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And the woman walks off yelling, "Everyone's read The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar."
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And the woman walks off yelling, "Everyone's read The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar."
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King of Sorrowful Sadsacks said:
Translate to read: "I thought that, if I just demonstrate the correct social cheat code, all female units will override their primary logic circuits and immediately hop on my dick. To that end, I came on to them as a pushy, hyper-macho, self-absorbed asshole who has no concept of women as actual people and has negative concept of women's personal boundaries. Turns out that they don't like that! Stupid feeeeemales, it's all their fault!" *runs away crying*
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"Hello, female! I am capable of speaking five different languages. I am extremely smart. I have no job and I live with my parents, but as you can see, I am extremely charming. Now remove your pants and prepare for copulation, and- wait, where are you going? Godamn bitches, I TOLD you all looks are all that matter!"
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Okay, now they're approaching Fuckbot territory with their vocabulary. If they use the phrase "rape ape" I'm going to self-administer a lobotomy.
As a wise man once said... bitches ain't shit.
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Perhaps I'm being uncharitable but I'm guessing he doesn't actually speak six languages to a reasonable standard of fluency. It's probably more like he knows what "Konichi wa" means so he'll say he speaks Japanese.
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"I am well-traveled, speak 6 languages, and know foreign cultures. I enjoy the fine arts, constructive literature, hiking and biking. I understand body language, can make eye contact and can hold a decent conversation.
I have an aptitude for drawing and painting. I have done bodybuilding, I know how to play chess and I'm intellectual with an intense character. I also have a sense of both humor and fashion.
But I've always thought that women were impressed by guys with confidence who approach and take what they want, and not by 'Looks, Money & Status' (LMS). With that in mind, here are the results: [a bunch of meaningless bullshit]"
I tried to edit his post to make him actually seem like an intellectual. Speaks and presumably writes in 6 languages, too bad none of them are English.
Yes, because you can obviously display your knowledge of high culture, fine art, and literature TO A STRANGER IN A BAR. jesus mate. If you want to get a date based on your education, interests and personality traits, GO ON EHARMONY. Because yelling your appreciation for Klimt over Jason Derulo in the club is pretty fucking difficult.
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Today I learned that if I bang 37 hockey players I can upgrade my engagement ring to a massive rock from Tiffany. This is brand new information, fellow kiwis.
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"How much is my vagina worth to you? Well sorry to say it but it's way more than you assclowns could afford and I'm not talking money! That's right wankers, bitches ain't for sale, you could spend your entire life savings on a diamond the size of a baby's fist and we'd still think you were unfuckable unlovable goobers! What's that, that's unfair? Go read a fucking book and develop a personality and we'll talk!"
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WHY...CANT..I...WINNER MORE THAN ONCE...
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Giant thumbs up for you! (Seriously dat thumb, these Sluthaters whine all the time about their chins meanwhile this guy has a thousand fan girls and Brachydactyly type B)
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Hey, hey, stop proving personality matters!Giant thumbs up for you! (Seriously dat thumb, these Sluthaters whine all the time about their chins meanwhile this guy has a thousand fan girls and Brachydactyly type B)
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You're right, how silly of me, I'll go back to drooling over that sexy as hell butt chin
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1.5/10 wouldn't bangYou're right, how silly of me, I'll go back to drooling over that sexy as hell butt chin
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Surgery required, fro needs to be less magnificently Jew-y, thumbs cut off, name changed to Chad...
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You're right, how silly of me, I'll go back to drooling over that sexy as hell butt chin
Im sitting here with nhl.com open working on my list of 37 hockey players. Zdeno Chara is banhammered, though.
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I have no idea who this guy is but a. I'm not seeing a distinguished chin and b. He has an expression like he just saw boobs for the first time.
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