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Looking at the documents @AnOminous provided, I think Skylar is using the public defender. His parents have money. Does this seem unusual to the legal folks here?
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That was at the magistrate level. In the full case before the Lewis and Clark County District Court, he is represented by a Brent William Flowers, probably an expensive lawyer, as he practices before the Montana Supreme Court.
His website is helenalegal.com
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Here’s the official booking photo. I can’t believe the guy is only 28. He’s aged like milk.
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D00d! Seriously!
He's losing hair in front. I guess it's been some years since that Eagle Scout portrait, but still.
The expression makes him look like a Texas death row inmate.
No twink status for you any more, Skylar.
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Ngl, he is as pleasant to the eye as he is in an conversation.
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huge oof. the troon arc draws ever closer.
i really like Skylar as a cow. every time i think he finally disappeared he ends up doing something monumentally stupid and pops up again. is punching police in line with God's values?
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Quick glance I thought ProZD was losing hair. He has that manlet rage going on.
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Looks like AVGN a bit.
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"Color of Law" well color me not surprised.
Has ol' Skyler figured out he is gay yet? (Not that that will help him. He's a rough looking 2
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Standard 1983 language. Since he (or dear old enabling mom more likely) hired a real lawyer, one hopes for his sake that the lawyer has tard wrangling expertise as well and talked some sense (or at least some non-retardation) into him.
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Consider his mother's behavior at his meeting with Carroll College. She'll back his delusions of being wronged. His plights, if you will.
What I'm saying is, that poor bastard of a lawyer will have to wrangle two tards.
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Skylar doesn’t need a lawyer, he’s the smartest boy ever and he did so well at his last school he needs to dump this fool and represent himself.
Might I suggest he challenge jurisdiction and ask if the gold fringe on the flag means he’s in an admiralty court?
You’re a freeman on the land, Skylar, don’t let those fools deprive you of your right to commit battery on law enforcement! Grounds?! Grounds?!
Might I suggest he challenge jurisdiction and ask if the gold fringe on the flag means he’s in an admiralty court?
You’re a freeman on the land, Skylar, don’t let those fools deprive you of your right to commit battery on law enforcement! Grounds?! Grounds?!
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please god make this happen
Sorry for doppleposten, but...
Seven years later, events vindicated this Kiwi.
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I'm gonna have to catch up on this thread but I really hope he actually rode the lightning
Edit: public defender for the initial probably because it's default for anyone who doesn't actually "have a (criminal) attorney" on retainer who will show up
Assault being the only charge kind of surprises me. I would have guessed that Skylar would be the type to catch an assult on leo charge by autistically spazzing out when being trespassed, arrested for disorderly conduct, or something like that.
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He busted the sheriff's lip and got put down by four deputies. It's possible he got the joy buzzer but I'm unsure.
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Ahhh, the Russell Greer Protocol…
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When I saw this thread was back on page one, I thought he had come back to post on this site. This is far more entertaining.