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Later in the conduct hearing, he tries to use "mild autism" as a get-out-of-jail-free card, while also deriding those who felt threatened by his physical actions as babies and whiners. It is he who is the baby, who should feel grateful that those he got grabby with felt more restraint than he did. I'd have coldcocked the little bastard.
I love listening to this
muh "i'm autistic" muh "liberal bias" muh "I'm being discriminated"

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"You know that's what they did to Jesus too"
"You guys are figuratively crucifying me for my belief" FUCKING LOL
 
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Here's two of them.

And I had to split the two parts of the conduct board audio.

Ahhhhh, that's fantastic @Marvin, and all the best in 2019 man!

So glad these audio files didn't get permanently lost as these are some of the best things an idiot/thread subject has made available for us to laugh at and discuss! I searched through his KCC website hoping they were still around when it appeared they had been lost but they were no longer listed. I bet Skylar thought they were lost to us as well, but no such luck! I am sure those that hadn't heard them before will enjoy them as much as we did when they first turned up.

And how'd you like to have that woman as your mommy? No wonder Skylar is such a little poof with that psycho as a mom.
 
I'm on the hearing recording now and 30 minutes in he's trying to say that who I assume to be the judge is attempting to assault him because they slammed their gavel on their desk

"I'M FEELING THREATENED BECAUSE YOU DID WHAT LITERALLY EVERY JUDGE DOES, I'M SO WELL-VERSED IN LEGAL JARGON BUT YOU COULD HURT SOMEONE WITH THAT GAVEL, THAT STARTLED ME I'M AUTISTIC"

I can't handle this, this is amazing
 
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Listening to Skylar and his mother again after so long, I swear they are even more loathesome than they were the first time. And yet, at the same time, they're even more hilariously incompetent at getting what they want, and completely defeat their own purposes for being there.

Nice going, you two, proving that the administration was right in deciding that Skylar was no longer welcome at Carroll for being a belligerent, hostile, bullying little snot, and that he had full parental support and approval for being such.

This time around, what annoyed me the most was that the college representatives let that meeting go on for over an hour when it was obvious that Skylar and his mom were just going to be rude, insulting, and bullying the entire time. After about 15-20 minutes of that shit, somebody needed to say, "This behavior is exactly why you're here in the first place; if you can't discuss this like rational, mature adults, there's nothing more for us to to say, and we're not here to listen to you heap abuse on us. You have been given three options that will allow you to finish your [LOLtastic BA in CS] degree; make your decision and get back to us by Monday at 5:00 PM."

(But then again, this is what you get in female-dominated workplaces, where maintaining at least the pretense of "niceness" gets favored over dealing with shit effectively. Yeah, I'm triggered. Fuck.)
 
This time around, what annoyed me the most was that the college representatives let that meeting go on for over an hour when it was obvious that Skylar and his mom were just going to be rude, insulting, and bullying the entire time.

Having an hour of it would make it super obvious, if they were ever stupid enough to take it to a real court, that they got an abundance of due process in the whole thing and that the court should let their decision stand, and maybe even slap the autistic tard and his shitty mom around with some sanctions.
 
The latest of Skylar's smug recountings of his refusals to follow any sort of rules and his genius loopholing skills:

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The latest of Skylar's smug recountings of his refusals to follow any sort of rules and his genius loopholing skills:

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I could see this as a clever work-around for a student that might have a wrist injury or arthritis or something, but I feel like Skylar's just being cheeky.

If his cramps were that severe, the teacher would have probably accommodated him.
 
I could see this as a clever work-around for a student that might have a wrist injury or arthritis or something, but I feel like Skylar's just being cheeky.

If his cramps were that severe, the teacher would have probably accommodated him.

What do you want to bet that they "didn't feel like arguing" because they were familiar enough with Skylar to not bother with the headache?
 
The handwritten rule is there to help you. If you write notes by hand, especially when you have to compile the most important ones to bring, chances are you're more than prepared for the test and memorised 99% of the stuff you wrote. If you just feed a ton of unfiltered info through a printer you're going to have to rely on it because you didn't actually learn anything. Not surprising Skylar chose to sabotage himself instead so he could feel smug.
 
Not surprising Skylar chose to sabotage himself instead so he could feel smug.
This is pretty much the theme of Skylar's life.

What he doesn't get--what his parents absolutely failed to teach him--is that so much of his rule-dodging and loopholing doesn't impress others with his smarts; it just shows them what an arrogant and untrustworthy little jerk he is. And when that's the impression you leave people with, they don't want to have anything more to do with you than they absolutely have to. They don't recommend you for educational or work opportunities; they don't invite you to be part of their circle of friends and colleagues; they don't want to bring you in on really cool projects, no matter how skilled you are; and they don't refer you and your business to people they know. The response to, "Look how smart I am! I've exempted myself from your stupid rules!" isn't, "Well done! You're so much more clever than I am!"; it's the sound of slamming doors that are unlikely to ever open again.
 
The latest of Skylar's smug recountings of his refusals to follow any sort of rules and his genius loopholing skills:

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It didn't help him in the long run, anyway. He sperged himself out of a college degree.

Not surprising Skylar chose to sabotage himself instead so he could feel smug.

That's what he did a few weeks back. He randomly posted about taking care of a "DDoS attack" and feeling smug about it, then he got exposed for his incompetence and ripped a new one by people here in the Farms, so he sulked off again into the sunset. Hasn't been back since then.

Pity though, I was hoping he'd keep up his smugness and attract the interest of a certain Russian ursine once again.
 
The handwritten rule is there to help you. If you write notes by hand, especially when you have to compile the most important ones to bring, chances are you're more than prepared for the test and memorised 99% of the stuff you wrote. If you just feed a ton of unfiltered info through a printer you're going to have to rely on it because you didn't actually learn anything. Not surprising Skylar chose to sabotage himself instead so he could feel smug.

And in the end it didn't make any difference. Skylar never graduated. Lifehack!
 
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