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[Meowthkip]

While engaging in the same old tired arguments about how he's supposedly not a homophobe, Skylar admits to gilding his own comments on reddit: View attachment 437393

Skylar believes that yoga is some sort of Pagan or Satanic ritual, apparently: View attachment 437404

Skylar continues to play space lawyer and reiterate his belief that if you are alleged to have violated any laws, rules or (in this case) zoning ordinances, you can just cry "autism" and authorities can't touch you because "discrimination": View attachment 437410

Did Jesus ever say anything about not being an insufferable cunt?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Yes, in fact. Jesus did say that when you pray, don't make a public spectacle out of it, and don't be a self-righteous cunt about it. He was pretty emphatic.

 

[gobbogobb]

When you get down to it, that's the golden rule in a nutshell.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

"And Jesus spoke unto his disciples and spaketh thusly: 'Don't be dicks, guys. Seriously. K?' "

 

[Marvin]

lol I have checked many dictionaries, and you have checked none!

Skylar continues to play space lawyer and reiterate his belief that if you are alleged to have violated any laws, rules or (in this case) zoning ordinances, you can just cry "autism" and authorities can't touch you because "discrimination":

Comments like these are pretty benign (if slightly dumb) so if you just read them on their own, they wouldn't stick out individually.

It's just that when you know Skylar's background, that you start to see a pattern of retardation. Pedantry, wild extrapolations and a boner for technical loopholes (that don't exist because he has a child's understanding of the law) that he thinks would enable him and his fellow autists to run roughshod over society.

Skylar is more autistic than the sum of his parts.

 

[Meowthkip]

Yes, in fact. Jesus did say that when you pray, don't make a public spectacle out of it, and don't be a self-righteous cunt about it. He was pretty emphatic.

When you get down to it, that's the golden rule in a nutshell.

"And Jesus spoke unto his disciples and spaketh thusly: 'Don't be dicks, guys. Seriously. K?' "

Jesus should have said "cunt."

 

[gobbogobb]

Jesus should have said "cunt."

He probably would have if he spoke English tbh

 

[Optimus Prime]

Skylar believes that yoga is some sort of Pagan or Satanic ritual, apparently: View attachment 437404

All this time, Skylar has been one of those people who probably would say pokemon was devil worship...when in reality the TRUE devil worshiping was WII FIT all along!

It's fucking body stretching for crying out loud - though it also says something that Skylar would now presumably see an attractive woman doing yoga and instead of marveling at how good looking she was while doing it, he would immediately break into "DEVIL WORsHIPER!" accusations on the spot.

Skylar is more autistic than the sum of his parts.

Part of it has to be his mother having coddled his ass to the point he's gone through life believing that he legitimately just knows better than anybody - short of Jesus and God. Additionally, somebody had to be responsible for his zealous upbringing in the name of the lord for him to end up like this.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

TBF considering his utter lack of humility I'd say he does think he knows better than Jesus and God.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

TBF considering his utter lack of humility I'd say he does think he knows better than Jesus and God.

Lmao he'd be standing at the pearly gates in front of Peter trying to explain why he should be allowed in and be like
"well ATHCHUALLYYYY"
bitch wouldn't even be welcome in hell

 

[BestUserName]

I don't if this has been posted, but I offered it up anyway.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Maybe it's just because they're all over the news right now, but Skylar's enjoyment of the "marriage is for life, yo, better death than divorce" part of Catholicism -- dare I say salivating over having religiously-backed control over one other human, if not all of them -- reminds me weirdly of incel memes about how their perfect world is going to be. "And femoids will be literally locked into marriages, and..."

 

[Wintermute]

I constantly forget he grew up in a sterile bubble in bumfuck Montana until he says shit like this.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Well, I for one could see Skylar stalking their ex-wife, because "til death do us part"

 

[ES 148]

He takes the most wholesome concepts and fills them with his sticky autism

 

[gobbogobb]

Only way dude's ever getting a bride is through mail order and he can't afford it. No need to worry about him practicing his theories.

 

[Meowthkip]

Only way dude's ever getting a bride is through mail order and he can't afford it. No need to worry about him practicing his theories.

Thank God people don't do arranged marriages over here.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Only way dude's ever getting a bride is through mail order and he can't afford it. No need to worry about him practicing his theories.

He's a closeted homosexual isn't he? So we don't need to worry about him breeding.

 

[Cato]

He's a closeted homosexual isn't he? So we don't need to worry about him breeding.

I think he'd still marry a beard and have unprotected sex leading to children with them if he could find a woman who would go along with that. Because that's what he's "supposed" to do as a good Catholic.

I do hope that doesn't happen, for everyone's sake.

 

[BestUserName]

I don't know how to post a picture from my computer. Could someone help me?