So hows your colon?

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Went to some strange bar on what must have been black leather cowboy night and a bunch of dudes with handlebar moustaches kept buying me drinks and asking me that very same question. Come to think of it, I woke up in an alley the next morning and my colon wasn't feeling the greatest after that. Those guys must have been colon specialists or something! It's like they knew it was gonna be sore in the morning 🤔
Pretty bad ngl. I get constipated every day. Used to be good a couple of months ago from exercising every day and drinking water. But I got a hernia from working out to much and the doctors wont tell me when I'd get my surgery, so for the time being i have to tone down my exercise ruining my colon in the process.
 
Went to some strange bar on what must have been black leather cowboy night and a bunch of dudes with handlebar moustaches kept buying me drinks and asking me that very same question. Come to think of it, I woke up in an alley the next morning and my colon wasn't feeling the greatest after that. Those guys must have been colon specialists or something! It's like they knew it was gonna be sore in the morning 🤔
 
Solution
Went to some strange bar on what must have been black leather cowboy night and a bunch of dudes with handlebar moustaches kept buying me drinks and asking me that very same question. Come to think of it, I woke up in an alley the next morning and my colon wasn't feeling the greatest after that. Those guys must have been colon specialists or something! It's like they knew it was gonna be sore in the morning 🤔
so you got surprized buttsecked too?
 
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