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TurdFondler said:
The 24 hour delivery time is absolutely retarded in an age where everything is instant. Who wants a birthday or wedding telegram a day late?
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It's not just that you have to wait 24 hours, you have to pay $15 and wait 24 hours when there are free/much cheaper instant options. I'm sure some people will buy the service though since it's "quirky". I do wonder though: Helena has a population of 32,000 and it takes 24 hours to deliver. Would it take even more time to deliver in a place like NYC or Chicago where demand would be much higher? I guess you could hire more people in that scenario, but that would require finding people who would want to work for Skylar.

Also, that receding hairline.
 
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I have to say, this is FAR more than I ever expected from him. A relatively original business idea (in this day and age), he's actually getting out and meeting people, it seems like he's being proactive about not being a colossal faggot. Good on him.
 
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There are around 60k people in Helena, a lot of them just live outside the city limits. And the telegram service seems to have a 24 hour delivery guarantee, not a 24 hour waiting period. It doesn't even seem like the biggest part of his business either if you check the homepage. But what do I know I'm just someone autistic enough to recognize the base64 encoded message he posted with his forum login.
 
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Wow.
Skylar Ittner said:
There are around 60k people in Helena, a lot of them just live outside the city limits. And the telegram service seems to have a 24 hour delivery guarantee, not a 24 hour waiting period. It doesn't even seem like the biggest part of his business either if you check the homepage. But what do I know I'm just someone autistic enough to recognize the base64 encoded message he posted with his forum login.
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Telegrams are definitely autistic. I'd say you make 500 dollars max off this idea.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
There are around 60k people in Helena, a lot of them just live outside the city limits. And the telegram service seems to have a 24 hour delivery guarantee, not a 24 hour waiting period. It doesn't even seem like the biggest part of his business either if you check the homepage. But what do I know I'm just someone autistic enough to recognize the base64 encoded message he posted with his forum login.
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I would like to make an order please.

To: Carroll College, 1601 N Benton Ave, Helena, MT 59625
Message: Keep Carroll Catholic!!!!
 
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TurdFondler said:
So why is he talking about it in third person? It's HIS business.

Certified sped.
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TurdFondler said:
Wait

Is that the for real Skylar responding in third person or just a gimmick account?
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Skylar actually posted his password and two factor secret in this thread last year but everyone was too busy with Chris Chan to care:
AprilRains said:
I imagine it's his KF password, and the email address he used for the account. both base64-encoded. I think the email address is unnecessary; it should be possible to log in with his username, which is known. However, I have not cared enough to test any of that.
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Skylar Ittner said:
Skylar actually posted his password and two factor secret in this thread last year but everyone was too busy with Chris Chan to care:
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Yes, clearly you are some other mysterious person who gives a damn about Skylar Ittner. There are legions of those.

WE KNOW IT IS YOU, SKYLAR, YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT
 
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I mean, like April Rains said, for Skylar here I could see nobody caring about his logins on the KF. He's not really that active of a cow. And I'd guess Null wouldn't like people logging in to POI accounts for shits and giggles either.
 
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