Snoopy has died

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Ramborambo said:
0:23 "E V E R F R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E Enorthwest"


I have faith in this guy. I have faith in him.
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Too late. He's already "merged with his anthropological self-counterpart" and have become a "tall dog guy"

Ffs Chris.
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I swear someone needs to tell Chris to knock it off. Poor doggo
 
Another victim in the ever increasing casualties at the hands of the Chandlers (:_(
 
"He became a tall dog guy"

Chris... you couldn't take even a single day off from your own nonsense to mourn your dog? Did Snoopy not deserve at least that?
 
According to his nonsense, he could've rest in peace from all the negligence he dealt but now he's in Chris's hell.
 
'...a tall dog guy.'

Fuck you, Chris. (Rate me MOTI all that you like. Spouting merge shit and dragging his recently-deceased and presumably beloved pet into it is a dick move by any standards.)
 
The Merge has been chris's main coping technique for quite awhile now, I don't know why anyone is acting surprised he brought it up.
 
I can just picture Chris getting his neighbor's attention. Sprawled out on the lawn in a negligee with leaves, dirt, and bugs in his bald spot , yelling, "Oh me, Oh my, I am but a dainty Goddess. Radioactive estrogen from C197 has rendered my body weak, yet beautiful and buxom. Won't some virile and strong people help me bury the royal mut whose mass exceeds 2 tons. Barbie and I shall reward you with a house blessing and 3 wishes".
 
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According to this, the leg injury happened after he was adopted, not before, with no mention otherwise. No mention of taking him to the vet after this happened either. Chris also admits he was too damn lazy to walk the dogs.

Also he probably needed the neighbors' help because the dog was too damn big and Chris too weak to lift it.
 
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Too late. He's already "merged with his anthropological self-counterpart" and have become a "tall dog guy"

Ffs Chris.
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Even in a somewhat sincere and saddened reactionary tweet, he has to use this to ramp up his delusions again...

I know he's doing this because his childish dumb brain uses his most comforting thoughts to subsist, but still, it makes him just look like he can't separate reality from this dream land shit like every other message he tweets out.

He's going to pull the exact same thing when Barb dies.
 
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Well, RIP Snoopy, a good dog that lived in the worst of homes. At least for him the suffering is finally over.
Ted_Breakfast said:
When I read, 'Barbie,' a chill ran up my spine.
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At first I thought he meant a barbie toy bed or something. But...is it actually a cutsie name for his mom? How long as he called her that? That's...yeah, chills up the spine.
 
Too bad, dog probably would have lived a few more years if owned by someone who cared enough to provide it with a decent diet and exercise.
 
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