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DrJonesHat said:
That boy is a basket of issues, and they'll never be addressed while he lets mommy run his life.
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To be fair at this point I don't think they'd be addressed if mommy was taken out of control of his life, either. He legitimately has no job options in the present day tech industry.

I mean, I honestly can think of a place where he could have gotten easy employment...but A) it's a scam, and B) you need a degree anyway.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
To be fair at this point I don't think they'd be addressed if mommy was taken out of control of his life, either. He legitimately has no job options in the present day tech industry.

I mean, I honestly can think of a place where he could have gotten easy employment...but A) it's a scam, and B) you need a degree anyway.
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i was under the impression that Multi- marketing companies didn't require a degree
 
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Optimus Prime said:
To be fair at this point I don't think they'd be addressed if mommy was taken out of control of his life, either. He legitimately has no job options in the present day tech industry.

I mean, I honestly can think of a place where he could have gotten easy employment...but A) it's a scam, and B) you need a degree anyway.
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He could go be a priest at a church somewhere.
I'm sure they don't require degrees.
 
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Skylar must have gotten bored from going a while without attention and drama, because the other day he wrote a reddit post bitching about the Carroll College incident again, and it ignited a shitstorm:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ActLikeYou...e_on_university_campus_for/dnm59q5/?context=3
https://archive.is/iB6ds

In addition to getting dog-piled in replies, his comment and the responses to it generated some r/subredditdrama and r/quityourbullshit threads that both got a good amount of traction:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditD...op_claims_he_was_persecuted_and_expelled_for/
https://archive.is/oA6Gm

https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbu...op_claims_he_was_persecuted_and_expelled_for/
https://archive.is/pUJij

A user in the r/quityourbullshit thread commented on the essence of Skylar Ittner that we've all already come to know and love:

Man that dude just kept doubling and tripling and quadrupling his bullshit. Had a few chances to walk to away, but consistently chose the WORST possible course of action.

Truly a master of the moronic.
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During his spike in attention, new activity also occurred on an old thread where someone had brought him up in response to another person speculating as to who the biggest loser on reddit was:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditD...y_mod_posts_inaccurate_picture_about/dmpwh1h/
https://archive.is/HvuGt

It's unfortunate that Kiwifarms was down at the time, because people referenced his thread and the @Fancy Bear incident. One user provided a summary for people who don't use this site:

It wasn't 4chan, it was a webforum kiwifarms.net that is dedicated to discussing weird people on the internet when they saw the legaladvice thread. He registered and started talking and irritated a user called Fancy Bear, which is an account shared by a Russian cyber espionage group.

When he did things like claim to be running a significant business they hacked his cell phone, his keep Carroll Catholic website, his web hosting company's records, submitted his paid apps as malware Symantec resulting in him getting blacklisted as a malware developer and other crap.

The mind blowing thing is Fancy Bear would explain each time how he had fucked up and how to fix it, and he would double down and refuse, so Fancy Bear would go and do something else.
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Of course, Skylar made the rounds in all of these threads to spar with people. Interestingly, he claimed to have received job offers as a result of the Carroll College incident, although quite tellingly he also acknowledged that he's still working the same shitty retail job he has been for a year and a half, so one can infer that either these job offers were non-existent or they were shit.

P.S. - Image uploading isn't working right now, I'll edit this post when that changes and make this post less ugly.
 
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Cato said:
Skylar must have gotten bored from going a while without attention and drama, because the other day he wrote a reddit post bitching about the Carroll College incident again, and it ignited a shitstorm:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ActLikeYou...e_on_university_campus_for/dnm59q5/?context=3
https://archive.is/iB6ds

In addition to getting dog-piled in replies, his comment and the responses to it generated some r/subredditdrama and r/quityourbullshit threads that both got a good amount of traction:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditD...op_claims_he_was_persecuted_and_expelled_for/
https://archive.is/oA6Gm

https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbu...op_claims_he_was_persecuted_and_expelled_for/
https://archive.is/pUJij

A user in the r/quityourbullshit thread commented on the essence of Skylar Ittner that we've all already come to know and love:



During his spike in attention, someone also brought him up in a completely unrelated thread in response to someone speculating as to who the biggest loser on reddit was:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditD...y_mod_posts_inaccurate_picture_about/dmpwh1h/
https://archive.is/HvuGt

It's unfortunate that Kiwifarms was down at the time, because people referenced his thread and the @Fancy Bear incident. One user provided a summary for people who don't use this site:



Of course, Skylar made the rounds in all of these threads to spar with people. Interestingly, he claimed to have received job offers as a result of the Carroll College incident, although quite tellingly he also acknowledged that he's still working the same shitty retail job he has been for a year and a half, so one can infer that either these job offers were non-existent or they were shit.

P.S. - Image uploading isn't working right now, I'll edit this post when that changes and make this post less ugly.
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If this only happened a day a go and there's that many subreddits talking about him it's only a matter of time before they start looking for info on Skylar here. Which I am sure will get him to be more vocal allowing for new content/ drama.

Skylar has autism so he can't help but not dropping things when told to for his own good.
 
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Wow, I thought this sped had finally learned and dropped off for a while, clearly not. It's amazing that he's still ass blasted about Carroll booting him out, and what I can't figure out is why. Just accept you fucked up and move on @Skylar Ittner.

Why would you continue to draw attention to yourself over this incident?

Why would you want to continue to associate with a Catholic institution that clearly doesn't follow what you define as proper Catholicism?

Why would you even care about the institution as a whole, when everything about it, in your definition is wrong?

Why would you go back to reddit, and continue to bitch there when it's been shown time and again that no one cares, and even sights this thread as evidence of you being an idiot?

I guess like everything else, I know the answer... :autism:
 
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