PvtRichardCranium
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 23, 2013
http://www.indiedb.com/company/phallic-entertainment
We've currently got almost all of the details for our first Unity (Maybe UDK) game, Into The Rift ironed out (it's an adventure FPS about a biker who fights aliens on a distant planet and all that good shit). Unfortunately we still need a team. That's where you nerds come in.
What we need:
Voice Actors
Coders
Mappers
Modelers
What we DON'T need:
Writers
Texture mappers
Music Artists
No edukashun
Mormon Missionaries showing up at our door and acting like dicks when we answer the door in our underwear.
QA:
Q: Will I get paid?
A: It depends on what your credentials are. If we sell the game, then yes, you will get some of the profits regardless. You might be payed to work depending on your credentials. Worked on a famous mod in the past 5 years? We'll try our best to pay you. Just decided to take up mapping for shits and giggles? Wait until the sales come in.
Q: Do you expect this game to sell very well?
A: It's a hyperviolent First Person Shooter that plays like a mix of Far Cry 3, Crysis and Doom/Quake that has a techno metal soundtrack and constant references to dicks and tits and all that good shit. Oh yeah, and the company is called Phallic Entertainment. The short answer? We don't know, but probably not. The long answer? People are getting tired of games like Call Of Duty and other similar modern military shooters. Ditto games like Killzone and Halo. Throwback shooters are getting more and more popular and it's a good time to get into the no longer over saturated market.
Q: Can I add Anime/Furry/Brony influences into the modeling/mapping plox?
A: No. Hell no. Fuck no. We have a demographic. That demographic is tough grizzled manly men with beards and leather jackets, not otaku, foxloving horsefuckers.
Q: Why Phallic Entertainment?
A: Why not?
Q: Do you enjoy being dominated sexually, like by women with strapons or men if you're a homo?
A: This one time when I was really drunk and shit...
Q: I have a great idea for the game. Can you implement it?
A: Not likely, although it's possible. Basically, if you have something that's really awesome and/or you blow me we'll implement it.
The future of gaming is Phallic.
We've currently got almost all of the details for our first Unity (Maybe UDK) game, Into The Rift ironed out (it's an adventure FPS about a biker who fights aliens on a distant planet and all that good shit). Unfortunately we still need a team. That's where you nerds come in.
What we need:
Voice Actors
Coders
Mappers
Modelers
What we DON'T need:
Writers
Texture mappers
Music Artists
No edukashun
Mormon Missionaries showing up at our door and acting like dicks when we answer the door in our underwear.
QA:
Q: Will I get paid?
A: It depends on what your credentials are. If we sell the game, then yes, you will get some of the profits regardless. You might be payed to work depending on your credentials. Worked on a famous mod in the past 5 years? We'll try our best to pay you. Just decided to take up mapping for shits and giggles? Wait until the sales come in.
Q: Do you expect this game to sell very well?
A: It's a hyperviolent First Person Shooter that plays like a mix of Far Cry 3, Crysis and Doom/Quake that has a techno metal soundtrack and constant references to dicks and tits and all that good shit. Oh yeah, and the company is called Phallic Entertainment. The short answer? We don't know, but probably not. The long answer? People are getting tired of games like Call Of Duty and other similar modern military shooters. Ditto games like Killzone and Halo. Throwback shooters are getting more and more popular and it's a good time to get into the no longer over saturated market.
Q: Can I add Anime/Furry/Brony influences into the modeling/mapping plox?
A: No. Hell no. Fuck no. We have a demographic. That demographic is tough grizzled manly men with beards and leather jackets, not otaku, foxloving horsefuckers.
Q: Why Phallic Entertainment?
A: Why not?
Q: Do you enjoy being dominated sexually, like by women with strapons or men if you're a homo?
A: This one time when I was really drunk and shit...
Q: I have a great idea for the game. Can you implement it?
A: Not likely, although it's possible. Basically, if you have something that's really awesome and/or you blow me we'll implement it.
The future of gaming is Phallic.
