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[LiveFromNS]

Someone should ask him what he thinks of the two Hartley things. Should they have been aborted?

 

[AnOminous]

If he was against masturbation it would explain all of his hostility and issues. Pent up sexual aggression can do a number on your psyche.

As a vehement Catholic, he certainly follows the doctrine that masturbation is on the same level as homosexuality and adultery.

You can be absolutely certain, though, that he jerks off all the time, probably to really horrible porn.

 

[Cripple]

Skylar is sperging like crazy on reddit (abortion/birth control is evil, evil I say!).

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comme...ol_available_without_doctor_visit_in/dlawbp8/

"A lot of people want to have their cake and eat it too. They want things that feel good but don't want the natural consequences of those things."

Fuck off Skylar. Sounds like your life motto. You want to do whatever you want, but don't want the "natural consequences".

I just have to lol at men against female birth control. Adopt 5 black boys Skylar, they're the least likely to be adopted and stay in foster care. Then you can sperg all you want about women using birthcontrol.

Also my grandmother, good Catholic as she was, used no birthcontrol and had 9 children, the two youngest were premature because her uterus kept prolapsing, 5 miscarriages, and in the end had to have a hysterectomy because her uterus wouldn't stay inside her.

But, yeah birthcontrol is much worse for female health.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Skylar has probably never even seen a woman naked outside of porn, so he really shouldn't be discussing things he knows nothing about.

 

[Zeorus]

Skylar has probably never even seen a woman naked outside of porn, so he really shouldn't be discussing things he knows nothing about.

Don't underestimate how close a good Catholic boy can be to his mom.

 

[MG 620]

Especially after they uncovered it, and the next morning, it turned out a crime had been committed less than a block away.

"Officer, my Skylar was sound asleep and cannot possibly have commited the honorable act against the satanic baby killers!"

 

[Elaine Benes]

Skylar has probably never even seen a woman naked outside of porn, so he really shouldn't be discussing things he knows nothing about.

Implying he's even seen a woman in porn.

/rates self optimistic

 

[RodgerDodger]

Implying he's even seen a woman in porn.

/rates self optimistic

I don't think he is into THAT sort of porn.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Getting advice from an Amish grandmother to how to use a computer is more useful than sexual advice from Skylar.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why does Skylar care about abortions and birth control anyways? He's never going to have sex.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

Why does Skylar care about abortions and birth control anyways? He's never going to have sex.

Well, tbh, celibacy never prevented the catholic clergy from regulating other people's sex life.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well, tbh, celibacy never prevented the catholic clergy from regulating other people's sex life.

And that's why churches are seeing less people and asking for higher donations.

 

[AprilRains]

Well, tbh, celibacy never prevented the catholic clergy from regulating other people's sex life.

Didn't even stop them from having active sex lives.

 

[JustStopDude]

The position of Catholic Church against clergy having spouses and marriage is relatively new thing. Historically, the Church was losing property under Roman Law, requiring that the survivors of Priests, Bishops, and Cardinals (the first male son gets 2/3rd property, and the rest get 1/3rd). On top of this, there were problems with very power family passing high position offices between family members. You can see this during the various pope secession crises over the years. The House of Borgia is the most infamous family I can think of. They had extreme power in Italy and Spain during 15th and 16th century, with Pope Alexander VI and Pope Callixtus III coming from their ranks. Eventually they even had a President of I think Ecuador from their family.

I am surprised no one else has mentioned this to Skylar, but there are PLENTY of reasons for women to use birth control besides preventing pregnancy. It is amazing how easy it is for a man-child to make medical decisions over all the doctors and women in the world.

 

[DrJonesHat]

You know Skylar would be screaming from the rooftops if someone did to his church what he wanted to do to a Planned Parenthood.

 

[DonaldChump]

You know Skylar would be screaming from the rooftops if someone did to his church what he wanted to do to a Planned Parenthood.

Honestly he's so self righteous I cant believe he even goes to church, he seems like he thinks he already knows more than most Catholics and already knows all the scriptures and shit. I mean I know they say Catholics only ever go to church as a virtue and show of faith anyway so they suffer through it and repent their sins or whatever and they dont really care, but this dude takes it to the next level.

 

[SydBarrett]

Honestly he's so self righteous I cant believe he even goes to church, he seems like he thinks he already knows more than most Catholics and already knows all the scriptures and shit. I mean I know they say Catholics only ever go to church as a virtue and show of faith anyway so they suffer through it and repent their sins or whatever and they dont really care, but this dude takes it to the next level.

He does go to church
the church of mama ittner, that is

 

[DrJonesHat]

I don't think he's coming back so I don't think we can ask him if he goes to Mass.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I don't think he's coming back so I don't think we can ask him if he go

If that's true, then it's the smartest thing he's done in his life up to this point.

 

[SydBarrett]

If that's true, then it's the smartest thing he's done in his life up to this point.

he'll come back
he just doesn't check this thread everyday