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Yeah, that'll translate well to the workplace.... Good job Mama Ittner, you've managed to make your sped of a son into an arrogant, insufferable ass, with a "skill set" that has zero application in real life. But hey, I guess he's still your pwecious wittle baby, so that's something.

It seems like a universal truth that behind every lolcow is a lolmom turning a sped into a full blown laughingstock.
 
He seriously thinks he's smarter than everyone else, and just had it thrown in his face that he's not. Probably never had to deal with that.
Seriously, how can you read this forum and think we're some kind of alt-right stronghold? We have multiple threads on alt-right figures.
 
He seriously thinks he's smarter than everyone else, and just had it thrown in his face that he's not. Probably never had to deal with that.
Seriously, how can you read this forum and think we're some kind of alt-right stronghold? We have multiple threads on alt-right figures.
We are everything, from Goobergrapers, to subhumans with recessed maxillae, to lying likes, to cyberbowling dudebros.

You name it, we are it.
 
*Sheer perfection*

Considering I bet he isn't going to be changing his passwords anytime soon, I can only wonder how you magnificent Russian code gods will top this.

@Fancy Bear My stalker has featured you prominently in his new tirade. Apparently I'm somehow liable for what you do.

Oh dear God did Vordak just throw the gauntlet down in front of a bunch of badass Russian blackhats while still dealing with all that wonderful legal shit from insulting an innocent lawyer who could afford Carter-Ruck?

PLEASE tell me this ends how I think it will end, if not better.
 
Welcome back @Skylar Ittner ! Do you also enforce Biblical mandates such as no shaving, staying away from women when they're on their period, and not wearing clothes that are made of 2 different types of fabric? This has been asked before but you never bothered to answer! So rude!

Here's a reddit comment I made a month ago answering your (overused) argument: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...mething_that_absolutely_disgusts_you/djqb7pf/

He just published a "fidget spinner app" on google play and his mom (more likely him on her account) reviewed it saying it changed their life. I'm guessing it has all sorts of invasive user tracking built into it. I will not be spinning skylar's fidget.
Archive of reddit post with google play link.

Here's the code: https://source.netsyms.com/skylarmt/Fidget

Skylar's in his mid-twenties and has never had a real job, as in working for someone he's not related to and drawing a paycheck.

What, are you trying to goad me into posting a paystub? I've held three "real" jobs, according to your definition.

If I didn't know any better, I'd assume that that poster was just a joke :story:

The left-handed one actually is.

Also, using whatever default sans-serif font the computer pops up when you open a new document?

http://i.imgur.com/56ANIHN.png

So, Skylar Ittner literally refers to himself as a "computer scientist" and yet didn't change his passwords for days after seeing that @Fancy Bear had publicly demonstrated that they had hacked into his accounts and had the current passwords. Outstanding.

I would like to thank @Fancy Bear for the free security audit, and regret not logging in sooner. I accidentally clicked a kiwifarms link a couple days ago, which made you all think I saw this thread. http://i.imgur.com/jXPjYF7.png
 
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