So what happens now?

[Marvin]

One question I have to ask. How many years does he have left go get his life together, or is it too late? I don't want to see someones life ruined, but I have to wonder if he can even fix his.lofe at this point (not that he will).

Theoretically, he could get his life together at any point. Anyone can. But I think Chris is too dumb to do it. He's definitely too dumb to attempt it, but even if he did try, he's definitely too dumb to succeed on his own. He'd need someone to force him to do it and to pull all the strings.

Chris can be trained, like an animal. He could probably have a decent life if someone trained him to do it.

 

[Coldgrip]

Shit, he spent about a grand in the past month or two, let alone since the end of his court case.

Given the financial situation of Chris and Barb, I have to wonder if Chris is able to afford a PS4 and be able to pay the necessary electric bill? I remember you mentioning that Chris is smart enough to realize that he needs to pay the power bill to keep things running but given his inability to do any long term planning and his greed is there a chance that in his rush to purchase his newest life upgrade he'll overspend and wind up with his newest toy and no way to play it?

 

[Marvin]

Shit, he spent about a grand in the past month or two, let alone since the end of his court case.

Given the financial situation of Chris and Barb, I have to wonder if Chris is able to afford a PS4 and be able to pay the necessary electric bill? I remember you mentioning that Chris is smart enough to realize that he needs to pay the power bill to keep things running but given his inability to do any long term planning and his greed is there a chance that in his rush to purchase his newest life upgrade he'll overspend and wind up with his newest toy and no way to play it?

Well, Chris and Barb have been living in their shithole alone for long enough. Chris is aware of his day-to-day responsibilities. I think what's more likely is that he'll plan ahead to get his ps4. But yeah, a lot of his spending is on credit too, so there is that option.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Theoretically, he could get his life together at any point. Anyone can. But I think Chris is too dumb to do it. He's definitely too dumb to attempt it, but even if he did try, he's definitely too dumb to succeed on his own. He'd need someone to force him to do it and to pull all the strings.

I'm curious when you say dumb if you mean unintelligent, or just woefully uninformed about everything. The second one is obvious, but do you think he lacks the brain function as well as not knowing much of anything?

 

[Marvin]

Theoretically, he could get his life together at any point. Anyone can. But I think Chris is too dumb to do it. He's definitely too dumb to attempt it, but even if he did try, he's definitely too dumb to succeed on his own. He'd need someone to force him to do it and to pull all the strings.

I'm curious when you say dumb if you mean unintelligent, or just woefully uninformed about everything. The second one is obvious, but do you think he lacks the brain function as well as not knowing much of anything?

Uhh, maybe a little bit of both. He knows very little about the world at large. He's also pretty bad at things like improvising and thinking on his feet. Maybe that's due to autism sometimes, but a lot of the time I just think he's a dumbass.

 

[Xaiena]

Why is Chris taking this so super seriously? I mean, yes the revelation that he wasn't as liked as much he thought he was must have shocked and hurt him but he just said in his post on the 31st about how things could be faked. Yes, I know Chris is known for his hypocrisy but I'm surprised he hasn't claimed the letter to be fake by trolls. Or is there a particular reason he knows it's true and honest? (I haven't read every post so I probably missed some facts ) Although, I suppose how he's being treated on fb and about the reunion may have been a hint.

Spoiler

And he probably knows that deep down it's all true

I really really really hope some of his now ex-gal pals who may have looked into what Chris has been up to decide to send a nice message to Anna and tell her how much of a bitch she is being. They probably won't though

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Why is Chris taking this so super seriously? I mean, yes the revelation that he wasn't as liked as much he thought he was must have shocked and hurt him but he just said in his post on the 31st about how things could be faked. Yes, I know Chris is known for his hypocrisy but I'm surprised he hasn't claimed the letter to be fake by trolls. Or is there a particular reason he knows it's true and honest? (I haven't read every post so I probably missed some facts ) Although, I suppose how he's being treated on fb and about the reunion may have been a hint.

Spoiler

And he probably knows that deep down it's all true

I really really really hope some of his now ex-gal pals who may have looked into what Chris has been up to decide to send a nice message to Anna and tell her how much of a bitch she is being. They probably won't though

This is simply due to the fact that high school was his only fond memories probably because he believed he actually had a circle of friends. Also keep in mind that he actually had a set schedule and kind of sort of had accomplishments at least for his age back then (And I would guess compared to where he is now, the kind of we're accomplishments.).

 

[sea panther]

This is simply due to the fact that high school was his only fond memories probably because he believed he actually had a circle of friends. Also keep in mind that he actually had a set schedule and kind of sort of had accomplishments at least for his age back then (And I would guess compared to where he is now, the kind of we're accomplishments.).

This, and I really don't think Chris *did* know any better. He genuinely believed that those girls were his friends.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

This, and I really don't think Chris *did* know any better. He genuinely believed that those girls were his friends.

And, as Chris has made abundantly clear over the years, if you have a friend who is a girl, she's basically yours for the sweetheart building and sex having.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I think what's more likely is that he'll plan ahead to get his ps4. But yeah, a lot of his spending is on credit too, so there is that option.

No doubt about it. He's always been good about paying the minimum due on his credit cards, which is enough to keep your credit score treading water - I'm certain he's got a store card with Best Buy or Walmart or Target (or maybe all three!), and at least one of them will have enough available for him to get a quad (or perhaps Q-Console, if you will) on launch.

 

[Uzumaki]

I think what's more likely is that he'll plan ahead to get his ps4. But yeah, a lot of his spending is on credit too, so there is that option.

No doubt about it. He's always been good about paying the minimum due on his credit cards, which is enough to keep your credit score treading water - I'm certain he's got a store card with Best Buy or Walmart or Target (or maybe all three!), and at least one of them will have enough available for him to get a quad (or perhaps Q-Console, if you will) on launch.

I hope Q-Console catches on. I hope it catches on so hard that Chris assimilates it and starts using it.

 

[Holdek]

No, Barb isn't preventing anything. Chris spends as much as he wants. Those toys he posted about on his facebook, for example.

To add to this I think he spent over a grand since the coclusion of his ciurt case, so he will definitely be getting his ps4

Shit, he spent about a grand in the past month or two, let alone since the end of his court case.

Oh for fuck's sake, on what?

I think what's more likely is that he'll plan ahead to get his ps4. But yeah, a lot of his spending is on credit too, so there is that option.

No doubt about it. He's always been good about paying the minimum due on his credit cards, which is enough to keep your credit score treading water - I'm certain he's got a store card with Best Buy or Walmart or Target (or maybe all three!), and at least one of them will have enough available for him to get a quad (or perhaps Q-Console, if you will) on launch.

Quad Tower.

Spoiler

Yep, Eleven after Eleven; Quad Towers for Twin Towers.

 

[applecat]

Oh for fuck's sake, on what?

Toys and McDonald's, of course. Did you really even need to ask?

 

[CatParty]

those toys were gifts! totally didn't buy them for himself and say someone bought them for him ...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I hope Q-Console catches on. I hope it catches on so hard that Chris assimilates it and starts using it.

I always found it hilarious that Chris is honestly offended when people call the PS3 a "PS triple".

 

[Jackie Chin]

I wonder what Anna has been doing exactly. A couple of months ago we see her ass patting Chris, and these last few days nothing from Anna.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I wonder what Anna has been doing exactly. A couple of months ago we see her ass patting Chris, and these last few days nothing from Anna.

She only talks to him a couple of times a month, if that. Anna doesn't put any effort into Chris whatsoever.

 

[Marvin]

To add to this I think he spent over a grand since the coclusion of his ciurt case, so he will definitely be getting his ps4

Shit, he spent about a grand in the past month or two, let alone since the end of his court case.

Oh for fuck's sake, on what?

Pretty much what applecat said.

 

[Pikonic]

If he steals from mommy's purse to buy a PSquadra because he can't save his I'm gonna throw a shitfit

 

[Tubular Monkey]

those toys were gifts! totally didn't buy them for himself and say someone bought them for him ...

I don't usually like to break the fourth wall and address why Chris is so transparent, but I need to indulge. He took the pictures in front of the same envelope. He then, as Chris will do, added too much information to try to make it sound authentic. "Gee, they sure must like buying from Amazon.com. I'll bet that got them 14 points towards a free wrist watch." Why even post it online? Why did anyone have to know?