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i feel like we need to have a MadCow tag, cause of mad cow disease and what ever.
Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
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i feel like we need to have a MadCow tag, cause of mad cow disease and what ever.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6h68hr/the_gays_must_go_contraception_must_end_wait_why/
the /r/ drama thread on the incident
him responding to the thread
the /r/ drama thread on the incident
him responding to the thread
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Bless you @Ride.
So the plot thickens! You weren't expelled for the posters, were you @Skylar Ittner? You were expelled because you were creeping on kids.
@Skylar Ittner Lay off the gays. You're a pedo, not a gaylord. Stop projecting on them.
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It would fit with his idiotic misconception that "freedom of speech" extends to being allowed to say whatever he wants on private property and with no repercussions whatsoever, and his completely illegal threats to use physical force while insisting he had a lawful right to do so.
The field of law is particularly susceptible to Dunning-Kruger because it involves common words that most people understand in regular conversation, but idiots don't realize that the same terms have specific meanings in legal contexts. Skylar is a good example of this phenomenon, as are sovcits. He seems to use the same playbook as them so I'm curious as to how far he extends it.
Also, he was homeschooled, which is often a route that sovcit hicks take.
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@Skylar Ittner Do you have a picture of your poster to show us?
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If it was indeed Skylar himself that posted in this thread, I'm happy that he has the honour of being the first cow to chimp out at me.
I'm surprised he hasn't tried threatening anyone over PM yet.
I'm surprised he hasn't tried threatening anyone over PM yet.
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That's a lot of badges. Good job, @Skylar Ittner. Do they give you a badge when the troop leader molests you?
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The /lit/ post has the kid pic he was scolded for! Delightful!
And look at that Shkreli-ass grin. Also delightful!
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Yet being the important word
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I wonder If Skylar likes Bart Simpson and South Park porn. 
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I wonder if people scratching the surface of his sexual compulsions didn't set him off on his poster-hanging purity campaign. "I can't be a deviant", says the pudgy man photographing children from the shrubbery, "I hate gays enough to go on a completely futile campaign against them!"
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@Skylar Ittner, was your autism ever formally diagnosed?
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According to his profile he's been reading the "Take that off the Damn Internet!" forum. Dear Leader will probably be getting a PM soon.
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I'll be shocked if he doesn't threaten to sue over this thread. "Laugh[ing] at how idiotic and childish [we] all are" indeed.
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Holy shit. It is the @Skylar Ittner.
Enjoy your stay on our site, you're able to post in this thread again. Thanks for the promptnes!
Enjoy your stay on our site, you're able to post in this thread again. Thanks for the promptnes!
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He honestly looks like one of the Rat King trannies.
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He'll sue because of feelings. They always do.
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Also Skylar, what's this with you arguing with a mom for 40 posts about why you shouldn't have to remove photos of her child from your Facebook account?
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It's usually a relatively safe bet lolcows who show up and post will make such threats, but in this guy's case, he's already tried to tenaciously pursue a frivolous lawsuit when 50 lawyers refused to help him and the Internet widely mocked him and told him he had no case.
It's basically a guarantee that @Null will be posting some fun stuff from this guy in the "Take that off the god damn Internet!" section at some point, and I'd wager probably not long from now.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I see he's managed to get the "Who ate all the pies?" badge.