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[Burd Turglar]

What a literal homosexual.

 

[Covfefe]

@Skylar Ittner it's okay to be gay dude. It's been fine for a while. Just love yourself, man, this is sad.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Man, such an elite hacker! Getting an old dox that neither Null or his mother live at anymore and hasn't for what? Four years now? If your college didn't throw you out for being a sped they would have thrown you out for being too stupid to exist

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

something something pillar of salt

 

[AprilRains]

If you’re gonna bump your own thread, at least do something funny again.

You should have listened, Skylar.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I wonder if he ever finished up his school work and got his degree, or if Mommy's Very Special Boy SKYLAR is still among the ranks of the un-degreed.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I wonder if he ever finished up his school work and got his degree, or if Mommy's Very Special Boy SKYLAR is still among the ranks of the un-degreed.

At least he believes trannies shouldn't be apart of LGB and that it's a mental disorder, so at least he's going somewhere in life.

 

[Skeletor]

We would have all forgotten about this guy if he didn’t bump this thread once a year.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Catholicism
Not even once

 

[TherapyMan]

The legend returns!

Skyler how about you show us your elite hacker skills by finding the address of the White House next? Or better yet, infiltrate the public library's wifi?

 

[Akashic Retard]

I'm very late but I think it would be funny to derisively call this kid a "boy genius". That's all I got.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Skylar deserves bullying, each and every day.

 

[Spergichu]

I can't believe someone with this severe a case of autism is able to even communicate with anyone in any way whatsoever, let alone hang up posters or use the Internet.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Man, such an elite hacker! Getting an old dox that neither Null or his mother live at anymore and hasn't for what? Four years now? If your college didn't throw you out for being a sped they would have thrown you out for being too stupid to exist

Not only have they not lived there, the fucking house doesn't even exist anymore. What a fucking potato.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I can't believe someone with this severe a case of autism is able to even communicate with anyone in any way whatsoever, let alone hang up posters or use the Internet.

If by autism you mean "sheltered to the point of being feral", then yes, it is amazing.

 

[Exuvia]

Getting the notification that this thread had become active again and then finding out that it was just because he dug up Null's outdated dox was a major disappointment.

 

[DrJonesHat]

If by autism you mean "sheltered to the point of being feral", then yes, it is amazing.

I honestly think the college telling him he couldn't put up those posters was the first time he'd ever been told "no" and he had no idea how to handle it. I'm not sure he understands that people are in fact allowed to tell him no. The existence of this thread would seem to validate that hypothesis.

 

[AnOminous]

I like how if you google "Skylar Ittner" the first five or so hits are his own, and they come across as completely crazy, and then you get Kiwi Farms, but his own hits that he's done SEO on make him look even crazier and dumber and more autistic.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I like how if you google "Skylar Ittner" the first five or so hits are his own, and they come across as completely crazy, and then you get Kiwi Farms, but his own hits that he's done SEO on make him look even crazier and dumber and more autistic.

Pretty impressive to make yourself look more autistic than an entire thread on the farms.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I feel like Skylar read the Artemis Fowl books and developed a hardon for the main character