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[Rabid Weasels]

Hey Skylar, congratulations on being Best Catholic. All those other pseudo Catholics are scumbags. Your mother sure gave them the what-for!

 

[Cripple]

Well thanks to @Skylar Ittner we now have an almost identical recording to how CWC's expulsion meeting went.

 

[Spawn]

I wonder why is it religion and lunacy go hand in hand? Skylar... John Bulla... Russel Greer... is there some correlation here between religion and lunacy? Maybe religion is lunacy?

 

[Florence]

I wonder why is it religion and lunacy go hand in hand? Skylar... John Bulla... Russel Greer... is there some correlation here between religion and lunacy? Maybe religion is lunacy?

 

[Kosher Dill]

At 32:45 or so: Skylar's mom argues that the Mary Lee Walshes of Carroll College should have recognized Skylar's autism just by looking at him.
... Can't say she's wrong.

 

[Cato]

I wonder why is it religion and lunacy go hand in hand? Skylar... John Bulla... Russel Greer... is there some correlation here between religion and lunacy? Maybe religion is lunacy?

Lolcows simply tend to be ignorant ideologues who get irrationally pissed off about the fact that conflicting opinions exist. There are religious lolcows of all stripes, and there are euphoric atheist lolcows. There are SJW/commie/ANTIFA lolcows, and there are alt-right/neoreactionary/nazi/fascist lolcows. There are feminist lolcows and MRA lolcows, etc.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I love how his mom gets all upset that they didn't assume he's autistic and ask him if he is, like what good would that do anyway if you admitted you don't need special treatment?

She basically said he should be able assault people because he has "personal space" issues

 

[Cato]

I love how his mom gets all upset that they didn't assume he's autistic and ask him if he is, like what good would that do anyway if you admitted you don't need special treatment?

She basically said he should be able assault people because he has "personal space" issues

Obviously because the school has a policy that all staff are trained to recognize autism and other neurological and psychiatric conditions, that means they should recognize his symptoms and sit back and do absolutely nothing while he goes on rampages.

 

[Spawn]

Lolcows simply tend to be ignorant ideologues who get irrationally pissed off about the fact that conflicting opinions exist. There are religious lolcows of all stripes, and there are euphoric atheist lolcows. There are SJW/commie/ANTIFA lolcows, and there are alt-right/neoreactionary/nazi/fascist lolcows. There are feminist lolcows and MRA lolcows, etc.

Yeah your right it's just to an outsider looking in a rather odd coincidence.

 

[Cato]

Yeah your right it's just to an outsider looking in a rather odd coincidence.

I think if you look around the site some more you'll find plenty of anti-religious lolcows.

 

[DuckSucker]

I think Skylar is the first lolcow to come here, then get all butthurt and pack his bags and actually leave. Usually theyve come back by now, right? Maybe he's tied up in his pressing litigation.

 

[Marsaudiac]

I think Skylar is the first lolcow to come here, then get all butthurt and pack his bags and actually leave. Usually theyve come back by now, right? Maybe he's tied up in his pressing litigation.

He's busy writing the novelization of his struggle to overcome diversity and stop the gays from taking over Sunday school.

 

[MG 620]

It would of course be nice if this could be a wake up call for him, but I doubt it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It would of course be nice if this could be a wake up call for him, but I doubt it.

The wake-up call will be when people start re-enacting his audio logs, like a new "Richard McBeef".

 

[sgetti]

The wake-up call will be when people start re-enacting his audio logs, like a new "Richard McBeef".

If 50 lawyers refusing his case and all of r/legaladvice telling him he fucked up hasn't served as a wake-up call for him, I doubt anything will.

 

[An Ghost]

The audio seals it: I'm gonna start digging for info on Vicki for her inevitable thread. She is a total cow. God DAMN.

If anybody would hit us with a law suit it would be her. I can't wait.

 

[Marsaudiac]

The Equal Opportunity Grievance hearing is one of the most absurd things I've ever heard, and I'm only a quarter of the way in. He attempts to accuse someone of assault for striking the table with a gavel.

 

[Cato]

Oh yeah, this is obligatory and nobody has done it yet:

 

[Lorento]

Oh yeah, this is obligatory and nobody has done it yet:

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He's like a fatter, less likeable Millhouse from the Simpsons.

 

[Lurker]

The Equal Opportunity Grievance hearing is one of the most absurd things I've ever heard, and I'm only a quarter of the way in. He attempts to accuse someone of assault for striking the table with a gavel.

I literally raged about this in chat. I could not fucking believe it.

Honestly, the most annoying parts, to me, are every fucking time this little chode thinks he said something smart, or outsmarted the administrators, and he does this fucking snicker. This smug little snicker.

This faggot most certainly would have been shoved into lockers had he gone to public school.