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[Skylar Ittner]

So Skylar, tell us more about this incident involving you taking pictures of kids:
https://pastebin.com/t2d3nnSt (http://archive.is/rVx1c)

College photography class. Two assignments involved going into public and taking pictures. Some paranoid daycare people using a public park thought I was a pedophile, and proceeded to shout at me, lock the kids up, and threaten to call the police. I didn't have anywhere to be, so I told them to go ahead. The police rolled up and sided with me. Somehow the daycare people got my dox and gave it to all the parents, who started stalking me online and sending me messages like "ur a fukken pedophele" (not joking about the spelling). So I made a meme picture implying they care more about some kid taking pictures than the daycare being attacked by velociraptors (stupid, I know). That got them even madder, so they doxxed me some more and found out via a news article about National Merit Scholars that I was attending Carroll College. They cried to the college, which bent some rules so they could charge me with a student conduct violation.

tl;dr: I was doing homework and some crazy fat ladies in a park decided to go full SJW.

 

[Randall Fragg]

A hardline Catholic turning out to be a kiddy diddler? Why am I not surprised.
See, this is why the Church of Cthulhu is so much better. We smoke weed, have gay orgies, listen to metal, play D&D, and sacrifice people to hasten the coming of the Great Old Ones.

 

[r00]

This kid is a rabbit hole of failure. I love it. I did think it odd that a catholic school would ban someone for preaching catechism, even if it was the anti-gay stuff. The leering at kids stuff is quite a development. (only it totally isn't because Catholicism)

 

[kcbbq]

That's a lot of badges. Good job, @Skylar Ittner. Do they give you a badge when the troop leader molests you?

I bet he was an altarboy and enjoyed it a little too much.

 

[ICametoLurk]

tl;dr: I was doing homework and some crazy fat ladies in a park decided to go full SJW.

Getting worried that a possible pedophile is taking pictures of their kids is going full SJW?

Do you have a Kekistan flag?

 

[Skylar Ittner]

It's basically a guarantee that @Null will be posting some fun stuff from this guy in the "Take that off the god damn Internet!" section at some point, and I'd wager probably not long from now.

This isn't my first time on the Internet, I know all about the Streisand effect.

 

[Cato]

This isn't my first time on the Internet, I know all about the Streisand effect.

It's incredibly ironic for you to post that in this thread.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

Getting worried that a possible pedophile is taking pictures of their kids is going full SJW?

Yes, after I told them I was doing a public photography assignment for college. In hindsight I should have hit the video button on my camera when they started shouting threats across the playground fence at me.

 

[r00]

tl;dr: I was doing homework and some crazy fat ladies in a park decided to go full SJW.

There are millions of things you could take pictures of. Why would you think you could take pictures of peoples kids without asking them, especially when you look the way you do?

 

[Cato]

Yes, after I told them I was doing a public photography assignment for college. In hindsight I should have hit the video button on my camera when they started shouting threats across the playground fence at me.

So you believe that after you told them that, they should have responded with "oh, in that case knock yourself out and take all the pictures of the kids that you want?"

 

[Skylar Ittner]

That's a lot of badges. Good job, @Skylar Ittner. Do they give you a badge when the troop leader molests you?

That would be awkward, because my father led the troop.

 

[Florence]

So I made a meme picture implying they care more about some kid taking pictures than the daycare being attacked by velociraptors (stupid, I know).

What the hell made you think that was a good idea?

Oh, right. :autism:

 

[Cato]

That would be awkward, because my father led the troop.

You are making this too easy.

 

[Randall Fragg]

That would be awkward, because my father led the troop.

Oh, so you got raped up the pooper by daddy?
Well, that at least puts you ahead of ADF.

 

[SakuraRose]

Also from the thread:
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I think it's really sweet that the Scout Hut let you hold your gay wedding there. Congratulations, you make a beautiful couple!

 

[Herbert Hoover]

This isn't my first time on the Internet, I know all about the Streisand effect.

Why did you chose a children's playground? Couldn't you have gone into a park or somewhere and approached people and asked if you could take pictures of them for an assignment? If I was a parent and I saw some dude taking pics of my kid at a playground I'd be weirded out too

 

[kcbbq]

Oh, so you got raped up the pooper by daddy?
Well, that at least puts you ahead of ADF.

Is it still rape if it is only a technicality because of age of consent?

 

[Quack]

Yes, after I told them I was doing a public photography assignment for college. In hindsight I should have hit the video button on my camera when they started shouting threats across the playground fence at me.

Do you have the facebook exchange between yourself and the lady who was upset (irrationally, I'm sure)?- if so can you post it?

 

[AlohaSnackbar]

That would be awkward, because my father led the troop.

But not awkward at all if it is some other troop leader, right?

 

[Tempest]

https://server6.kproxy.com/servlet/...2/EO Investigation Report - Skylar Ittner.pdf
the college report of what happened

some excerpts