thinks merely popcorn is suitable for dinner.

I mean, that's dinner for bulimic people.

 

[AprilRains]

The same that thinks merely popcorn is suitable for dinner.

I mean, that's dinner for bulimic people.

Anorexic, I'd think. Bulimics favor spaghetti dinners followed by ipecac Pilates.