Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

[The Dude]

But then again, Phil (even though he had his tiny house cat dick surgically removed and replaced by a trench that is no doubt rotting from the inside out (which mind you, Phil probably feels the pain of his flesh decaying but believes it to be 100% normal and part of the healing process)) and slingblade (who probably has his dick, and debates every night whether to chop it off himself because it would get him attention and asspats, plus a raging infection because everyone knows the first thing he will do is attempt to finger that festering wound) aren't anything close to a noal woman now are they??? You know, sometimes I wonder if you went up to Phil and said that you'd give him 1.5 million dollars to detransition, I wonder if he would throw everything away and confirm that the life he's lived since leaving his mommy's house has all been a lie, and then I remember, of course he would, he's a selfish asshole. Same goes for toren, and especially Chris.

Or he would freak out on you, claiming you're either trying to troll him or kill him (or both) because he's a paranoid idiot.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Or he would freak out on you, claiming you're either trying to troll him or kill him (or both) because he's a paranoid idiot.

Which would the prompt Phil to pull the ole smashing the iPhones SD card story on Facebook, as well as him screaming at you on the streets while attempting to spray you with pepper spray or hit you with his baton, only to end up spraying/hitting himself in the process, which will then lead to him screaming for help because you hit him. Then when he realizes that no one cares, hell run blindly into the middle of the street only to be hit by a car. He will then post to Facebook saying how you kicked his ass for being a tranny, or you were jealous of his infected trench, when in reality, all you did was stand there and tell him to look both ways before blindly crossing the street.

 

[The Dude]

Which would the prompt Phil to pull the ole smashing the iPhones SD card story on Facebook, as well as him screaming at you on the streets while attempting to spray you with pepper spray or hit you with his baton, only to end up spraying/hitting himself in the process, which will then lead to him screaming for help because you hit him. Then when he realizes that no one cares, hell run blindly into the middle of the street only to be hit by a car. He will then post to Facebook saying how you kicked his ass for being a tranny, or you were jealous of his infected trench, when in reality, all you did was stand there and tell him to look both ways before blindly crossing the street.

Phil wouldn't even get as far as trying to snatch the phone away. Phil will waddle away on the verge of filling his pants the moment the other person gives him a dirty look. He's a coward and terrified of getting a beat down that he knows he can't defend himself against.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Phil wouldn't even get as far as trying to snatch the phone away. Phil will waddle away on the verge of filling his pants the moment the other person gives him a dirty look. He's a coward and terrified of getting a beat down that he knows he can't defend himself against.

Yeah I know that, but I can imagine Phil doing that to some random, not even affiliated with us, and someone who doesn't know him.

 

[The Dude]

Yeah I know that, but I can imagine Phil doing that to some random, not even affiliated with us, and someone who doesn't know him.

Only if they're female or in a wheelchair. Preferably both for Phil.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[AnOminous]

I'm surprised they'd get a sewer bill that high when Phil mainly just shits his pants.

 

[Positron]

So why doesn't he go back to that house and live with those three people again?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

He's still on his bullshit with this bill ..last time he said he was looking into it .

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He's still on his bullshit with this bill ..last time he said he was looking into it .

Maybe he got distracted. Like, maybe there was a bottle of vodka between himself and his phone.

 

[ON 190]

Maybe he got distracted. Like, maybe there was a bottle of vodka between himself and his phone.

Maybe he thought the bottle WAS his phone.

 

[KE 521]

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This dumbass. Of course these bills vary based on any number of factors. Where I live, if you’re renting it’s normal for the landlord to pay water and sewer and the tenant to pay electricity. Want to learn to love the Deep South slingblade?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

That really isn't that much for 2 people who spend most of their time at home, especially in a progressive city that passes environmental costs to it's residents.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That really isn't that much for 2 people who spend most of their time at home, especially in a progressive city that passes environmental costs to it's residents.

Maybe Toren saves water by only vomiting on Phil.

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Well toren, the reason why your rent was so damn cheap when you were living with the other three idiots, is either because you lived in the absolute worst/most ghetto part of town, or because the other three idiots had jobs, and therefore they paid more for rent than you did, and you were only told to pay utilities. Also, is toren seriously complaining about utilities?? If he was the badass, take no authority figure he claims to be, then he would stop paying all together...that would sure show those dirty cis landlords. But in reality, I don't think he understands how rent works, that, and he really shouldn't be complaining seeing as he lives there for FREE.

Maybe Toren saves water by only vomiting on Phil.

Garbage/vomit time! Quick get over here and open your mouth for me Phil, that way we don't have to waste money on a garbage can.

 

[Hellfire]

Slingblade's 47th birthday was in September. Slingblade threatened/planned to drink until he couldn't feel anything anymore because his mom and Phil had said or done something to make Slingblade declare that neither of them cared about him. http://archive.fo/hJNYc http://archive.fo/m3Pmc

 

[ON 190]

Just chug a bottle of Everclear and get it over with, Toren.

 

[AnOminous]

Just chug a bottle of Everclear and get it over with, Toren.

He's far enough gone he'd probably just shit and piss himself and pass out for a couple days.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Slingblade's 47th birthday was in September. Slingblade threatened/planned to drink until he couldn't feel anything anymore because his mom and Phil had said or done something to make Slingblade declare that neither of them cared about him. http://archive.fo/hJNYc http://archive.fo/m3Pmc
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If this actually did happen, and wasn’t just Toadface angling for pity, then go Phil. I may never say that again. Nobody should care about Slingblade, because he sure as hell doesn’t care about them.

I reckon the real story was just that Captain Mudskipper was hoping to be showered with expensive gifts like the beautiful princess he isn’t, and when he wasn’t, he tried to guilt trip them.

As a general rule of life, if no one likes you, it’s because you’re unlikeable.

 

[ON 190]

If this actually did happen, and wasn’t just Toadface angling for pity, then go Phil. I may never say that again. Nobody should care about Slingblade, because he sure as hell doesn’t care about them.

I reckon the real story was just that Captain Mudskipper was hoping to be showered with expensive gifts like the beautiful princess he isn’t, and when he wasn’t, he tried to guilt trip them.

As a general rule of life, if no one likes you, it’s because you’re unlikeable.

All he wanted for his birthday were some #analrips. Is that so much to ask?!